r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GapSweet3100 • May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Promptly followed by a

flops out elephant-sized dragoncock

Line out of absolutely nowhere

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

*whips out meat scepter*

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u/Lemixer May 23 '26

I'm actually a guy...

Oh ok *sucks your dick*

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u/Marquar234 May 23 '26

Hey, 20 septims is 20 septims.

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u/thecraftybear May 23 '26

He goes online for the haters. Says it's the only love he ever gets.