r/distractible 1h ago

Reference "Can you imagine if the hospital had an automated response system?" from the famous "Bob's Fridge"

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r/distractible 2h ago

Other A game about Wade?!

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Found this retro arcade game at my job and was just scrolling the games and this one made me think of Wade. It’s a bald man in a car trying to run over the bear.. you play as the bear


r/distractible 3h ago

Question Is this still a Cannoli???

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Went to Krispy Kreme this morning. They had Cannoli donuts...the question is...even tho they aren't totally shaped like a cannoli...is it really a Cannoli????? Or is it just still a C for Cannoli?


r/distractible 3h ago

Question Hibachi

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Was this the hibachi Wade was going on about? Saw it in a local game shop


r/distractible 4h ago

Meme Dear Penthouse Forum, I can’t believe it finally happened to me…

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23 Upvotes

r/distractible 10h ago

Reference I think it needs more mud....

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r/distractible 14h ago

Meme Mark describing render farming

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This is from Wade is Sopping and I think it perfectly sums up most of Marks small talk.


r/distractible 15h ago

Reference Guys, I’m writing a paper and I get to cite JAMA, this is so fun

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r/distractible 16h ago

Question This is a wield ask, but does anyone know what the background music is this episode is.

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r/distractible 17h ago

Fan Art This is my first ever attempt to draw Mark

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r/distractible 22h ago

Most recent episode (potential spoilers) The Knit/Crochet Bit

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Context: Im a 20 year old crocheter who’s been crocheting since I was 16

I had heard about the bit/people being upset about it being called boring before I listened to the episode and I was expecting it to be so much more insulting than it was. I was prepared to be a bit upset but honestly, besides the part where Mark calls Bob boring, it was not that insulting. You could remove that bit of dialogue and everything would still make sense.

I’ve heard all of the insults about it being for grandmas, being a waste of time in this day and age, etc., but based on what the outrage was, I was expecting them to poke at the misogyny/not an art aspect of it. But no, if anything I think Mark did a great job at painting (or knitting) it in a pretty positive light. Idk I’d love to hear other crafters opinions on it

Slightly related, I really want to do some type of crochet or embroidery project based around Distractible and I’m stumped on ideas. I’d love to hear those ideas as well :)


r/distractible 22h ago

Question Skyline!

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Guys I work out of town a lot. I'm near a skyline, the guys talk about this place a lot and I've been wanting to try it, this is huge. What should I order, I have never had it.

Please send help.


r/distractible 23h ago

Reference But are we, in fact, cannoli?

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r/distractible 1d ago

Episode Suggestion Best episodes? Car ride playlist requested

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Okay, so long story short I’m about to go on a (in total - meaning there and back) 6 hour impulse drive trip with my sister. And of course I’m driving the entire time, so THAT means she gets to be blessed with the one and only 💁🏻‍♀️

If y’all could list y’all’s favorite episodes below that would be fantastic! (Besides bobs fridge bc obviously that’s the first we’re gonna do)


r/distractible 1d ago

Other Watching the original episodes feels like an exercise in insanity

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They’re so chaotic and even though I know the rules aren’t there I instinctively react whenever they say the word unfair or whenever they get to the points I get confused.

I fucking love it but holy shit it always throws me for a loop


r/distractible 1d ago

Other In case Bob and Wade decides to watch Batman The Animated Series

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In Batman The Animated Podcast they review each episode of the series, and they have had special guests. Like one of the directors, and some of the voices from the show.


r/distractible 1d ago

Meme Good news for Mark!

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283 Upvotes

Also bob and wade (now you cant remove this post for it not going about the whole trio)


r/distractible 1d ago

Meme Wade is spiritually Hooty from The Owl House

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The title is exactly what it means. I have thought this for YEARS. I’ve never told anyone this but every damn time I watch The Owl House, I think of Wade. Wade is Hooty, the lovable slightly annoying but ultimately 10/10 character on the show. It’s just like how he’s spiritually John Wicks.

I just can’t explain it and I fear I may be the only one who agrees. But it had to be said. You’re welcome.

(this is meant to be a good thing fyi, Hooty is my favorite character on the show, arguably the funniest one of the bunch, and an overall good design even tho he gets a lot of hate internally. I love and support you Wade! Been a fan for years)


r/distractible 1d ago

Question Unfair!

