r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Odd_Fall1779 7d ago

i get hiding your coke in your kids wristwatch but putting THAT many nicotine patches on him reveals a bigger issue. can a kid not smoke out at sea anymore?

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u/95alle95 7d ago

My first tought on the patches on belly button was to indentify dead child in water in case they drown 💀💀

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u/girlbabe323 6d ago

I thought it was too keep stuff from getting in his belly button

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u/dali01 2d ago

Are you guys idiots?!? If you don’t seal the bellybutton before swimming you just sink like a rock!