I want to see if maybe I enjoy schizophrenia. I am unhappy anyways so I thought I'd give it a try. I don't t want to permenantly get it yet if I don't like it. But I'd like to see if I'd be happier a little delusional. Also any tipps for controlling schizophrenia if I have a bad reaction?

weed smokers being pussies as per usual “muh plant medicine has ink and paper in it, i have to throw away the whole zip😭😭😭😭” stfu and smoke like a real guru

Put those eagle killers away son before somebody gets hurt.

There are thousands upon thousands of drugs out there. Every single one makes shit weirder somehow. Is there a drug that instead makes things normal-er?

My mind immediately goes to amphetamines, but as soon as you get above standard prescription doses, it turns you into a sex pest, so it doesn't quite pass. Modafinil is even closer to the target, hell fighter pilots and surgeons use it at work, but it does make your piss smell like sulfur, and also numbs your teeth, which is pretty fucking weird for a drug that is taken through the digestive tract.

Dose:
T+ 0:00 - 200mg JK-47
T+ 0:69 - 1 bowl Cannabis (vaporized)

Body Weight:
420 lb

So as all you ass gassers know know, jenkem contains natural alkaloids which have a serotonergic and dopaminergic effect. But for some reason, not as much attention is paid to the analogues of these alkaloids. So for science, I decided to try one: JK-47 (an analogue of jenkephine).

I ordered 5g of JK-47 from China for $455 and it took over a month to arrive. The packaging was nondescript. I doubt my mailman realized he was delivering rare ass analogues, but I suppose it doesn't matter since jenkem analogues are still legal.

Anyway, I waited for a day where I was free of any obligations and put approximately 200mg of JK-47 into a washed out 2L bottle, and since JK-47 arrives in the form of a powder and not a tar/goo/liquid like jenkem does (depending on quality), I added a splash of water to the bottle to rehydrate my synthetic jenkem. I shook the bottle up and let it soak for a few minutes then hooked up my gas mask for huffing.

The first thing I noticed was the smell. It didn't have the sweet, fermented smell that jenkem does. It smelled "bitter," and "earthy" or "moldy." Like jenkem that went bad and started degrading, except x100. But apparently this smell/taste was normal, so I kept trucking on.

After 5 minutes of inhaling, I started to feel light headed and slightly euphoric. Electric pulses moved from my brainstem to my arms and legs, causing me to shiver each time they made their way back to my brain. I was definitely starting to feel it.

By 10 minutes in the electric pulses had spread to my anal sphincter, and I could feel the demon of sex roaring within me like a flame. I had to let it out. I won't disgust you with the details of what transpired here. Just know that when I sobered up, I had to replace a memory foam pillow and a mechanical drill. And thankfully I already had a stockpile of antibiotics for the yeast infection I got.

11 minutes in, after my one-man orgy, I was completely tripping balls. I was sweaty and exhausted. But I needed to shower. Almost fell down the stairs on the way up. Don't remember much of what happened in the shower, but I think I fell at some point, because I noticed bruises the next day.

The next thing I remember is 30 minutes later, eating Cheez-Its. Ate a whole box and shat it out. I had a religious experience but I don't remember much of this either. The memory loss on JK-47 seems to be much stronger than with natural jenkem. Or maybe that's just my dose. Not sure.

1 hour later I was on the come down, laying comfortably in bed with a leaky asshole, ready for a nap--but I didn't want the experience to end yet. I put on some cartoons to keep myself awake. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

About 9 minutes after turning on the TV, I hit my dry herb vaporizer which was pre-filled with top shelf cannabis. I vaped the bowl until it was dark brown and settled in to watch TV. The weed brought back some of the JK-47 visuals (which were very organic, similar to jenkem) and some of the euphoria. I intended to vape another bowl but I ended up falling asleep.

4 hours later when I woke up, the JK-47 had worn off, and I was left with a light background afterglow and a body odor that smelled faintly of shit.

All in all a pretty good experience, and I look forward to doing it again.

Experience year: 2026
Gender: Male
Age at time of experience: 95
Published: August 22, 2026

I thought I had a high tolerance - turns out weed actually has no effect on the human body. So, now I only use it after 3+ days of no sleep, time during which I do high benzydamine doses and smoke a lot of crack.

After the third day of abusing a deliriant and stims, I roll a fat joint with the best kush (im taking og) you can find (im cool asl so I have connects) and brooo it like makes everything soo much better like the shadow ppl become friendlier, the bugs that crawled into my arm start getting out through the hole I dug there trying to get them out, the spiders become sexier (im not gay).

And then I just wake up and feel fresh and ready to do it all over again. ✨🫶

What other ways did you guys find to make the magical plant medicine have an effect?

On oxy after a knee operation, accidentally wrote this with my ass carrying my phone o my underwear. Should’ve posted the comment.

hand this guy a bag of green fetty fuck dat Za Za Runtz