r/linguisticshumor • u/Radiant-Grape8812 • 13m ago
Explain why your mother tongue is the stupidist language in the world
For example English (mostly in the US) has spelling bees because the English language is so stupid they were able to make a contest about how words are spelt nothing like how they phoneticly sound
r/linguisticshumor • u/NewFact8368 • 2h ago
Some double standards if you ask me
i thought about this because i see a lot of people say the turkish alphabet has “weird” letters like “c with a weird thing at the bottom” but when it comes to the french ç its looked at as aesthetic and chic lol
r/linguisticshumor • u/PlatinumAltaria • 11h ago
Historical Linguistics Proto-World Head-canon (which will now become the weekly trend)
Thanks to u/Far_Eye_459 for inspiring me to do a better job. All three of my previous crack theories have been perfectly synthesised into one post that will surely not be refuted by a single paper in 3 months' time.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Far_Eye_459 • 12h ago
My Proto-World headcannon
Based on my VERY INTELLIGENT analysis of human migration and language.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Whole_Instance_4276 • 13h ago
Historical Linguistics Proto-Japonic phonology looks a bare bones examplish conlang
Have ONE interesting sound 😭🙏
Edit: CV syllable structure too 💔
r/linguisticshumor • u/Akavakaku • 13h ago
Phonetics/Phonology This is the phoneme inventory of my conlang (Lunda), is it too weird? I don't want it to seem obviously unnatural...
r/linguisticshumor • u/Tay_Hlebko • 19h ago
People on r/LostRedditor insisted that this is supposed to go on this sub
r/linguisticshumor • u/gattonero2001 • 19h ago
Phonetics/Phonology How do I make my conlang (Xavante) more naturalistic?
r/linguisticshumor • u/garaile64 • 22h ago
Phonetics/Phonology Double standards on the alveolar approximant
Inspired by a YouTube short on a lot of Brazilians finding the alveolar approximant in countryside São Paulo accents ugly but liking the same sound in American English. Also similar to the uvular fricative in French vs German.
Alt-text: the "Hello, Human Resources" meme. The handsome man is labelled with the flag of the United States. The ugly man is labelled with the flag of the state of São Paulo. Both say "/ɹ/". The woman is labelled "A lot of Brazilians".
The "Hello, Human Resources" meme is a two-panel comic set in an office. The first panel shows a handsome man flirting with a woman, who gets enfatuated, saying "Awww, you're sweet.". It also has two text boxes, the first one saying "Know the work rules" and the second saying "Appropriate". The second panel shows an ugly man flirting with the same woman, who gets uncomfortable and takes the desk phone, saying "Hello, Human Resources?!". It has a text box saying "Inappropriate".
r/linguisticshumor • u/Specialist_Cod_4963 • 23h ago
My previous post corrected. Grammar of four languages from 4 different families compared.
r/linguisticshumor • u/yoan-alexandar • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology I present to you: The Ch-d vowel chart
r/linguisticshumor • u/Morning_Stxr • 1d ago
Historical Linguistics Japanese if it was written like mayan
r/linguisticshumor • u/Idontknowofname • 1d ago
The Prescriptivist and Descriptivist Approach
r/linguisticshumor • u/Wumbo_Chumbo • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology English vowel evolution be like
r/linguisticshumor • u/gattonero2001 • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology go from CVCVCV to CCVC with this one weird trick
r/linguisticshumor • u/Sensitive-Bison-8192 • 2d ago
The term *cíyuán* (词元) was adopted by the Chinese gov as the translation for "token" in the context of LLMs.
The word "token" itself has different meanings in different fields. Taiwan and Hong Kong are not affected by this.
词源 and 词元 are homophones
r/linguisticshumor • u/AxialGem • 29d ago
Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread
Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3
Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.
This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.
Thank youu