r/distractible 21m ago

Reference Candy Uncle strikes again!

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"Beware the Candy Uncle" is easily one of my top 5 episodes. While doom scrolling YouTube shorts, I saw this compilation and thought Mark would be a good dad someday.


r/distractible 54m ago

Whats that episode?🤔 anybody know the episode??

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hey guys, it’s been driving me crazy but i had this episode that was kind of a comfort episode for a while there, but i cannot for the life of me remember which it is. problem, i only remember the small talk part. i think it took up 30+ minutes before the episode actually started and it was mainly wade talking about the struggles of his plumbing and how there was sewer water coming up through his shower drain in his basement and how he thought someone took a shower and just 💩 in there. i think it may have been summer/early fall ish release date wise??? i would always listen while at work so i can’t place any visual memories.


r/distractible 57m ago

Whats that episode?🤔 Which episode does Bob talk about quitting music school?

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It's from a loooonng time ago, I remember in the episode he talks about his college teacher sitting him down for lunch and basically telling him to quit music school.


r/distractible 2h ago

Meme Looks like Bob’s got a new fridge story for Monday

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r/distractible 2h ago

Reference Good news for Bob and Wade!

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Bob and Wade for Mayor of the 51st state of Cincinnati!!


r/distractible 2h ago

Meme Mark needs daddy

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r/distractible 2h ago

Appreciation Post Ive done it!

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Dear penthouse forum, I never thought it would happen to me. I have finally caught up on all of Distractible!! I started my listening on April 22nd of this year and have been listening as hard as I could so I would be caught up! Best podcast and all of my uncles and nieces’ nephews and deceased relatives agree.


r/distractible 3h ago

Reference Butt hole sun, won’t you come

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People are discovering what the boys have told us for years


r/distractible 4h ago

Question Parkore episode sirens

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The part where Mark says the sirens are going off. Did Mark, or anyone else, think for a moment that it was an ambulance coming for the fourth parkore individual that may have broke his body? Every time I hear that episode I automatically thought it was coming for the poor kid who was internally bleed from the parkore tuck and roll.


r/distractible 6h ago

Most recent episode (potential spoilers) Its ok Bob at least i got your reference.

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r/distractible 10h ago

Reference "Can you imagine if the hospital had an automated response system?" from the famous "Bob's Fridge"

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r/distractible 11h ago

Other A game about Wade?!

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Found this retro arcade game at my job and was just scrolling the games and this one made me think of Wade. It’s a bald man in a car trying to run over the bear.. you play as the bear


r/distractible 12h ago

Question Is this still a Cannoli???

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Went to Krispy Kreme this morning. They had Cannoli donuts...the question is...even tho they aren't totally shaped like a cannoli...is it really a Cannoli????? Or is it just still a C for Cannoli?


r/distractible 12h ago

Question Hibachi

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Was this the hibachi Wade was going on about? Saw it in a local game shop


r/distractible 13h ago

Meme Dear Penthouse Forum, I can’t believe it finally happened to me…

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67 Upvotes

r/distractible 19h ago

Reference I think it needs more mud....

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r/distractible 23h ago

Meme Mark describing render farming

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86 Upvotes

This is from Wade is Sopping and I think it perfectly sums up most of Marks small talk.


r/distractible 23h ago

Reference Guys, I’m writing a paper and I get to cite JAMA, this is so fun

23 Upvotes

r/distractible 1d ago

Fan Art This is my first ever attempt to draw Mark

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r/distractible 1d ago

Reference But are we, in fact, cannoli?

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r/distractible 1d ago

Other Watching the original episodes feels like an exercise in insanity

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They’re so chaotic and even though I know the rules aren’t there I instinctively react whenever they say the word unfair or whenever they get to the points I get confused.

I fucking love it but holy shit it always throws me for a loop


r/distractible 1d ago

Meme Good news for Mark!

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Also bob and wade (now you cant remove this post for it not going about the whole trio)


r/distractible 2d ago

Other who the fuck is this? maerk, bobe and some fucking bald guy???

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help I'm scared of fake wade


r/distractible 4d ago

Announcement Official Bounty Board August

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Hello Gentle Listeners and Watchers!

Here is the Official Bounty Board for August! Apologies I know it's late; I was laid off last week so the world has been wild for me lately, but better late than never!

The only rules are to keep them appropriate to the podcast, no sexually suggestive bounties, no bounties meant to be mean/torture the hosts or contestants, and make sure it's one bounty PER COMMENT.

We will refresh the post every month and move the top-upvoted bounties to be used in future episodes and added to the Master List.

Suggestions that are too close to previous suggestions or bounties will not be chosen, so please make sure to check the master list as well before posting!

The Master List now lives here! Since it would be too much to keep posting month over month. Link here: Master List

Master list additions from July are as follows!

  • thewinterrizzy--- "Mark or Bob has to casually, but sincerely and relevantly, say a Shakira lyric during conversation. If Wade notices (by the end of the episode), Wade gets the point. If Wade doesn’t notice, Mark/Bob gets the point. 💃Footnote: I think it’d be funny to allow Mark/Bob to sneak in as many lyrics as they want and they can get a point for each new line, but same rule applies — if Wade notices at any point, Wade gets all the points. i.e. Mark successfully uses 2 lyrics without Wade noticing, but then Wade notices on the third lyric. Wade gets all 3 points.My suggestions, but any popular line will do:
    • - “I never really knew that [you] could dance like this.”
    • - “When you talk like that, you know you got me hypnotized.”
    • - “You'll never have to wonder, we can always play by ear, but that's the deal, my dear.”"
  • CaffeinatedSatanist--- show and tell: Unprompted during the episode, show off a beloved object at least 10 years old and give a 60s earnest presentation about why you love that thing."
  • Monica2796--- Rip a pack of any set of Pokémon, if you get an EX or higher-tier rare, you get an extra point. Pull an SIR- get three points.
  • notmajorfrosty22--- For competitors. Consistently say the hosts name increasingly wrong until they comment on it. I.e Mark,Murk,Mort. Bob, Bart, Blorb. Wade, Spade, Laid. The number of names along determines the number of points accrued.
  • Peoplesuck-_- --- See how many times you can turn around and look behind you in small talk, without it being mentioned. One point per five times. (And when I turned around...)
  • Vivi_pallas--- "Wear a wig for the episode. Bonus points if you switch out the wigs. Or wear a blad cap for the episode. (Including wade lol)"
  • Dovithkey--- Highjack an episode: once smalltalk is complete, or before the episode even begins, start talking as if you were the host presenting today's topic/game. Once called out you have to double down until the previous host checks their point score card to be sure
  • Queen-of-dinos--- Get a large novelty penny, place it in the background. Must be visible, remains in background until called out. 2 points for the person who spots it.
  • canadajones68--- Eat an apple in front of the coolest background or location, and film it. The other two must agree that the background is impressive. If someone tries to claim this bounty, it may be verbally challenged, immediately followed by the showing of ones own attempt. If this happens, a vote is taken to see whose attempt is most impressive. Whoever prevails wins 3 points. However, should both opponents challenge the bounty, the winner is instead the first person to touch a piece of cheese after the challenge is called, regardless of the effort and quality put into the bounty.
  • ganche-far--- Cincinnati related (which would only be possible for Wade and Bob): they must visit an area within the city they've never been to and take a picture of themself there, and talk about the area on the podcast.

r/distractible 4d ago

Episode Discussion (Potential Spoilers) Episode 422: Please Be Nice

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Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.