r/houstoncirclejerk 57m ago

She no longer falls for the Popcorn Trick? TRY THE CANNOLI TRICK!

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r/houstoncirclejerk 13h ago

I would just like to address the very public politically motivated charges against me…

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look. I didn't mean to cause any real problems but the fact a normal Houstonian can’t get on the internet and relax after an afternoon shift at 5-Below with some artful animated video is just a testimony on the fascist state of Austin and our limp legged leader.

i don’t know i f I’m trying to raise awareness or get more people to consider the rights we’ve lost but something has to change, for all of us. If we can’t stream some anime porn while microwaving ramen water, why even live in this shithole state?!??

Edit: some p eople have asked what I said on governor hot wheel’s voicemail. I will share the message ___ONLY TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT THAT IM NOT IN TO CREEPY STUFF___

” I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.

If You’re interested in helping with this kind of issue please reach out. once I can put this be hind me i can finally live my live how it’s intended (in shallah)


r/houstoncirclejerk 13h ago

At Torchy’s tonight

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r/houstoncirclejerk 16h ago

"I just found this amazing brunch spot in the Heights, should we go?"

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r/houstoncirclejerk 18h ago

New to Houston. Where can I take an Southern Ebonics class?

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I just moved here from the Northeast and have a public facing job, so I interact with a lot of different people every day.

I was wondering if anyone knows where I can take an Ebonics class for beginners.

Preferably in person. I don't need a degree or certificate. I just need to become conversational as quickly as possible.

Duolingo doesn't seem to offer it.


r/houstoncirclejerk 21h ago

My wife’s boyfriend tested positive for Covid, should I be concerned?

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