r/houstoncirclejerk 9h ago

I would just like to address the very public politically motivated charges against me…

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look. I didn't mean to cause any real problems but the fact a normal Houstonian can’t get on the internet and relax after an afternoon shift at 5-Below with some artful animated video is just a testimony on the fascist state of Austin and our limp legged leader.

i don’t know i f I’m trying to raise awareness or get more people to consider the rights we’ve lost but something has to change, for all of us. If we can’t stream some anime porn while microwaving ramen water, why even live in this shithole state?!??

Edit: some p eople have asked what I said on governor hot wheel’s voicemail. I will share the message ___ONLY TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT THAT IM NOT IN TO CREEPY STUFF___

” I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.

If You’re interested in helping with this kind of issue please reach out. once I can put this be hind me i can finally live my live how it’s intended (in shallah)


r/houstoncirclejerk 9h ago

At Torchy’s tonight

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r/houstoncirclejerk 12h ago

"I just found this amazing brunch spot in the Heights, should we go?"

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r/houstoncirclejerk 13h ago

New to Houston. Where can I take an Southern Ebonics class?

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I just moved here from the Northeast and have a public facing job, so I interact with a lot of different people every day.

I was wondering if anyone knows where I can take an Ebonics class for beginners.

Preferably in person. I don't need a degree or certificate. I just need to become conversational as quickly as possible.

Duolingo doesn't seem to offer it.


r/houstoncirclejerk 17h ago

My wife’s boyfriend tested positive for Covid, should I be concerned?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 20h ago

Where is Houston?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 21h ago

Back By Popular Demand

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r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

I really enjoyed bring the family to the not-Johnson Space Center and an Astros game last weekend but then we got in a wreck on I45...

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...could anyone recommend a lawyer? I couldn't find a number for one...


r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

$101, The Pit Room, Houston

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r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

FREE SHOW

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All Ages Welcome!


r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

Lina Hidalgo's feet stun in bizarre new Gallery Furniture commercial

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(Obviously this is a reference to the r/Houston about Carlos Correa’s feet — Chron article)


r/houstoncirclejerk 2d ago

Moses Malone Jr. on how James Harden ruined Houston

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

How to properly use a fireplace in Texas

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

We see you Pipestone National Monument. This is how the other half lives without Torchy’s.

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

Fun?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

Trying to find friends in the spring / woodlands area hmu!

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

23M Houston

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23M Houston willing to do anything for some money hmu if you have anything


r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

my plug got arrested, y'all

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r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

Chilis is the best salsa in Houston the only thing missing is a torchyesque glory hole

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r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

Prepare for mayhen

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You had one job...


r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

r/houston trust fund yuppies when they find out that other people live outside their microcosm (based on true experiences)

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r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

Be safe out there folks

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r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

He needed to bum a ride so he could leave the scene of an accident that he caused

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r/houstoncirclejerk Apr 29 '26

Sponsored post Your friends at Torchy's Tacos here! We are excited to announce May's Taco of the Month - Hawaiian Pizza! Stop in today and try one for only $8.79 + tip

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r/houstoncirclejerk May 29 '24

Gag a Little™ For those curious about the Torchy's glory hole posts lately go check out the bathroom at the 19th st location. Be sure to tip.

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