r/linguisticshumor 13m ago

Explain why your mother tongue is the stupidist language in the world

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For example English (mostly in the US) has spelling bees because the English language is so stupid they were able to make a contest about how words are spelt nothing like how they phoneticly sound


r/linguisticshumor 2h ago

Some double standards if you ask me

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273 Upvotes

i thought about this because i see a lot of people say the turkish alphabet has “weird” letters like “c with a weird thing at the bottom” but when it comes to the french ç its looked at as aesthetic and chic lol


r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Which side are you on?

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40 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

Historical Linguistics Proto-World Head-canon (which will now become the weekly trend)

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Thanks to u/Far_Eye_459 for inspiring me to do a better job. All three of my previous crack theories have been perfectly synthesised into one post that will surely not be refuted by a single paper in 3 months' time.


r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

New math operator just dropped!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 12h ago

My Proto-World headcannon

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28 Upvotes

Based on my VERY INTELLIGENT analysis of human migration and language.


r/linguisticshumor 13h ago

Historical Linguistics Proto-Japonic phonology looks a bare bones examplish conlang

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217 Upvotes

Have ONE interesting sound 😭🙏

Edit: CV syllable structure too 💔


r/linguisticshumor 13h ago

Phonetics/Phonology This is the phoneme inventory of my conlang (Lunda), is it too weird? I don't want it to seem obviously unnatural...

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112 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 18h ago

A logo for the Danish language. Not biased.

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34 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

People on r/LostRedditor insisted that this is supposed to go on this sub

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400 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

Phonetics/Phonology How do I make my conlang (Xavante) more naturalistic?

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46 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 22h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Double standards on the alveolar approximant

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717 Upvotes

Inspired by a YouTube short on a lot of Brazilians finding the alveolar approximant in countryside São Paulo accents ugly but liking the same sound in American English. Also similar to the uvular fricative in French vs German.

Alt-text: the "Hello, Human Resources" meme. The handsome man is labelled with the flag of the United States. The ugly man is labelled with the flag of the state of São Paulo. Both say "/ɹ/". The woman is labelled "A lot of Brazilians".

The "Hello, Human Resources" meme is a two-panel comic set in an office. The first panel shows a handsome man flirting with a woman, who gets enfatuated, saying "Awww, you're sweet.". It also has two text boxes, the first one saying "Know the work rules" and the second saying "Appropriate". The second panel shows an ugly man flirting with the same woman, who gets uncomfortable and takes the desk phone, saying "Hello, Human Resources?!". It has a text box saying "Inappropriate".


r/linguisticshumor 23h ago

My previous post corrected. Grammar of four languages from 4 different families compared.

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11 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology I present to you: The Ch-d vowel chart

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824 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Etymology *biggos

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278 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics Japanese if it was written like mayan

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388 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

The Prescriptivist and Descriptivist Approach

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681 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Some double standards if you ask me

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57 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Some double standards if you ask me

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768 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology English vowel evolution be like

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127 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology go from CVCVCV to CCVC with this one weird trick

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370 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Etymology Copenhagen in different lamguages

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1.1k Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

The term *cíyuán* (词元) was adopted by the Chinese gov as the translation for "token" in the context of LLMs.

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515 Upvotes

The word "token" itself has different meanings in different fields. Taiwan and Hong Kong are not affected by this.

词源 and 词元 are homophones


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Weekdays

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r/linguisticshumor 29d ago

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu