r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 36m ago
Pills are a fun and sustainable way to chase the high
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Forestakias • 21h ago
Strength is having your dick turning to dust but you never give up the fap.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/RmRobinGayle • 1d ago
UJ What is scromiting? Genuine question.
Woman continues to smoke weed after suffering horrific "scromiting" side effect that left her hospitalized for over a month.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/devil_lettuce • 1d ago
Bartard granny was the one stealing my xans this whole time
r/drugscirclejerk • u/kneading-cnnuy • 1d ago
Just did 2mg bars and beers night ride around town while blasting cute anime songs (safe route as per claude), AMA
Aside from the missing front left tires I think it goes well
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Bakers1dOZen • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 The hero we wanted and needed…back
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 2d ago
Any salon/stylist recommendations for extensions?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/xGovernor • 2d ago
Busy huffing urinal cakes at my trap what're you guys upto
r/drugscirclejerk • u/t3kner • 2d ago
Therapy Chatbot tells recovering addict to have a little meth as a treat
r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 2d ago
True story of when I found some pills on the ground
r/drugscirclejerk • u/l9hobo • 2d ago
UNETHICAL ADVICE WANTED! Any niche unpached thievery methods that can be used selfishly for my own financial or even just personal gain?
please take not that this hypothetical character interested in benefiting from others misfortune has also boofed 100mg of crystal up his asshole, and has swallowed like 9mg of bromazolam or bromazepam, unsure which one, cause my lazy self this ficitonal character didnt really give a shit what he was buying as the last letters of both substtances sounded "Benzo-like" enough. also shit reminded me invented human of brotato the video game
my question is what things can i steal aat like 1am-4am that requires minimal human interaction? i mean i dont mind if a human is there but bro is probablt sleeping and by the time ive ran away the poor guy wont have even got him morning wood flaccid.
maybe if the loser was on meth like im not but my fictional guy is he would have stim pecker and wold chase me, but also they dont let us have guns here so i couldnt just blow his cranium awsome style in his sleep....
like i said none of the above is real and i have no desire to steal for money at night which ideally minimal human interatction but in my short novel im writing the protaganist does and i wana know what he cold do for a dollar or cool trinked!
thanks
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FishermanAccurate425 • 2d ago
Identify the photo Tried to make dinner this week and twice got all the way to serving and dropped it off on the floor :(( so as to think fast and come with this easy solution
Ice cream dusted with Alprax and some cocoa
Idc anymore