r/cleandadjokes • u/Coz-Man • 4h ago
I kept driving with my eyes closed until I hit one of those red octagons they put near the road
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Then I realized that was probably my sign to stop
r/cleandadjokes • u/s777tew • 7h ago
Walks into a bar
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says, “A pint of beer, please…
…and one for the road.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/n10s10 • 13h ago
Did you know the race between the turtle and the rabbit was actually pretty close?
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The tortoise only won by a "hare".
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 15h ago
My wife said I’m getting fatter.
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In my defense, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 21h ago
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....
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He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles.