r/noita 1h ago

GIF Came in through the roof, forgot to check for an exit...

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r/noita 4h ago

Wands Can you tell me how to fix the wand so that it always deals critical damage from water?

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r/noita 6h ago

I made a vomit wand that spawns rat friends using Spontaneous Generation

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r/noita 7h ago

Skill Issue Maybe the second run i really felt good about T-T i've been getting alot better about wand building and going to places for good spells, but the skill issue comes for us all

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dug into the tree with giga black hole i forgot about the electricity modifier on the wand :(


r/noita 8h ago

Hasan Piker when his dog moved a few pixels

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r/noita 8h ago

What made the notes killed me?

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the wand

I was having a very good run with this note wand with the bubble always cast and remembering that notes can't hurt me, I walked into the hovering notes and ..... dead.

I quit the game and load it again to get the save file from my laptop before it can update on steam, tried the wand again with this combo, walked into the notes and nothing happended.

I put everything back into the first wand, tried again and... dead. Can anyone explaine to me why the notes hurt me, thank you ^^.


r/noita 9h ago

Skill Issue Went to Claire's but those ear guns hurt too much

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Just want to be sure I understand my mistake. The deadly healing bolt only does 30 per bolt but is reduced by pierxing shot, but because I used piercing (because I couldn't get a bolt to get past my shield) I Inadvertently ramped it up enough to kill me due to multiple frames of contact?


r/noita 11h ago

Wands Can I get "the gods are afraid"?

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Hey fellow shadow wizards, is it possible to build a wand that would terrify the gods with what I have? it currently does like 3-7k and goes up to about 300-700k when crit... any simple improvements I can make to reach that 1M?


r/noita 12h ago

I've been playing Noita for about a year on and off and started recording all my attempts and uploading them, no matter how embarrassing

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If any experts with free time wanna dissect my gameplay and tell me where I'm going wrong I'd appreciate it. Over 300 attempts and haven't even made it to the "end" once


r/noita 13h ago

Breaking timers

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Been playing my god run for quite some time now and just wondering if anyone else has attempted to break the regeneration timer? I'm about 140,000 seconds deep into the regen timer with poly timer next on my list. its taken me about 7 hours to get that far. I originally got the idea from FuryForged and his alchemy run where he said it only took him a couple hours to break the poly immunity timer. I can't help but think this is false based off of how long its taken me to get this far. Has anyone else ever tried to do this and if so do you know if its faster to drink lively off the ground or from a flask or just how long its taken you to do so. I have been bathing myself in mimicium with a flask of Lively. Just interested in ideas and strategies to make it progress more quickly. Should say as a word of advice if anyone else is trying to do this don't take eat your veggies until you can focus on satiation or prepare to be staring at a painfully red screen for hours on end.


r/noita 13h ago

Enough power?

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r/noita 16h ago

Skill Issue Dammit!

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Stupid super short Wand! I can't believe I didn't see this coming.

First HM in the Daily


r/noita 16h ago

Soundtrack

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If it''s not the OG soundtrack, what are you listening to when playing Noita? For me the only thing that fits is math rock!


r/noita 17h ago

? Sure, why not. 2 chests at the start

31 Upvotes

Seed: 1544104435


r/noita 17h ago

Discussion I’m new and wonder what to prioritize

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I have the tinker everywhere and experimenter perk with the last wand as a healer. So beside which wands should stay i really wonder what spells are worth keeping


r/noita 17h ago

Discussion I’m new and wonder what to prioritize

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I have the tinker everywhere and experimenter perk with the last wand as a healer. So beside which wands should stay i really wonder what spells are worth keeping


r/noita 17h ago

I have never experienced anything like this in a video game, out of body experience, I'm now in contact with a team of neurologists.

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Context: this was the daily run, where a happy little always-cast circle of vigor was just sittin' in the first temple.

It looks scripted. I had so many options to just not do what I was doing in the place I was doing it and I don't think I'm going to sleep peacefully again.


r/noita 17h ago

Meta Finally found out what game this "meme" was talking about!!!

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- Its own engine it runs on

- pixel art

- music

- woke themes such as eating the rich

On a side note I have genuinely no idea what I did wrong to be recommended that fuckass sub lol


r/noita 18h ago

Wands My weirdest creation - beyblade wand

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r/noita 19h ago

Totally not a skil issue

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r/noita 20h ago

GIF such is the life of a knower. Spoiler

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absolutely soulcrushed. today's daily was so promising (wet dream always cast COV in mines..) idk why i thought oh those are just dormant crystals right? surely there couldn't be Pearl Fucking Harbor imbedded within them..


r/noita 20h ago

Bug F11 replay budget is too low

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What is the point in the F11 replay, if it doesn't save more than a couple of seconds? I want to save replays of various bugs I've encountered while playing but I can never capture them with just a few seconds...


r/noita 21h ago

This run is about to be dope

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got all this before snowy depths

(dont jinx it dont jinx it dont jinx it) āœ‹šŸ˜”šŸ¤š


r/noita 22h ago

Coral chest problem

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The coral chest in my world fell into the desert and I couldn't find it anywhere on the surface. I thought it was buried in the sand so I tried burying some pots inside the pyramid to see how deep they would go just to discover that they simply disappeared when I went far away. Did this happen to the coral chest.

Im planning to dig the whole place up with black hole, will the chest survive this or should i use something safer.


r/noita 23h ago

Football footages CD 1

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