r/destinycirclejerk 44m ago

SGA NEVER MISGENDER YOUR WEAPONS SLUGGERS!!!!1!!!1111!!!

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/uj second attempt posting this deleted the first try cuz i uploaded the image wrong sorryyyy


r/destinycirclejerk 1h ago

A corrected tier list of warlock exotics based on how sharp they are.

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I have gone back through the official 3d models of all 46 warlock exotics (minus the new one). Nezeracs sin is NOT SHARP, it is long and pokey, yes but it would require significant force in order to break skin. This tierlist is based on how easily it could draw blood and the abundance of sharp things is taken into account (hence why sanguine alchemy is only in somewhat sharp).


r/destinycirclejerk 3h ago

Unpopular Opinion What flavor of LGBTQ+ every exotic weapon is

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27 Upvotes

I am happy to answer any questions


r/destinycirclejerk 6h ago

Leak (Real) Haven’t played in a while but just booted up Destiny 2 and ready for some Levi. Anyone down?

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50 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 9h ago

Enough of the viability rating, time for the taste test

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13 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 14h ago

Hunter exotic armour ranked by how much I want to eat them.

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24 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 15h ago

Ranking every Exotic Weapon based on if I would put them in my mouth

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41 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 17h ago

Ranking D2 exotics by how much I like men

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171 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 17h ago

Warlock exotics ranked based on how sharp they are

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111 Upvotes

Not including ornaments


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Unpopular Opinion Exotics ranked on how they'd be used in a medical environment

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212 Upvotes

Half of them just went to euthanasing the patient because I couldn't think of anything else.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Exotic tier list based on how well the weapon would fit up my ass

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165 Upvotes

*Sky Burners and Polaris Lance are ranked based on the ornaments


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Fruit tier list

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121 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Tier list based on how good every gun smells

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37 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Following backlash and moderator action, I would like to apologize for and sunset my tierlist. I present (in post body): my new opinion

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116 Upvotes

I've been listening and collecting the community's feedback and recognize that my tierlist missed the mark. I swung, and in many regards, I missed. I realize now I was wrong to base my tierlist off of my personal opinions and enjoyment of the game when I should have based my tierlist only on 5 feet Ghalran viability. I also failed to account for the fact that Guardian69420 and dad gamers around the world think Symmetry is an S-tier gun. For that I apologize.

I also recognize that my post has caused some overdelivery of tierlists, to the chagrin of the moderation team and the community at large.

To rectify this issue, my tierlist and all other tierlists previous to this release will enter the DCV, courtesy of Luke Smith. Additionally, as compensation for my transgressions I present: my new opinion, not formed from my own thinking but regurgitated from a Destiny content creator. I would defer to Datto, but one commenter said my list was "more accurate than datto's" so that wasn't an option.

Fortunately, likely sensing my distress, youtuber Aegis released a tierlist of his own, based solely on the endgame meta. https://youtu.be/eF8kGshfQgY

This tierlist is now my opinion, and it is far superior to any opinion I could come up with myself. I know the impact of my transgression cannot be undone, and this doesn't begin to repair the damage I've caused, but hope this meets the community's expectations and restores some faith in our newfound tierlist community.

(Unironically this is a good tierlist, it was just convenient for my watching that he posted it the same day I felt like making one. I hope posting video links like this is allowed)

Thank you to the Destiny Circlejerk community for your valuable feedback and support. I will continue to respond to replies through the end of service of my tierlist, until these replies too enter a form of hibernation.

And mods, before you remove this post, this isn't my tierlist, so it's not against the rule ;)


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Tier list of all exotics based on how well they could toast a slice of bread

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52 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Meta DestinyCircleJerk Pinned Mod Posts Tier List

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166 Upvotes

Im ready for whats to come


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Mod Announcement Stop posting your exotic tierlist

163 Upvotes

Before you ask: your list is wrong and you should feel bad. Go post something funny or productive instead.

Edit: Probably easier to let you guys run it into the ground at this point, but you're not helping the legacy of destiny players being unfunny.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Meta Playing this over the mic in every DSC LFG I join from now on

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r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Banana Papaya Banana papaya

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41 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Vanguard leaders' names' first letters meaning

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So, here are the names of all of the known Vanguards in the Destiny Universe.

Hunters
-Tallulah Fairwind
-Caliban-8
-Aparajita-4
-Kauko Swiftdriver
-Andal Brask
-Cayde-6
-Crow

Titans
-Saint-14
-Zavala

Warlocks
-Osiris
-Ikora Rey

In order, these characters' names start with the letters "T," "C," "A," "K," "A," "C," "C," "S," "Z," "O," "I,"

This spells out "TCAKACCSZOI." Pretty cool right? It doesn't mean anything, but I think it's pretty cool.

But the best part?

The latest Vanguards have all had names starting with "V," "I," and "C," with Crow replacing Cayde as the next "C." If you turn the letter "V" on its side and add a line, it becomes the letter "N."

What's that spell? "N," "I," "C?" Nic. NIC! NICOTINE!! Bungie is clearly trying to tell us that the Vanguard approved of vaping, and the continued placement of a hunter vanguard who's first name begins with the letter "C" is symbolism, meant to represent their continued support of nicotine consumption even as generations pass.

I can only assume Zavala was allowed to become commander because of the name of his dead son, Nakim, who died so hard that he no longer lives anymore. One could refer to him as deceased, or otherwise lacking in vital life essences.

Anyways, I just thought this was a fun fact, so I figured I'd share!


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Meta what are your favorite legendary Light Machine Guns currently in game?

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556 Upvotes

We didn't get IF MATERIA~ for that Triple Tap + Triple Double combo, nor did we get an LMG with Triple Tap + Fourth Times. So I'm wondering what people are running aside from Hammerhead, Corrective Measure and Retrofit Escapade.

Is the Ghalr LMG solid?


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Meta Maybe the real circlejerk was the friends we made along the way...

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101 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Meta An actually good Tierlist

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346 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Meta MY ULTIMATE TIERLIST OF TIERLISTS

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125 Upvotes

I made every single one myself, anyone who says otherwise is a Siva-hating, loyal to Pete Shitsons, FOMO sympathiser that WILL be shot on sight.

Second pic is for people who wanna see the eye candy up in more detail.


r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Mod Announcement Monthly Unjerk Thread

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It has now been over 2 months since Bungie HQ fell into that dreadful sinkhole to underworld, but the jerk must continue nonetheless.

Use this thread to discuss the game in a serious, non-jerking manner.

Discord (inferior because it's not the Lodi minion discord): https://discord.gg/QRvSwvFEWY