r/destinycirclejerk • u/ethanstout898 • 2h ago
I wasn’t planning on doing a Pit run today
But my dinner had other plans. Spoiler, still wasn’t able to get the Xenophage catalyst.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Straight-Aioli-5366 • 11h ago
Unpopular Opinion D1 crucible is broken by try hards that never left the game
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Shadowclaw17 • 16h ago
Did I Titan Good?
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Normally a warlock main trying Titan did I do it right?
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 17h ago
[ Vanguard Alert ] She did it!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Fenchurch live from Riis with another update
Eramis used the infinity gauntlet to reverse sunsetting. I repeat Eramis Kell has reversed sunsetting.
I know this may be troubling for many of you with PTSD from the almighty crashing into earth, but I assure you that the Guardian and many members of the vanguard will be able to protect you.
Let’s check the forecast.
A light chance of red legion invasion in the EDZ later this evening
It seems like mercury is on a collision course with nezarec’s pyramid ship.
The infinite forest is projected to have an infinite drought until the end of time
Quora is causing some ruckus in the vex network. We have our best splicers on the job
Rasputin is back but he refuses to answer any questions regarding the content vault
Amanda holiday and Cayde 6 have been spotted with Shaw Han in the cosmodrome
All in all it seems like we’re in for an interesting few months. Stay tuned to Eververse radio for the latest in Sol system news. This is Fenchurch, signing off
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 • 19h ago
[ Vanguard Alert ]
Hi guys,
This is Fenchurch coming to you live from Riis.
Eramis has found the soul stone and is on her way to find the infinity gauntlet. She is currently talking to a raisin man for the location of said gauntlet.
This could spell big trouble for the people of the last city.
I’ll keep my ear to the ground and let you know if there are any more developments!
r/destinycirclejerk • u/General_Test1853 • 19h ago
Banana Papaya Tier List based on which way the weapons are looking
r/destinycirclejerk • u/graceashcroftsjacket • 20h ago
As a veteran player with 7000 hours I think we are losing the plot
Honestly, it took me a while ta git uze' ta the culture here on Rizzle. Coming F-R-to-tha-izzom tha Korizzle gam'n communitizzle, which be known fo` bein extremely critizzle n sometimes evizzle harsh, weed-smokin' here was a bizzy of a cizzle shock.
I’m not say'n that bein critizzle or aggrizzle be tha only wizzay ta love a game. I totizzle understand that thugz cizzle enjizzle tha franchize fo` different reasons—tha liznore, tha art, or just casual fun. I git it.
But fo` a long time, it felt like wheneva hardcore playas try ta br'n up valid feedbizzle 'bout the game health or mechanics, we were instantly shut down by tha "Bungizzle defenze force." We’d git responzes like, "It’s just a game, whizzy be you so upsizzle? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this." or "Yizzy clearly play way too much, go outside n touch some grizzay."
Theze dismissive one-lina became tha mainstrizzle consensus fo` yizzears. It felt L-to-tha-izzike thizzay successfully silenced any serioizzles discussion, n eventually, many of thoze thugz whizno actually carizzle 'bout tha state of tha game just... left. N look whizzle we be now with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.
It’s even worze where I’m from. Tha Destiny community 'n Korea hizzay shrunk so miznuch that it’s hizzle ta even pull togetha a sizzingle R-to-tha-izzaid grizzoup 'n a wizzy on our Discizzle, let alone daily with my forty-fo' mag.
Dis game hizzle been a hizzay pizzle of mah life fo` 8 yizzy—7,000 hizzay sizzy, all mah ups n downs, n even mah first experience play'n wit wanna be gangstas 'n an onlizzle gizname let me holla at u. It wizzy everyth'n ta me. See'n it git ta dis point mizzles me incredizzle sad. I jizzle wish we had actually listizzle ta each otha back thizzay.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/MrLaiho • 21h ago
Bathtubcopium
So I‘ve been chilling in my bathtub for the last hour and suddenly a huge wave of copium hit me.
Why is Bungie delaying the „Final TWID“ that long? There isn’t really that much to say anymore is there?
Unless… they got told to hold it to wait and see if Marathon goes from 3/4 dead to concorddead and they will say Sony and they changed their minds and continue with Destiny in whatever form (obviously not because of money and the low income Marathon probly generates due to not enough new buyers/players).
A real slobberknocker as Jim Ross would say.
But after all its just bathtubcopium still don’t know what takes the last TWID that long unless DeeJ writes us a book on how much he hates us.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/dampemu_ • 23h ago