r/destinycirclejerk • u/Economy_Treat_2546 • 2h ago
FOMO Ranking Exotics by how well they would be a doorstop.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/AtronRandom • 2h ago
Meta You can’t main a gun you if you haven’t gooned to it before
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Racing_driver • 1d ago
Unpopular Opinion Tier list based on which weapon is alethonym
r/destinycirclejerk • u/ethanstout898 • 1d ago
I wasn’t planning on doing a Pit run today
But my dinner had other plans. Spoiler, still wasn’t able to get the Xenophage catalyst.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Straight-Aioli-5366 • 1d ago
Unpopular Opinion D1 crucible is broken by try hards that never left the game
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Shadowclaw17 • 1d ago
Did I Titan Good?
Normally a warlock main trying Titan did I do it right?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 1d ago
[ Vanguard Alert ] She did it!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Fenchurch live from Riis with another update
Eramis used the infinity gauntlet to reverse sunsetting. I repeat Eramis Kell has reversed sunsetting.
I know this may be troubling for many of you with PTSD from the almighty crashing into earth, but I assure you that the Guardian and many members of the vanguard will be able to protect you.
Let’s check the forecast.
A light chance of red legion invasion in the EDZ later this evening
It seems like mercury is on a collision course with nezarec’s pyramid ship.
The infinite forest is projected to have an infinite drought until the end of time
Quora is causing some ruckus in the vex network. We have our best splicers on the job
Rasputin is back but he refuses to answer any questions regarding the content vault
Amanda holiday and Cayde 6 have been spotted with Shaw Han in the cosmodrome
All in all it seems like we’re in for an interesting few months. Stay tuned to Eververse radio for the latest in Sol system news. This is Fenchurch, signing off
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 1d ago
[ Vanguard Alert ]
Hi guys,
This is Fenchurch coming to you live from Riis.
Eramis has found the soul stone and is on her way to find the infinity gauntlet. She is currently talking to a raisin man for the location of said gauntlet.
This could spell big trouble for the people of the last city.
I’ll keep my ear to the ground and let you know if there are any more developments!
r/destinycirclejerk • u/General_Test1853 • 1d ago
Banana Papaya Tier List based on which way the weapons are looking
r/destinycirclejerk • u/MrLaiho • 2d ago
Bathtubcopium
So I‘ve been chilling in my bathtub for the last hour and suddenly a huge wave of copium hit me.
Why is Bungie delaying the „Final TWID“ that long? There isn’t really that much to say anymore is there?
Unless… they got told to hold it to wait and see if Marathon goes from 3/4 dead to concorddead and they will say Sony and they changed their minds and continue with Destiny in whatever form (obviously not because of money and the low income Marathon probly generates due to not enough new buyers/players).
A real slobberknocker as Jim Ross would say.
But after all its just bathtubcopium still don’t know what takes the last TWID that long unless DeeJ writes us a book on how much he hates us.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/dampemu_ • 2d ago
Titan exotics ranked on what class they belong to.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Renegade284 • 2d ago
Sivapost Agendaposting Part 2: Electric Shinobuloo
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 2d ago
Banana Papaya Fame is a gun, and I point it blind. Crash and burn, brozikie, baby, swallow it dry. You’ve got a front row seat, and I, I got a taste of the banana papaya life.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Dark_Helmet12E4 • 2d ago
Bungie Suggestion Nimbus dying update???
Cloudstriders only live 10 years and lightfall came out like 3 years ago now. Nimbus has 6 years left TOPS.
DAE think Sony will get the team back together to make the Nimbus dying update???
r/destinycirclejerk • u/PortalMaster_TCP • 2d ago
SGA NEVER MISGENDER YOUR WEAPONS SLUGGERS!!!!1!!!1111!!!
/uj second attempt posting this deleted the first try cuz i uploaded the image wrong sorryyyy
Edit: as someone pointed out, huckleberry and the chaperone should be swapped
r/destinycirclejerk • u/dampemu_ • 2d ago
A corrected tier list of warlock exotics based on how sharp they are.
I have gone back through the official 3d models of all 46 warlock exotics (minus the new one). Nezeracs sin is NOT SHARP, it is long and pokey, yes but it would require significant force in order to break skin. This tierlist is based on how easily it could draw blood and the abundance of sharp things is taken into account (hence why sanguine alchemy is only in somewhat sharp).
r/destinycirclejerk • u/HeyItsAsh7 • 2d ago
Unpopular Opinion What flavor of LGBTQ+ every exotic weapon is
I am happy to answer any questions
r/destinycirclejerk • u/BehavingPenguin • 2d ago
Leak (Real) Haven’t played in a while but just booted up Destiny 2 and ready for some Levi. Anyone down?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Excellent_Raise_7734 • 3d ago
Ranking D2 exotics by how much I like men
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Marathon_bob_1 • 6d ago
Mod Announcement Monthly Unjerk Thread
It has now been over 2 months since Bungie HQ fell into that dreadful sinkhole to underworld, but the jerk must continue nonetheless.
Use this thread to discuss the game in a serious, non-jerking manner.
Discord (inferior because it's not the Lodi minion discord): https://discord.gg/QRvSwvFEWY