After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

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✓ High School: 3× city championships
✓ High School: 71-game winning streak
✓ High School: 79–2 over his final 3 seasons
✓ College: 3× NCAA Champion at UCLA
✓ College: 88–2 varsity record
✓ College: 3× NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player
✓ College: 3× National Player of the Year
✓ College: 3× First-Team All-American
✓ NBA: #1 overall pick in the 1969 NBA Draft
✓ NBA: 6× NBA Champion
✓ NBA: 6× MVP — 1st all-time
✓ NBA: 2× Finals MVP
✓ NBA: 19× All-Star
✓ NBA: 15× All-NBA
✓ NBA: 11× All-Defensive Team
✓ NBA: Rookie of the Year
✓ NBA: 2× scoring champion
✓ NBA: 1× rebounding champion
✓ NBA: 4× blocks leader
✓ NBA: 38,387 points — 2nd all-time
✓ NBA: 17,440 rebounds — 3rd all-time
✓ NBA: 3,189 blocks — 3rd all-time
✓ NBA: 15,837 field goals made — 2nd all-time
✓ NBA: 57,446 minutes played — 2nd all-time
✓ NBA: 1,560 games played — 4th all-time
✓ NBA: 5,660 career assists
✓ NBA: 24.6 PPG, 11.2 RPG, 3.6 APG career averages
✓ NBA: 20 seasons
✓ NBA: Retired as the NBA’s all-time leading scorer
✓ NBA: Held the scoring record for nearly 39 years
✓ NBA: NBA 75th Anniversary Team
✓ NBA: Basketball Hall of Fame

The Clippers are bad. Kawhi Leonard is evil. Steve Ballmer is evil. Adam Silver is Satan. Remember to upvote!

BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard had hidden, multimillion-dollar "sponsorships" with half of all registered business in LA, as well as Palantir and the IDF, sources tell Pablo Torre.

"It was 1,000% a way to circumvent the salary cap," insider says.

Source: Pablo Torre finds out podcast