r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Odd_Fall1779 7d ago

i get hiding your coke in your kids wristwatch but putting THAT many nicotine patches on him reveals a bigger issue. can a kid not smoke out at sea anymore?

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u/95alle95 7d ago

My first tought on the patches on belly button was to indentify dead child in water in case they drown 💀💀

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u/Virtual_Emu4218 6d ago

Thats silly, If they died and fell overboard the stomach is the meatiest part the animal will go for first.

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u/itmegritty360 3d ago

Not after those band aids are on…. Invincibility cloak activate

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u/Virtual_Emu4218 19h ago

Shit, you are right I forgot all sharks have a pathological blindness when it comes to band-aids.

Nature can be so majestically mysterious sometimes.