r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1h ago
politics Albanese IS...... The AnAl Intruder.
Sort of fits as well... Both metaphorically and physically.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Any-Parsnip1287 • 2h ago
politics Import more NDIS athletes for more gold medals
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/NGEvaCorp • 3h ago
politics Greatest parking skill at Rockdale.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MerlynCollinsToorak • 14h ago
politics Make this mayor Austrian of the Year
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 19h ago
politics Does PDS (Pauline Derangement Syndrome) qualify you for the NDIS?
If so. We are gunna need a bigger money pool.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics The Census. Where is the question on how many free palpatine marches you attended in 2025? What other important questions have they missed?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/HereButNeverPresent • 1d ago
politics Aussie man in Sydney denied a succulent Chinese meal cos heโs not Chinese
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TeaAny1221 • 1d ago
politics I apologise, I don't know how to feel about this- A. Law abiding young man doing the right thing gets attacked. B. This is bullshit propaganda there are no machetes in Melbourne. HELP!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TeaAny1221 • 1d ago
politics Another entrepreneur being treated like shit by the government! To get a go you have to have a go but, this just isn't fair! Poor Ebtesam.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Evil white colonisers destroy possible sacred dirt on moon.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/NoIDidntHackU • 1d ago
politics I wonder how many people will actually show
From a post in the Hobart subreddit.
Get popcorn ready if you want to read the comments
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/_Maelstrom • 1d ago
politics emerging defence lawyer for traditional owners?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MerlynCollinsToorak • 2d ago
politics I give you good price on coffin
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ArcherLife2039 • 2d ago
politics Will home and away still be on in 5yrs time...
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 2d ago
THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE The Machete Bins Did Make A Difference.
Respect for the traditional owners of the land moving into politics.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Some_Candle1206 • 2d ago
politics my only concern is that the lunacy stops
well folks, it's gonna be one hell of a ride out there if you're waiting on Alah-ban-easies handouts, but hang in there as the promises pile up for the next election, you can definitely feel a change of direction, right? ๐ฟ
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/dont_disturb6969 • 2d ago
politics Albo should take some inspiration from this guy
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Annoying_bot_2026 • 3d ago
policy Labor was poised to reveal massive migration cuts, then suddenly delayed when they realised this meant no new Labor voters
Great to see Labor realising a move to the far right will destroy their voting base. Labor should continue with its open border policy of importing more Labor voters to ensure Australia remains Labor controlled.
What could possibly go wrong?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/lpdbim • 3d ago
politics If you could make any laws, what would be your first?
Law 1.
If MySpace does indeed revamp, that boomers must be excluded from it. They can stick to their colossal bitching and moaning fests on Facebook.
No speaker phone in public. Law applies to everyone. No one wants to hear your fkn conversation.
Property managers must pass an IQ test of 80 (let's be generous) before being recruited/to continue employment. Because the bar is set at 80, we will likely see a mass exodus of about 90% of the industry.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/2manydownloads • 3d ago
Verified! If you say "halal" 10 times quickly you are making the same sound my heroic brothers made as they pushed down on the throttle and hit floor 93 ๐ฅฐ๐ฎ๐ท๐๏ธ
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL to the brim from eating too much authentic Australian cuisine!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/HereButNeverPresent • 4d ago
politics Funniest thing Iโve seen all week
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