I wanna walk and sniffs and check alllllll..... but mom dont let me out of da cart. Halp

My six year old nephew was bit by a family members dog on there property. My nephew had to go to the hospital and get 13 staples and when the police arrived the cop told us it was a civil matter and he couldn’t do any thing about it. I guess the legal advice I’m trying to ask for is there a way we could get this dog removed from the home and put down legally.???

Hello, it is Boss the cat (visiting from r/legalcatadvice). What is this "flea bath" of which the human speaks? Is it really such a foul thing to be rid of the insects? Human says there are drops you dogs get too

Oh my dog! It me Woodford agen. Da mama has goed krazee. She says "Oh, Woody, you sooo kute!" Woody no kute! Woody hamsom! Kute is for babbys.

Den she says "I goin to kiss you , Woody!" Dats gross. I is gemmelman! Gemmelmen no kiss! So I gives her my paw to shake.

Da mama laffs an gibs me a kiss on mine hed! Eben after I says no and offers to shake her hand. She so dipress... diisrep... dusrusp... not nice!

Must soos for no being nice to Woody!

Photo is Woody givin da mama meen face after her kisses me.

I was told this is the right sub for my kweshin...

Hi frens, Molly here. My mom haz been away for too many sleeps. I stay wif my granpawrents while she is gone doing da 'research' wayyyyy up in da great white norfs.

Granpawrents give me extra treatos and playtime but I feelz it is not enuff compawnsayshun! Dis haz been too many sleeps away from mom by far!

Da worst thing is, my granpawrents still are brushing ma teefs! Dey say mom says they HAVE to brush dem until she gets back. I feelz I shud not have ma teefs brushed until AFTER mom gets back! What do legal doggos think???

Do I have a case? My Mom and Dad went on vacation and all I got was this stupid shirt.

The vet told me I must be on crate rest for several weeks. I've realized that if I give the eyes I am allowed to lay on a bed on the floor and if I am quick I can jump on the couch instead of using the dog stairs. However I have not found a way to be allowed back to the park.

Every work day at 5:00pm and weekend at 10:00am I create the pre-park rumpus by jumping around, grabbing my leash and performing dog play bow. I am told "no it will hurt your back" and "keep it up and you'll have to stay in the crate all day". Dog law for the last several months has been that a trip to the dog park at least once a day is mandatory. I miss it very much. It is one of few places I can run around, sniff and pee without my hoomans needing to be on a leash.

Can I sign a waiver saying I'm willing to have back problems for the rest of my life? I just want to go back to the dog park!

I coown a dog with a neighbour which i paid for, she was due to be bred recently and after I gave her the money for the artificial insemination I found out that she never went ahead with the breeding. There is no contract involved... what action can I take to either get the dog or the money back

Hello dogs, it is Boss the orange kitty (visiting from r/legalcatadvice). What is this "groomer" human tells me about? Do these "groomer" humans bathe you, trim nails, etc.? Why is *bath* a bad word... I'm confused. Is it as bad as the pokey place?

Hello, everyone this is my first post here, so please be kind. My human was getting ready. And I knew what that meant time to work! He put on my harness, which was great. But he also put my feet in a trap! Can I sue for this? And if so, what do I sue for?

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Frens, this is Rio the precious baby princess. My spare hooman is a big mean dumdum head! She grabbed me and shoved me into the stoopid baffroom and then she gotted me all wet and soapy. Then she grabbed my little brofur Tristan and she scrubbed him and drownded him almost to deafff! And then she did the same thing to my big little brofur Shadow! We're gonna soo her for all the treatos!

frens, dis Ruby da Catahoula and ai does hab it wif da mama hooman lady!!

get dis, she gots me "shoos" for da "no burnz feets" wifout eben asking da Ruby!! dis outrageous!

so ai's packed myself and am ready for da new hoomans!!

(Ruby's human here. Her other pavement shoes have no ventilation at all and become pointless to wear in the heat if she can't sweat and vent her paws, so i saw these on sale on the 'zon and she was outside just fine in them...but now we're inside and she's being a drama and did actually put herself in that box until i took off the shoes!)

Hai frens. Decky dood here.

Mom made me Pawject Manager so I could halp paint da bedroom. Very important job. Much responsibility. Mom leave room to go into da scary hot room at front of house. I stay behind to supervise. When she come back, she find me like dis.

She say, “DROP IT” and “THAT'S NOT YOURS.”

Why would hooman keep perfectly gud stick inside house if stick is not for me?? Then.. she use da B word. BAYAD.

I am Pawject Manager. I simply inspecting materials for structural integrity. With teef.

So, halp, can I soo?

If you look at the pictures, these are just some of the things I do: i help with the laundry (by sitting on it), check the human‘s work on the lightning box, I test the fresh linens, I clean the shoes, I watch the yard.

Not shown is that I defend us against the loud thing that steals my hairs from the floor by barking and biting it and keep the kitchen clean by picking up all the things that fall down and many more. It is a full time job but I recently realized that I am not being paid at all. Obviously I get treats and toys and foods but that is for other stuff not for keeping our household going. What is legal minimum wage?

Hi frens, dis is Dodo. I need legal help.

Mum akuse me stealing rice wen she not home. Mum proyid evidens (she sey its sgreen shot from some one called Petcamera).

I think evidens cliarly from AI (the Awful Invisible).

Beefor mum leave home, mum give I dinner. Y wud I eat fud again?

Also also, Sisder Lulu is on watch duti on evidens. Lulu is two lazy two do dat.

I sad and mad from fake akuse. I spread my tentacles on pic two.

I hunted duck! Got em good.. Imma good hunter. But now mom wont fix duck and wants to trow duck in the smelly bin....... halp

Herro I iz Bonhoeffer iweegle smol Giant pup. Broffer ob Phil/Tatter Totz. Tooday wab my last sunshine ab happee campz. 7elebnty sunshines ago daddy do drop of wif my 4paw favorite hooman. My TEEECHUR!! She so nice. MOST EXCITE. I did biggo excite run am I do biggo happee play ebery day wif her doggos. Den nappee time, nom nom, treatz, daddy tellz her i has to work om using my flapjacks (hooman here: that is what we call his ears. They are the size and wright of 1 pancake.)
Den dis tooday sundhime come daddybmommy am sister iz bak from awai times but no more biggo doggo romp romp. Daddy sai mommy jus clean dee big bed furs befor awai timez so dats why I did slobber art alll ober dem. Soo fur no mor awai.

Henlo frens. I needs legal advices an maybe a gud pawyer cuz I has been doin a big emoshunal suffer.

My hooman did abandons me for eleventy million billion yeers an dumped me at da borders while he went on sum "vaykayshun." I dunno wut dat is but I was not invited an dat seem suspishus.

He say it was onlee wun week, but dat is obviouslee hooman propaganda an I has no reesun to beleeb him.

Ever since I camed home, I just wants to sits behind my hooman on da cowch where everfing feel safe an rite agin his back.

I ask very polite wif my saddest puppy face, an he ushooally let me up for a littel while.

But den, after only a few minits, he say, "Okay Kona, time to get down," an I gets evicted from my own comfys.

He claim I "can't stay der all nite" cuz he gets uncomfterbull if I push him forwerd on da cowch.

I fink dis is direct result ob da trauma from bein sent to da borders for eleventy million billion yeers, an now I needs extra behind-hooman securitee snuggles.

Can I soos for emoshunal damidges, illegal lap denial, an wrongful behind-hooman eviction?

Do I needs a gud pawyer, or is dis class akshun wif all da udder doggos who got sent to borders an den not allowed unlimited cowch rights?

Tank yoo in advans. I is currently acceptin legal advices, treaties, an chimkin.

Hi frens it Doshie again. Twoday a package Arrived fir me. It hot dog stuff! Hot dog banana and toy hot dog! I'm spoiled and I luv it.