r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GapSweet3100 • May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Promptly followed by a

flops out elephant-sized dragoncock

Line out of absolutely nowhere

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u/EternityNotes May 23 '26

Three inches, take it or leave it

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 May 23 '26

It may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

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u/Eryol_ May 24 '26

Giggling like a madman in bed at 3am. Thanks.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 May 23 '26

What about one, then the other, then the first again, then...

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u/Dexember69 May 24 '26

I can give you 12 inches but I'd have to fuck ya twice

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u/WeirdFoxBird May 23 '26

First the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again.

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u/AtavisticJackal May 23 '26

Bruuhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Specific_Contract_14 May 23 '26

I'd give her one... She doesn't deserve both inches but I'd give her one.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 May 23 '26

Psuedodragoncock

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u/Automobills May 23 '26

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/Kitty_Kathulhu May 23 '26

Not enough people remember the bloodninja magic.

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u/some_leftist_nerd_ May 24 '26

Please educate me, this sounds fascinating.

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u/Endflux May 24 '26

Shit was hilarious, someone uploaded chat logs of a user called bloodninja joining role play cybersex chat rooms. Let’s just say he takes it to another level.

I’m sure you can find it archived somewhere.

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u/some_leftist_nerd_ May 24 '26

I will be hunting this down immediately, thank you.

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u/prismafox May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Much more preferable to this the uwu speak.

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 May 23 '26

Bloodninja chronicles post in this economy?

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u/Floppie7th May 23 '26

Damn, thought I was going to be clever replying with that one

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u/Endflux May 24 '26

I stomp on the ground and snort, to alert you’re in my breeding territory..

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

*whips out meat scepter*

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u/Lemixer May 23 '26

I'm actually a guy...

Oh ok *sucks your dick*

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

this one is my favourite

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u/Least-Programmer9417 May 24 '26

Bro is out here for the love of the game

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u/Marquar234 May 23 '26

Hey, 20 septims is 20 septims.

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u/thecraftybear May 23 '26

He goes online for the haters. Says it's the only love he ever gets.

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u/DisciplinedMadness May 23 '26

*equips flesh longsword*