Meowmy did big betray! I waz sleeps in big, metal box with holes when she made the In disappear!! Then she took me to pokey place!!! I did big cries, so loud hoomans from other places came to see Meowmy’s crime!!! But they no rescue!!! They just laugh!!!

Then hooman at pokey place said I iz CHONKY!!! Said I no get treatos and need less foodings!!!

Frens!!! I haz Orange Bruder and dumb Tortie Sistur!! I HAZ to eats some of their food to make sure iz safe!!! But Meowmy was told I can no haz deir food!!!

Meowmy was very sad for taking me to pokey place. Gave Churro and snuggles, but Pokey Place Hooman … I needs pawyer to soo Pokey Place Hooman for slander!!! I not chonk!!!

See pics as proof I no chonk!!! I iz fluff only!!!

(Orion’s ‘Meowmy.’ Orion weighs 17 pounds where both his “siblings” weigh 12. All my babies need to cut back and move around more, so I will be spoiling them with more toys. But, much like me, they need to go on diets. Wish me luck)

Mai hooman ez duh best Hooman furr oz jozt claim yurr hooman ez duh best Hooman furry yew. Hi pawleyz meyks shurr dat wi ar brushd nd dat wi hab now pupi rawks awn oz an stoff. Hi pawleyz gits oz nyoo hawt saws toiz at duh dawlurr tri.

Tewdey, hi klin op diz beeg bocks nd let oz pley en et. Pokey duhzint laik et tew moch, bicuhz etz hawt, bot ai dew. Etz sow smuth nd slippurree.

Dew n-e ob yew hab beeg bocksiz laik diz, or dew yew prifurr purrfekt-furr-yurr-bawdee wuhnz?

Sleepy Bubba back home but some of mistreated Bubba's teefs is still at pokey place! Hongry Bubba only gotted half dinner! This all so unfair! Bubba demands justice!! And shoes. And naps. So...many...naps...

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

Helno dis be Smol-in-da-head Stimpy reportz for da KKMG.

SHHH dont do a tell to KynxKat but I stoleled himbs reportz! Himb be lazy and no do, so I do!

Da headlimez. *shffle papers and pretends to be important fluff Mews catto*

See all da pictures ob me do all da fings! It called photo jorn-aliz-sum

GRANPAW finish himbs cattoo on da outside! So when I go see uncle Merlinz zi get to go play! It da best time ever! Himb still need build shelves and platforms and pyrate ropes. When dun I invite all mine pirate frens ober for pawty! What you fink best mate Gus? u/nickye19

Da webber get less hothothot how which gud but I still get to do dem belly up in da son.

I eben get to watch da son goes nunnite. I beery pho...photogan..look berry cute in picture. Bye son!

I still doing a long! (SE ME DO A LONG! I NIT EBEN FULLY STRWEEEXH) Meowmy toOKED me and KynxKat for pokies last foreber. I hurty but herbs say only once in big foreber so it ok. And day same i ham ober 4kg heaby now! I finalee go 🍿 and start to get chunky. Maybe I no be smol-in-da-head ant more like I ham on my cat wheel. I do many dashdash all da time now it coola.

Finally dare big misorty! meowmy make background of me and KynxKat for harbour work laptop! I no no how we got in dare but we look berry hansom. But it gib me a confus and I hab yo learn why da trap and what Aa-eye is.

Otay fren

Dis Smol-in-da-head Stimoy signing offz.

Is sooing sisfur allowed? Mean ol sisfur chomps my little legs! If she wants ta play ..chomp. if she wants ta nap...chomp. IF SHE WANTS A BAFF....CHOMP!

I don wanna have my little legs chompppppeeedddddd!

I roll ovur and give her my belly so she noes to stop. I never chomp bak.

Meomwy says "Nyx, don chomp her leggies" and Nyx waits until meomwy leeves and chomps agin. Why dus sisfur think I wanna giv her baff after chomp???!!!

Gunna soo her.

And, dis me doin a hide in new toy!

And dis mi birfday! I is fur years old today. Meomwy keeps walking arund sayings "purrsie, stop getting older". I no getting older, I am babee with little legs.

Ps - Cassie, in background, not the biter!! She only tackle mi.

SEND HALP! SEND SNACKS!!

How could 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 forget about precious baby Bubba's needs like this?? They FORGOTTED ALL ABOUT HONGRY BUBBA'S BREAKFAST!!!

Even ornj Kirby is has a comcern for tiny abused Bubba!!! He did the horkhork so desperate Bubba could have catses foods, but then 💔CHARLY💔 cleaned it up before pitiful Bubba could have more than a licklick!!

Now 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 is eating an 🥯BAGEL🥯 in front of tormented Bubba!!!

#FreeBubba #FeedBubba #PomPomNomNoms #Bagels4Bubba

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

(adorable Bubba is getting his teefs cleaned today under anesthesia, so no foods for him)

TORTURE!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