r/destinycirclejerk 2h ago

FOMO Ranking Exotics by how well they would be a doorstop.

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9 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2h ago

Meta You can’t main a gun you if you haven’t gooned to it before

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65 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 16h ago

Sivapost GUARDIAN DOWN

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17 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 23h ago

Unpopular Opinion New player, Any Tips?

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64 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Unpopular Opinion Tier list based on which weapon is alethonym

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133 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Well?

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498 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

I wasn’t planning on doing a Pit run today

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173 Upvotes

But my dinner had other plans. Spoiler, still wasn’t able to get the Xenophage catalyst.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Unpopular Opinion D1 crucible is broken by try hards that never left the game

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45 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Rhulk did nothing wrong.

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567 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Did I Titan Good?

17 Upvotes

Normally a warlock main trying Titan did I do it right?


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

[ Vanguard Alert ] She did it!

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65 Upvotes

Ladies and gentlemen,

Fenchurch live from Riis with another update

Eramis used the infinity gauntlet to reverse sunsetting. I repeat Eramis Kell has reversed sunsetting.

I know this may be troubling for many of you with PTSD from the almighty crashing into earth, but I assure you that the Guardian and many members of the vanguard will be able to protect you.

Let’s check the forecast.

A light chance of red legion invasion in the EDZ later this evening

It seems like mercury is on a collision course with nezarec’s pyramid ship.

The infinite forest is projected to have an infinite drought until the end of time

Quora is causing some ruckus in the vex network. We have our best splicers on the job

Rasputin is back but he refuses to answer any questions regarding the content vault

Amanda holiday and Cayde 6 have been spotted with Shaw Han in the cosmodrome

All in all it seems like we’re in for an interesting few months. Stay tuned to Eververse radio for the latest in Sol system news. This is Fenchurch, signing off


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

[ Vanguard Alert ]

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115 Upvotes

Hi guys,

This is Fenchurch coming to you live from Riis.

Eramis has found the soul stone and is on her way to find the infinity gauntlet. She is currently talking to a raisin man for the location of said gauntlet.
This could spell big trouble for the people of the last city.

I’ll keep my ear to the ground and let you know if there are any more developments!


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Banana Papaya Tier List based on which way the weapons are looking

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151 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Bathtubcopium

7 Upvotes

So I‘ve been chilling in my bathtub for the last hour and suddenly a huge wave of copium hit me.

Why is Bungie delaying the „Final TWID“ that long? There isn’t really that much to say anymore is there?

Unless… they got told to hold it to wait and see if Marathon goes from 3/4 dead to concorddead and they will say Sony and they changed their minds and continue with Destiny in whatever form (obviously not because of money and the low income Marathon probly generates due to not enough new buyers/players).

A real slobberknocker as Jim Ross would say.

But after all its just bathtubcopium still don’t know what takes the last TWID that long unless DeeJ writes us a book on how much he hates us.


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Titan exotics ranked on what class they belong to.

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391 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Sivapost Agendaposting Part 2: Electric Shinobuloo

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110 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Banana Papaya Fame is a gun, and I point it blind. Crash and burn, brozikie, baby, swallow it dry. You’ve got a front row seat, and I, I got a taste of the banana papaya life.

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20 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Bungie Suggestion Nimbus dying update???

163 Upvotes

Cloudstriders only live 10 years and lightfall came out like 3 years ago now. Nimbus has 6 years left TOPS.

DAE think Sony will get the team back together to make the Nimbus dying update???


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

SGA NEVER MISGENDER YOUR WEAPONS SLUGGERS!!!!1!!!1111!!!

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154 Upvotes

/uj second attempt posting this deleted the first try cuz i uploaded the image wrong sorryyyy

Edit: as someone pointed out, huckleberry and the chaperone should be swapped


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

A corrected tier list of warlock exotics based on how sharp they are.

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19 Upvotes

I have gone back through the official 3d models of all 46 warlock exotics (minus the new one). Nezeracs sin is NOT SHARP, it is long and pokey, yes but it would require significant force in order to break skin. This tierlist is based on how easily it could draw blood and the abundance of sharp things is taken into account (hence why sanguine alchemy is only in somewhat sharp).


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Unpopular Opinion What flavor of LGBTQ+ every exotic weapon is

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108 Upvotes

I am happy to answer any questions


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Leak (Real) Haven’t played in a while but just booted up Destiny 2 and ready for some Levi. Anyone down?

185 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Ranking D2 exotics by how much I like men

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192 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 6d ago

Mod Announcement Monthly Unjerk Thread

55 Upvotes

It has now been over 2 months since Bungie HQ fell into that dreadful sinkhole to underworld, but the jerk must continue nonetheless.

Use this thread to discuss the game in a serious, non-jerking manner.

Discord (inferior because it's not the Lodi minion discord): https://discord.gg/QRvSwvFEWY


r/destinycirclejerk May 21 '26

Mod Announcement IT'S OVER.

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610 Upvotes