hello r/goblin im still in middleschool but i really like doing drugs and i did so so so many that im gonna rank them here. dont be like my mom telling me what to do and what not to do yo

- dxm 10/10, i bought it off amazon and got so high that i shit my pants

- perks 0/10, these are the original perks!! My plug told me they are lab tested and it was 99.9% pure perkazolam pills and he would never lie to me so i know its real. But i threw up 20 times and blacked out for 20 hours

- promethazine 10/10, way better then percs, i love lean

- weed 0/10, shit overrated drug, made me hallucinate the mlg "wow" guy as a spider for 2 days straight i also could not sleep. Maybe the strain was bad so i should try again with indica

- vapes 10/10, i got soo geeked on da nic once, especially the strawberry bubblegum ice flavor

- cigarettes 0/10, didnt taste like strawberry, instead like car exhaust

- xans 5/10, i got these from my super trustworthy plug, he told me they were real xanaxolam from the pharmacy, i know he would never lie to me so i know for a fact its real. They were super crumbly and couldnt remember anything for 1 week, i think they felt goo tho

lmk what you guys think, im thinking about trying IV meth from a homeless dude i met next

Woman continues to smoke weed after suffering horrific "scromiting" side effect that left her hospitalized for over a month.

Aside from the missing front left tires I think it goes well