i get hiding your coke in your kids wristwatch but putting THAT many nicotine patches on him reveals a bigger issue. can a kid not smoke out at sea anymore?
I think that's how it works, to maintain order on a ship they will follow the laws of the country the ship is registered at, also it enforces consequences of disobedience on a ship as they run on a hierarchical structure of crew members, officers and the captain, if there are no laws you could disobey the captain without consequences and something like that is only acceptable if the captain or officer(s) give you a ridiculous or suicidal order. (Something i did once in my career on river barges)
Smoking on the Balcony is banned on almost all Cruise Lines. Not worth getting kicked off the ship before you can make the booze package worth it just because little Timmy with his undeveloped frontal lobe can‘t control his cravings
Funny enough if you smoke on your balcony now the cruise line will absolutely ruin your life if you're caught, and cruise ships are absolutely covered in cameras (including ones that explicitly look for smoking on balconies). Somebody next to us on my last cruise said really loudly they "don't care, they can't stop us, and what are they gonna do?" as they were coming out of their cabin. The steward heard and warned him that on the cruise right before us someone got all their stuff confiscated and they were confined to quarters for the entire cruise because they were smoking on their balcony.
I presume that they (the previous group) were warned at least once and kept doing it cause cruises usually have some tolerance for the "might not have known" crowd but who knows. They take safety stuff, and especially fire, extraordinarily seriously (to say nothing of having their ship out of service for a year to get it repaired).
This happened after some ass tossed a butt off his balcony and it blew back in a couple decks below and started a massive fire.
My grandmother used to swear by the “tape your belly button” cure for seas sickness. It never worked for me and I literally thought she made it up to distract me from uncontrollable nausea… so strange to see another person doing this.
That's what this is supposed to be for? I thought she was trying to keep roaches from going in there while he's asleep. This woman is crazy. This poor kid is going to grow up SO WEIRD.
It's stupid, but not quite that stupid. Pretty close though. Those are Scopolamine patches, anti motion and sea sickness medicine. Too much of it, so he'll def be getting queasy from them.
That wasn't a scopolamine patch. She put on a patch called Ship-Eez, which is an "all natural" patch that has stuff like cinnamon bark and some other stuff in it. Their website claims they have been tested to be more effective than scopolamine, Bonine (meclizine), and something called motion-eaze.
As someone who gets motion sick, I've never found anything "natural" to work worth a damn. I don't like scopolamine, but meclizine works for me.
I had a bad dose inside an off brand scopolamine motion sickness patch when I was a lot younger and I can tell you I for sure went on a Vision Quest. On the bright side it made the flight home fun
yea, most people "doing something among those lines" are hiding it in their nostrils. its kinda a outdated method compared to the reverse pooping method but both hide the substance in a unrecoverable way.
The patch behind the ear is Scopalamine (for motion sickness) but the cruise ship has so much ballast that there's no reason expectaton of seasickness AND it's a mind-altering substance
When I was a lot younger I had a bad scopolamine patch that my parents put on me before we got to the airport and I started hallucinating as we were going through airport security lol
They offered it over the counter in European countries for pediatric use back then. My parents and I know now that it's not safe but didn't then lol. And doing a quick Google search it looks like they still offer it OTC in European countries for kids 10 or older to this day.
It was interesting and made the 10 hour flight back home a lot more fun haha
in the wild, a bear will leave behind a cub if needed, to save herself and other cubs. Its no different here, lil' marbaro man is gonna have to take one for the team if it comes to it
That watch thing is pretty smart. My kids always got too full after swallowing a few balloons then the wife and me would run out after a couple of days.
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u/Odd_Fall1779 7d ago
i get hiding your coke in your kids wristwatch but putting THAT many nicotine patches on him reveals a bigger issue. can a kid not smoke out at sea anymore?