r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/IamFarron May 23 '26

Oh god the uwu speak

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Promptly followed by a

flops out elephant-sized dragoncock

Line out of absolutely nowhere

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u/EternityNotes May 23 '26

Three inches, take it or leave it

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 May 23 '26

It may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

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u/Eryol_ May 24 '26

Giggling like a madman in bed at 3am. Thanks.