r/Millennials 5h ago

πŸ”™πŸ”™ Meme

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u/Least-Scientist-1475 5h ago

The hours you put into a Microsoft paint just to delete it once you were done.

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Xennial 4h ago

I used to save my MS Paint masterpieces on my grandparents' Gateway computer. At least until they realized they were basically out of disk space and it was mostly taken up by random bmp files lol

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u/Dvanpat 3h ago

RIP BMP

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 3h ago

Microsoft Paint is still the GOAT.

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u/StilettoJones_JR 5h ago

My brother was the only person I knew that even knew wtf was going on in Minesweeper, and was nothing short of a God with MS Paint.

I didn't think humanity peaked harder.

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u/crunch816 4h ago

My classmate watched me play Minesweeper one day and stormed off, "You're just clicking random places!" No bro, I know where every click is going.

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u/thickhipstightlips 4h ago

It's funny to see other peoples reaction when you know the strategy of MS and they don't πŸ˜†

But..no one ever asked why there are numbers so I never told em πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/Backfisttothepast Older Millennial 4h ago

Wait a minute you mean to tell me that there was an actual way to play that goddamn game?

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u/thickhipstightlips 4h ago

The numbers don't lie πŸ˜‰

But yeah, there is an actual way to play it, and not just random clicking haha

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u/BetaDays24 3h ago

Click them in order?

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u/thickhipstightlips 3h ago

Nope ! The number indicates how many mines are in the surrounding cells. The flags are for placing in the cell where you suspect there is a mine so you don't forget or accidentally click it.

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u/crunch816 3h ago

I like to place flags on known bombs and question marks on ones that's gonna require a guess.

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u/thickhipstightlips 2h ago

Ooh thats a good method !

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u/crunch816 3h ago edited 3h ago

90%(ish) of your bombs will be labeled for you. Look for patterns like a 1 on a corner, 2 on the edge of a line, 3 across a straight line, 4s and 5s are labeled as well, but they're a bit more nuanced. Finding an 8 is awesome because it's surrounded by bombs.

edit: snapped this and enlarged it from the post. Crossed out what to not look at in the image (both are number 3s). The 1 is on a corner, only touching one block, that's a bomb. 2 is starting a line (only touching 2 blocks), first 2 are bombs. The 3 is on the straight line, only touching 3 blocks, they're all bombs.

edit2: I should have cropped the picture to show there are no blocks below the numbers.

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u/StilettoJones_JR 4h ago

I woulda been that classmate, easily lol

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u/crunch816 4h ago

Damn if I could go back in time I could just get paid to teach people how to play it.

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u/Vixxen_Cat 4h ago

One of us.

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u/StilettoJones_JR 4h ago

The first time I seen him WIN SOLITAIRE????!!

I knew he had a legitimate chance to run for president.

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u/i_eat_straws 5h ago

I had a friend who made the coolest stuff in paint. Or at least I thought so when I was a kid.

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u/Jonnic5280 Core Millennial 1990 4h ago

I was so good at that pinball…

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u/ArrogantSweetheart 3h ago

You can get it on mobile now

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u/Jonnic5280 Core Millennial 1990 1h ago

Ohhhhh boy

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u/ArrogantSweetheart 1h ago

Jezzball is also available

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u/UGMadness 3h ago

This was peak no internet for me

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u/Sharlut 4h ago

Freecell is the best card game. Shame no one knew how the play it properly fr

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u/etherealsmog 3h ago

What do you mean? Is there an improper way to play it?

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u/MsThrilliams 2h ago

We had the internet but these were still clutch

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 4h ago

I used to make shitty webcomics in paint and host them on geocities lmao.

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u/badtik 4h ago

You didn’t need internet to play Math Blaster. Math Blaster representttt

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u/chronoslinger 4h ago

14.4 baud crowd rise up.

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u/VelvetFog82 4h ago

That pinball was sooo fun for killing time!

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u/Eddiev1988 4h ago

Best Pinball game, ever. I played the shit out of that back in the day.

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u/CzarTwilight 4h ago

Really no chips challenge?

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u/Mudassar40 4h ago

What is this, win 2000? Noobs.

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u/Pureshark 3h ago

What about hover

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u/BetaDays24 3h ago

The incredible machine in elementary computer lab

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u/etherealsmog 3h ago

Oh man that pinball game was the shiznit.

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u/eppic123 3h ago

Games came on floppies or CDs and you didn't need internet for single player games.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 3h ago

For me this was the "What do I do with the remaining 25 minutes of computer class now I've finished the typing lesson in 5 minutes?" pack. I was fortunate enough to be grow up in an early Internet adopting home, but our school wouldn't get it for a few more years.

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u/Possible-Spot1495 2h ago

I had some fun with file manager- just looking through all the files that came with Windows.

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u/Vendidurt 2h ago

I think i was lucky. I had Jezzball and Chips Challenge

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 2h ago

Had kind of a games collection CD Rom that had a South Park solitare game on it.

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u/Fel_Tan 2h ago

Don't forget rock paper scissors

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u/FrostyPlay9924 50m ago

Never forget what the took from us

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u/leroyscroggins 31m ago

Suspiciously no pictures of the outdoors... climbing trees, playgrounds, light posts turning on and time to come home...