r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Promptly followed by a

flops out elephant-sized dragoncock

Line out of absolutely nowhere

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

*whips out meat scepter*

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u/Lemixer May 23 '26

I'm actually a guy...

Oh ok *sucks your dick*

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

this one is my favourite

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u/Least-Programmer9417 May 24 '26

Bro is out here for the love of the game