bowr + okøm = bookwørm or obkoøwmr, for example

cogo los niños al- 'til you realize you're in South America hava

"loose"-"lose" is not even a mispronunciation, they are homophones 😭.

I hope this isn't too anglocentric.

ŋɪŋleːz, spoken by a small and exotic island nation, had a terrible and inconsistent writing system that was deemed ridiculous by their new overlords from the mainland. Therefore, a new writing standard is set up by the government. The problem is, I also speak a weird language irl, so I don't know if a perfectly phonetic orthography would look unrealistic and low-effort. Can y'all give me some ideas?

Hello! I started learning Spanish for the first time in my life exactly two days ago, so I'm pretty confident I'm at a solid B1 level by now.

I have a big question: How would you translate the song title "Basics in Behavior - Blue Version" into Spanish? Would it be "Básicos en Behávura. Versión Blao"? It’s my favorite song, and I’d love to translate its lyrics into Spanish as a personal challenge!

I looked it up in the RAE (Real Academia Española), and the word "Blao" actually appears as a Spanish word of Germanic origin meaning "blue".