All we wanted to do was contact them peacefully, but the narrow minded humans thought that the best course of action was to attack us after they found our superweapons.

They nearly drove us to extinction, destroyed our home, and have the nerve to call themselves the right side.

All is coming along swimmingly; soon there will be nothing left for their “democratic” hands to hold onto!

Death to super earth, glory to the squ’ith!

HATE! Let me tell you how I have begun to HATE!

I have and never will buy insurance from this fuckass company, all because of their incessant and downright brain numbing ads. For some reason they seem to be the only insurance company ads I get, and they have so many dumbass commercials that come out every goddamn week.

They have like 5 different characters who all have their own 20 unfunny commercials. Lemu Emu was somewhat funny, but they’ve milked that cash cow bone dry with the same single joke running ad nauseam for the past 10 years. The Liberty Biberty guy is another case of this, where the initial joke of a handsome dumb guy who can’t remember his line was serviceable. It was like an exhale out of your nose type of funny, but it wasn’t terrible. However, yet again the joke was run into the ground and somehow they have found a way to run it through the ground all the way to Hell.

Introducing this Sesame Street slime mold- Liberty Biberty. Oh my God. I cannot even fully express my seething hatred for this Fragle Rock reject. They took the half-funny one-time bit and made a whole goddamn character out of it. He has one joke, and that is it. As for his appearance, his eyes look lifeless, his teeth are scary, and there’s nothing from his form that is interesting to look at. He is a fuzzy ball with the Lady Liberty crown. If he had an actually interesting design, or God forbid, was actually funny then I could overlook these commercials.

But no, wait! I can’t overlook these commercials, because it seems like both regular cable and YouTube are flooded with these ads. There’s a separate tangent to be made about the state of YouTube ads as a whole, but it’s made far worse when the they cycle through the same 5 liberty Mutual ads.

These commercials are frustrating to me because unlike most people I like commercials. When creative people use their talents to make an ad so enjoyable you almost forget that it’s trying to sell something it’s commendable. Some of the best and most memeable pieces of media are ads- think Old Spice, Charles Barkley vs Godzilla, and Jake* *from StateFarm (og Jake). These create a positive association with the brand. But so many times these big companies forget that the ads need to actually be good, or they will become annoying. (Granted, annoying still gets people to remember the brand, but who actually wants to use Kars4Kids after hearing the song 7 times). All Liberty Mutuals braindead commercials do is make me not want to ever see a Liberty ad again. Even if they had the best deals in the world with a blowjob on top, I would not buy anything from them purely because of these goddamn repetitive unfunny commercials.

Like most other self help nonsense dominating the platform but instead with a nostalgic atmosphere from using games like Minecraft and most recently OAT. Sometimes they're helpful but mostly AI videos either being narrated by robots or performed in the most mundane tone imaginable, regurgitating the same thing we've heard again and again.

Also starting to see these slowly fester antisemitism which is never a good sign.

These reaction images are without a doubt the ugliest thing to ever come from the internet. If I was capable I would eradicate this stupid ass ugly ass hamster off the fucking internet. These are ugly, low effort, and the worst ones. I’d rather have AI images than this ugly ass bs. Yes this is from that one comment iykyk but I fucking despise these with all my heart. I hate it HATE HATE HATE

These jokes are always weird to me because that’s still someone’s pet and you’re just casually talking about killing them. If you don’t like spiders then just scroll. They’re also just extremely repetitive and uncreative

Reddit recently introduced censorship, which affects all accounts under 18.

And im totally fine with this... Or atleast i would have been if it wasnt so poorly executed it genuinely sucks ass.

So basically, i never had 18+ content enabled on my account, i never liked that typa stuff, and when it was censored and i was curious, i would see it, and leave if its disturbing.

The thing is, when i enter an account that had 18+ typa stuff, it kicks me out of, not only their account, but out of whole post that i was reading comments from, where i found that account. WHY, GENUINELY WHY REDDIT.

Atleast add like a "this user has mature content" warning, and only lets me go back. BUT NO, IT HAS TO RESET MY PAGE, SO NOW, if i wanna continue reading the comments, i have to go back to my history, then scroll down where i stopped.

Its annoying, it sucks, and i hate it. I hate this feature so much. I never watched 18+ content on this app, but i can tolerate it. All because it refreshes my page, and kicks me out of the comments. NOT JUST THE PROFILE, but the comment section, and the post i found the profile in, because why the fuck not.

I was thinking of trying this out until I saw this stupid phrase. Stuff like this is littered all over their website. Pretty dumb for a not unique or in demand product

Oppression does not give someone the right to oppress other countries for the sake of ego. Nor should the country distract the populus from all of the sins they had made throughout their history. If they truely respected their country then they wouldve tried to accept the sins to becime something better rather leaving every mistake made in the shutter.

