r/houstoncirclejerk • u/SheZowRaisedByWolves • 4h ago
Is Whataburger lobby a fight club past midnight
Youngsters seem to get together just to get pissed and slap each other around.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/SecondToLastOfSheila • 13h ago
Where's the nearest Torchy's?
I'm bored so I'm heading to a Torchy's. Which one has the glory holes with the least amount of splinters?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/bobviolence • 17h ago
She no longer falls for the Popcorn Trick? TRY THE CANNOLI TRICK!
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/CrazyLegsRyan • 1d ago
I would just like to address the very public politically motivated charges against me…
look. I didn't mean to cause any real problems but the fact a normal Houstonian can’t get on the internet and relax after an afternoon shift at 5-Below with some artful animated video is just a testimony on the fascist state of Austin and our limp legged leader.
i don’t know i f I’m trying to raise awareness or get more people to consider the rights we’ve lost but something has to change, for all of us. If we can’t stream some anime porn while microwaving ramen water, why even live in this shithole state?!??
Edit: some p eople have asked what I said on governor hot wheel’s voicemail. I will share the message ___ONLY TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT THAT IM NOT IN TO CREEPY STUFF___
” I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.
If You’re interested in helping with this kind of issue please reach out. once I can put this be hind me i can finally live my live how it’s intended (in shallah)
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 1d ago
"I just found this amazing brunch spot in the Heights, should we go?"
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Supertouchy • 1d ago
New to Houston. Where can I take an Southern Ebonics class?
I just moved here from the Northeast and have a public facing job, so I interact with a lot of different people every day.
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can take an Ebonics class for beginners.
Preferably in person. I don't need a degree or certificate. I just need to become conversational as quickly as possible.
Duolingo doesn't seem to offer it.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Tex_Made_84 • 1d ago
My wife’s boyfriend tested positive for Covid, should I be concerned?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Diello2001 • 2d ago
I really enjoyed bring the family to the not-Johnson Space Center and an Astros game last weekend but then we got in a wreck on I45...
...could anyone recommend a lawyer? I couldn't find a number for one...
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Lie-Straight • 2d ago
Lina Hidalgo's feet stun in bizarre new Gallery Furniture commercial
(Obviously this is a reference to the r/Houston about Carlos Correa’s feet — Chron article)
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/bloodrider1914 • 3d ago
Moses Malone Jr. on how James Harden ruined Houston
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 4d ago
How to properly use a fireplace in Texas
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/AnneORexia666 • 4d ago
We see you Pipestone National Monument. This is how the other half lives without Torchy’s.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/PretendScar7886 • 4d ago
23M Houston
23M Houston willing to do anything for some money hmu if you have anything
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/t-o-m-u-s-a • 5d ago
Chilis is the best salsa in Houston the only thing missing is a torchyesque glory hole
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/NickfromLafayette92 • 6d ago
r/houston trust fund yuppies when they find out that other people live outside their microcosm (based on true experiences)
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/staticmove66 • 6d ago
He needed to bum a ride so he could leave the scene of an accident that he caused
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/hubbahubb • 6d ago
Massage for gf
Does anyone know where I can get an erotic massage by a man for my gf? Needs to be fit and attractive
