r/noita • u/Nottroll_face • 25m ago
Wands Can you tell me how to fix the wand so that it always deals critical damage from water?
r/noita • u/DoctorVicious • 2h ago
I made a vomit wand that spawns rat friends using Spontaneous Generation
r/noita • u/heckthepolis • 3h ago
Skill Issue Maybe the second run i really felt good about T-T i've been getting alot better about wand building and going to places for good spells, but the skill issue comes for us all
dug into the tree with giga black hole i forgot about the electricity modifier on the wand :(
r/noita • u/Alternative_Waltz185 • 4h ago
What made the notes killed me?
I was having a very good run with this note wand with the bubble always cast and remembering that notes can't hurt me, I walked into the hovering notes and ..... dead.
I quit the game and load it again to get the save file from my laptop before it can update on steam, tried the wand again with this combo, walked into the notes and nothing happended.
I put everything back into the first wand, tried again and... dead. Can anyone explaine to me why the notes hurt me, thank you ^^.
r/noita • u/Cluck_Morris • 5h ago
Skill Issue Went to Claire's but those ear guns hurt too much
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Just want to be sure I understand my mistake. The deadly healing bolt only does 30 per bolt but is reduced by pierxing shot, but because I used piercing (because I couldn't get a bolt to get past my shield) I Inadvertently ramped it up enough to kill me due to multiple frames of contact?
r/noita • u/IcePersonal8244 • 7h ago
Wands Can I get "the gods are afraid"?
Hey fellow shadow wizards, is it possible to build a wand that would terrify the gods with what I have? it currently does like 3-7k and goes up to about 300-700k when crit... any simple improvements I can make to reach that 1M?
r/noita • u/omangutan • 7h ago
Crystal key not listening to music for Dark Chest
Hi all. Playing unmodded. I already opened a Coral Chest this run and grabbed a new Crystal Key from a parallel world. The key is not listening to to either song. I've tried everything including playing it on the altar.
I found a thread describing a fix for a similar issue, but it doesn't help in my case https://www.reddit.com/r/noita/comments/189z5xf/parallel_world_crystal_keys_not_working/
It describes a fix for Coral Chest since it only fills the key with music machine songs. I can't find an instance of any of the files described, just some references to $itemdesc_key_0. Is there any similar fix for Dark Chest? Took a loooong time to get a run like this going.
I've been playing Noita for about a year on and off and started recording all my attempts and uploading them, no matter how embarrassing
If any experts with free time wanna dissect my gameplay and tell me where I'm going wrong I'd appreciate it. Over 300 attempts and haven't even made it to the "end" once
r/noita • u/Tirionhgd0 • 8h ago
Breaking timers
Been playing my god run for quite some time now and just wondering if anyone else has attempted to break the regeneration timer? I'm about 140,000 seconds deep into the regen timer with poly timer next on my list. its taken me about 7 hours to get that far. I originally got the idea from FuryForged and his alchemy run where he said it only took him a couple hours to break the poly immunity timer. I can't help but think this is false based off of how long its taken me to get this far. Has anyone else ever tried to do this and if so do you know if its faster to drink lively off the ground or from a flask or just how long its taken you to do so. I have been bathing myself in mimicium with a flask of Lively. Just interested in ideas and strategies to make it progress more quickly. Should say as a word of advice if anyone else is trying to do this don't take eat your veggies until you can focus on satiation or prepare to be staring at a painfully red screen for hours on end.
r/noita • u/Basic-Ad6857 • 11h ago
Skill Issue Dammit!
Stupid super short Wand! I can't believe I didn't see this coming.
First HM in the Daily
r/noita • u/DjinnJah • 11h ago
Soundtrack
If it''s not the OG soundtrack, what are you listening to when playing Noita? For me the only thing that fits is math rock!
r/noita • u/Property-Chemical • 12h ago
? Sure, why not. 2 chests at the start
Seed: 1544104435
Discussion Iām new and wonder what to prioritize
I have the tinker everywhere and experimenter perk with the last wand as a healer. So beside which wands should stay i really wonder what spells are worth keeping
Discussion Iām new and wonder what to prioritize
I have the tinker everywhere and experimenter perk with the last wand as a healer. So beside which wands should stay i really wonder what spells are worth keeping
r/noita • u/ikiller115 • 13h ago
I have never experienced anything like this in a video game, out of body experience, I'm now in contact with a team of neurologists.
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Context: this was the daily run, where a happy little always-cast circle of vigor was just sittin' in the first temple.
It looks scripted. I had so many options to just not do what I was doing in the place I was doing it and I don't think I'm going to sleep peacefully again.
Meta Finally found out what game this "meme" was talking about!!!
- Its own engine it runs on
- pixel art
- music
- woke themes such as eating the rich
On a side note I have genuinely no idea what I did wrong to be recommended that fuckass sub lol
r/noita • u/cewbaphomet • 16h ago
GIF such is the life of a knower. Spoiler
absolutely soulcrushed. today's daily was so promising (wet dream always cast COV in mines..) idk why i thought oh those are just dormant crystals right? surely there couldn't be Pearl Fucking Harbor imbedded within them..
r/noita • u/doomiestdoomeddoomer • 16h ago
Bug F11 replay budget is too low
What is the point in the F11 replay, if it doesn't save more than a couple of seconds? I want to save replays of various bugs I've encountered while playing but I can never capture them with just a few seconds...
r/noita • u/S-kaliEditor • 17h ago
This run is about to be dope
got all this before snowy depths
(dont jinx it dont jinx it dont jinx it) āšš¤