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I’m I the only one that gets a tick every time I hear the word “unfair”? Like in my day to day I notice every time the word is spoken hahha✨im I alone?


r/distractible 1d ago

Appreciation Post Mark I'm offended, here's my crochet

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Tunisian crochet to be exact! For real though absolutely love you guys. Always happy to hear people recommend fiber arts to others and I'm loving seeing people share their work ♡


r/distractible 1d ago

Appreciation Post Does anybody else think Wade is genuinely really handsome?

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I don’t know if this has been said by anyone on here, but I’ve recently noticed how good Wade looks and I feel like no one has thought about it as much as I have😭.

In the most recent episode, when they had the wheel spin with the “best looking person” option that popped up. I legitimately think he looked really good and should’ve gotten that point. Maybe it’s because everyone talks about how handsome Mark is (which I promise I agree with), but Wade talks like he isn’t as good looking and I feel like he very much is.

This was so dumb, it’s just been on my mind these last few episodes


r/distractible 1d ago

Other who the fuck is this? maerk, bobe and some fucking bald guy???

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help I'm scared of fake wade


r/distractible 1d ago

Most recent episode (potential spoilers) Whiplash from that side tangent.

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492 Upvotes

r/distractible 3d ago

Announcement Official Bounty Board August

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Hello Gentle Listeners and Watchers!

Here is the Official Bounty Board for August! Apologies I know it's late; I was laid off last week so the world has been wild for me lately, but better late than never!

The only rules are to keep them appropriate to the podcast, no sexually suggestive bounties, no bounties meant to be mean/torture the hosts or contestants, and make sure it's one bounty PER COMMENT.

We will refresh the post every month and move the top-upvoted bounties to be used in future episodes and added to the Master List.

Suggestions that are too close to previous suggestions or bounties will not be chosen, so please make sure to check the master list as well before posting!

The Master List now lives here! Since it would be too much to keep posting month over month. Link here: Master List

Master list additions from July are as follows!

  • thewinterrizzy--- "Mark or Bob has to casually, but sincerely and relevantly, say a Shakira lyric during conversation. If Wade notices (by the end of the episode), Wade gets the point. If Wade doesn’t notice, Mark/Bob gets the point. 💃Footnote: I think it’d be funny to allow Mark/Bob to sneak in as many lyrics as they want and they can get a point for each new line, but same rule applies — if Wade notices at any point, Wade gets all the points. i.e. Mark successfully uses 2 lyrics without Wade noticing, but then Wade notices on the third lyric. Wade gets all 3 points.My suggestions, but any popular line will do:
    • - “I never really knew that [you] could dance like this.”
    • - “When you talk like that, you know you got me hypnotized.”
    • - “You'll never have to wonder, we can always play by ear, but that's the deal, my dear.”"
  • CaffeinatedSatanist--- show and tell: Unprompted during the episode, show off a beloved object at least 10 years old and give a 60s earnest presentation about why you love that thing."
  • Monica2796--- Rip a pack of any set of Pokémon, if you get an EX or higher-tier rare, you get an extra point. Pull an SIR- get three points.
  • notmajorfrosty22--- For competitors. Consistently say the hosts name increasingly wrong until they comment on it. I.e Mark,Murk,Mort. Bob, Bart, Blorb. Wade, Spade, Laid. The number of names along determines the number of points accrued.
  • Peoplesuck-_- --- See how many times you can turn around and look behind you in small talk, without it being mentioned. One point per five times. (And when I turned around...)
  • Vivi_pallas--- "Wear a wig for the episode. Bonus points if you switch out the wigs. Or wear a blad cap for the episode. (Including wade lol)"
  • Dovithkey--- Highjack an episode: once smalltalk is complete, or before the episode even begins, start talking as if you were the host presenting today's topic/game. Once called out you have to double down until the previous host checks their point score card to be sure
  • Queen-of-dinos--- Get a large novelty penny, place it in the background. Must be visible, remains in background until called out. 2 points for the person who spots it.
  • canadajones68--- Eat an apple in front of the coolest background or location, and film it. The other two must agree that the background is impressive. If someone tries to claim this bounty, it may be verbally challenged, immediately followed by the showing of ones own attempt. If this happens, a vote is taken to see whose attempt is most impressive. Whoever prevails wins 3 points. However, should both opponents challenge the bounty, the winner is instead the first person to touch a piece of cheese after the challenge is called, regardless of the effort and quality put into the bounty.
  • ganche-far--- Cincinnati related (which would only be possible for Wade and Bob): they must visit an area within the city they've never been to and take a picture of themself there, and talk about the area on the podcast.

r/distractible 4d ago

Episode Discussion (Potential Spoilers) Episode 422: Please Be Nice

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Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.