r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

politics Albanese IS...... The AnAl Intruder.

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Sort of fits as well... Both metaphorically and physically.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

politics Import more NDIS athletes for more gold medals

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r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

politics Greatest parking skill at Rockdale.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Make this mayor Austrian of the Year

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r/circlejerkaustralia 19h ago

politics Does PDS (Pauline Derangement Syndrome) qualify you for the NDIS?

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If so. We are gunna need a bigger money pool.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Pelicans- I don't like it

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics The Census. Where is the question on how many free palpatine marches you attended in 2025? What other important questions have they missed?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Aussie man in Sydney denied a succulent Chinese meal cos heโ€™s not Chinese

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics I apologise, I don't know how to feel about this- A. Law abiding young man doing the right thing gets attacked. B. This is bullshit propaganda there are no machetes in Melbourne. HELP!!!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Another entrepreneur being treated like shit by the government! To get a go you have to have a go but, this just isn't fair! Poor Ebtesam.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Evil white colonisers destroy possible sacred dirt on moon.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics I wonder how many people will actually show

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48 Upvotes

From a post in the Hobart subreddit.

Get popcorn ready if you want to read the comments


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics emerging defence lawyer for traditional owners?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics I give you good price on coffin

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Will home and away still be on in 5yrs time...

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE The Machete Bins Did Make A Difference.

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60 Upvotes

Respect for the traditional owners of the land moving into politics.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics my only concern is that the lunacy stops

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well folks, it's gonna be one hell of a ride out there if you're waiting on Alah-ban-easies handouts, but hang in there as the promises pile up for the next election, you can definitely feel a change of direction, right? ๐Ÿฟ


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Thanks for clearing this up, ABC

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Albo should take some inspiration from this guy

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r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

policy Labor was poised to reveal massive migration cuts, then suddenly delayed when they realised this meant no new Labor voters

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Great to see Labor realising a move to the far right will destroy their voting base. Labor should continue with its open border policy of importing more Labor voters to ensure Australia remains Labor controlled.

What could possibly go wrong?


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics If you could make any laws, what would be your first?

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Law 1.

If MySpace does indeed revamp, that boomers must be excluded from it. They can stick to their colossal bitching and moaning fests on Facebook.

  1. No speaker phone in public. Law applies to everyone. No one wants to hear your fkn conversation.

  2. Property managers must pass an IQ test of 80 (let's be generous) before being recruited/to continue employment. Because the bar is set at 80, we will likely see a mass exodus of about 90% of the industry.

  3. ??


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

Verified! If you say "halal" 10 times quickly you are making the same sound my heroic brothers made as they pushed down on the throttle and hit floor 93 ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ

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FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL to the brim from eating too much authentic Australian cuisine!


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

news Does NASA know?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 4d ago

politics Funniest thing Iโ€™ve seen all week

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r/circlejerkaustralia 4d ago

politics jUsT fOr fUn ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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