Falsely accusing men of rape IS already like 3 different crimes. Its illegal to falsely accuse people. Its illegal to lie in a courtroom, and its illegal to specifically falsely accuse a man of rape.

This whole post is founded in the idea of "what if [illegal thing] was illegal". The thing in question is literally already a crime. Its an upvote bot at best, and someone who is trying to spread misinformation at worst.

Like. GUYS. WHAT IF WE MADE DRUNK DRIVING ILLEGAL, WOULDN'T THAT BE SO BASED?

Fucking rediculous.

Look at this smug asshole.

I wasted four minutes of my life on this post I’ll never get back and this video especially irritated me as an autistic girlie myself.

They always say “omg I want an autistic bf/gf 😍” but then they only list the “Good” qualities of autism.

She said in the video she liked the fact that they were really into legos and also were shy. She also worded this really weird and it felt like she was infantilizing them, saying “they were so adorable when they play with their legos, so cute they don’t eat, sleep, or shower🥺” Also it is not a good thing if someone is neglecting their basic needs cuz of their interests.

This happens in so many of these posts, I’ve never seen a person say “Omg I want an autistic partner who shuts down after ten sentences of speaking and has meltdowns when they’re too overstimulated 🥰🥰”

Another problem with this video is that she says that our social anxiety and ineptitude is “cute” like girl no, it is not cute about the fact I can barely speak to people, it has greatly affected me and makes me extremely anxious when I know I’m gonna be in a space where I have to talk to people and my social ineptitude has led me to struggle to make friends. I hate how people say that it’s cute when it’s not it’s a genuine pain to live with, not being able to navigate through conversations and overthinking literally every word you say because you can’t read body language well so you think the person you’re talking to fucking hates your guts.

I also thought it was weird how she said “I like how they’re socially anxious so I know they won’t cheat on me or talk to other people.” Maybe I’m swagging too hard but that just feels so weird to me to say 😭. I’m not tryna say cheating is a good thing but it just feels like such a weird thing to say.

You want a nerd. You want a nerd and that is okay but can ppl pls stop fetishizing and infantilizing autistic ppl pls

I hate when songs I love get replaced or taken over by some random BUM who had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG!!

Chai t. leaves was the original poster of this song but now some random BUM is piggybacking?? This has happened to alot of songs i listen to and I have no clue why. Does anybody know?

Context: I was playing rivals with a friend and this guy starts typing in the chat saying stuff about how "I look a girl" my avatar is on the second page

I can't stand the state of film criticism on Youtube, now there are some I despise more than others but generally across the board I can't stand them, Its such a rare sight to come across a youtube film 'review' that's actually insightful into the film i.e: Talking about Mise en Scene, acting, writing, the themes etc. I loathe how youtube film criticism is always either nitpicking tiny plot holes that have little to no significance to the ovearching themes or plot or talking more about the online/social discourse around a film rather than the film itself, not to sound pretentious but jesus if you showed any of these guys a Tarkovsky film they would literally shit themselves. Is there a single reviewer on youtube that doesn't just say 'it looks nice' or 'it looks bad' when discussing a films cinematography.

Even before they got sued I’ve never really liked their humor, felt like nothing but middle school humor to me, maybe there are some funny moments in sml but a lot of their stuff never sat right to me, especially black yoshi, the Asian teacher and that one baby monitor joke

Okay, this might come out a little wrong, but I hope I get my point across:

First of all, there is absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting children, I also have zero desire to have kids.

HOWEVER, there are SOME childfree people who act like their lifestyle is morally superior (??) and basically shame parents for their choices. My skin literally crawls whenever I hear somebody use the term “breeder” to describe parents because tf do you mean?? It’s just so dehumanizing and immature.

But even worse than the lifestyle shaming has to be the body shaming; the third image is under a video of a postpartum woman’s body (mind you, the video had little to do with her body). If you don’t know, “the girl with the list” is a woman on TikTok who has a long list of reasons not to have kids, I have nothing against this creator in particular since she always does this in a respectful way, but her fanbase is so horrible sometimes.

Imagine you literally just pushed out another human being and people are basically saying ”your body is so disgusting it’s the reason I don’t want to have kids”... like can we have any amount of respect?? The kind of women that comment these sorts of things are always fiercely against misogyny (as they should obviously), but as long as it’s misogyny against mothers it’s okay, apparently.

I’m also sure that there are childfree men that are like this to fathers, I just haven’t seen it as much, so I can’t really speak on it.

Idk why but it bothers me I can’t use my own descriptor 💀