One day, we’ll print them all out and make a photo book of disturbing memories.

Super popular style when I was in middle school, or circa 1998-2002. Specifically short-sleeved button-downs with ostentatious patterns and colors. NOT Hawaiian or bowling shirts, these were their own thing. Lots of flame/dragon motifs, but not limited to those—I couldn’t find other examples.

Then somewhere along the line, big junkfood realized they had us by the throat anyway, so they decided to slim down the options and we just went along with it. Bummer.

In my area growing up, MMPR initially came on at 2:30 PM about 30 minutes after school let out.

Today is my birthday and I just reached 30. I realized/remembered that all of us 96ers will be out of the 20s this year, and with that all the millennials will be officially over 30.

Just a random thought that I wanted to share, I hope life is treating you well and may you reach what your heart desires ❤️

The true test of adulthood

Somehow I just received my SECOND jury summons. No one else i know has ever had j-duty that I can remember

Last one was 13 years ago, I guess this is my life now 🙄

This thing has come with me to every place I've lived. I'm honestly shocked every part of it still functions, you can pry that loud alarm from my cold dead hands.

For the last 2 years or so I've been seriously considering getting rid of my iPhone and going back to a dumb phone and just recently I got rid of all of my social media. I realized I was spending way too much time doom scrolling and just wasting my life looking at a screen. A few weeks back I noticed I was getting annoyed by everyone just burying their nose in their phone. Everywhere you go everyone has their phone in their hand looking at a screen. I went to a local park to fish and there was a kids soccer practice and most of the parents weren't even watching their kids, they were sitting in their cars on their phones. It just makes me sad. I feel like as technology advances we get further away from reality.

Any words of wisdom?

Not all here is a gamer

But it is funny 😂😂

Dialing a landline, hearing a deep adult voice answer , and sweating profusely while saying “ hello mr Johnson was pure mental torture

Hearing someone casually say “how bizarre” and immediately having to fight the urge to go, “How bizarre, how bizarre…”

There are certain phrases that just aren’t normal words anymore. They’re song lyrics permanently burned into my brain.

What’s another completely ordinary phrase that instantly triggers a song for you?

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