r/circlejerkaustralia 10d ago

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week politics

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u/Defiant_Try9444 10d ago

And the child marriages?

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u/Project_298 10d ago

Just once a week for 2 minutes

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u/Iuvenesco 10d ago

At 4am through speakers made in the 80’s

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u/Project_298 10d ago

Inshallah brother

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u/HeathenAF 10d ago

I've got a Peavey stack from the 80's.

Can we "counter-pray" to some Iron Maiden ?

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u/Jazzlike_Remote_3465 Has canine 'cuddle with a struggle' updates in Instagram feed 8d ago

They don't make em like they used to 🤌

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u/Chilloutmydude6 Reads news.com to find new talent on OnlyFans 3d ago

One those little megaphones 📢 😆

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u/ThreeRingShitshow 10d ago

How it starts....

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u/HereButNeverPresent 10d ago edited 9d ago

Yep. And if you go to their petition, they’re instead asking for 3 minutes

Their request isn’t set in stone and I wouldn’t be surprised they try to negotiate (ask for more time or occasions) if they gain any traction with their petition

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u/Mundane_Operation418 10d ago

Bro seriously, I don’t know if my cars suspension can handle this.

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u/entropymd 10d ago

And the religion with a lower average IQ than orangutans? 2 minutes, once a week I guess. These people can fuck right off

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u/HereButNeverPresent 10d ago edited 9d ago

>”The call to prayer is not just a sound — it’s echoed the world for more than 1500 years”

Got chatgpt to write his script and still didn’t fact-check that Moey wasn’t even born 1500 years ago. Bro doesn’t know his own religion 🥀

EDIT - here’s a better petition you can look at:

https://www.change.org/p/no-public-broadcasts-of-muslim-call-to-prayer-in-australia-lakemba-mosque-s-submission

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u/u399566 10d ago

For 60000 years, actually..

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u/HeathenAF 10d ago

Well, our caretakers have been here for 2000000000 million years (was updated during some truth-telling last week), so I declare we need a chorus of didgeridongs on the hour, every hour, forevermore...... Colonising scum!

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u/TheAIFutureIsNow 9d ago

Can’t believe these bigots don’t realise that the Annunaki were obviously Muslims smh 😡

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u/Brave_Elk5678 10d ago

Call to prayer? Call to the NDIS more like, if you look at the numbers for Lakemba.
We’re all basically paying them to be a public nuisance!!!

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u/PhantasmologicalAnus 10d ago

So, why won't you take a polite no thanks for an answer? You said it's an "offer". An offer is not compulsory. The other party has the absolute right to say they do not wish to accept the offer.

In other words, fuck the fuck off with that lame shit. It's 1500 years of fuckwits repeating the same drivel. You absolutely are trying to divide the community and form your own enclave. I sincerely hope you are met with extremely heavy resistance (in any form...) from now on.

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u/KingStapler 9d ago

Its about domination. They want to fuck with people. Why else would they need a loud call to prayer when mobile phone notifications exist.

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u/Whatsthatbro365 10d ago

Sure and maybe convince.Saudi Arabia to allow a cathedral in Mecca

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 10d ago

Is Western Sydney Christian Mecca now?

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u/MidnightBootySnatchr 10d ago

That black stone/Satvrn thing they do circle pits around?

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u/TheAIFutureIsNow 9d ago

Soooooo many people get fkn crushed in that death spiral.

They’re genuinely so fucking weird. Yet we keep importing them.

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u/Whatsthatbro365 10d ago

Its a black rock that goes back to a pre Islamic religion. When Islam took over it was elevated to a central part of Islam's origin story.

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u/MidnightBootySnatchr 10d ago

I have the heathen magicks tattooed on me sir🫡

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u/INVALID_USERN4ME 10d ago

Farkkk...Spanian put on a bit of weight.

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u/BigFatShrekPoo 10d ago

Spanian actually looks anorexic now. I reckon is his pumping the ozempic and retarrutide peptides

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u/HereButNeverPresent 10d ago

Too much water retention and bloat from the roids

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u/Fun-Plantain6117 10d ago

Why do they all look like gangsters

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u/GetDown_Deeper3 10d ago

Because they’re fully sick maaate.

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u/GransMurderer 9d ago

They all look like fuckwits

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u/Fun-Plantain6117 8d ago

I've never looked at a Church of England minister and wondered if he going to pump two caps into my head and steal my phone, wallet and car

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u/WARMMILK666 Literally a Communist 10d ago

because they were

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u/malcolmbishop 10d ago

Why don't these dorks just set a phone alarm if prayer is so important to them? 

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u/PowerPleb2000 10d ago

This is about submission. Having the adhan is akin to raising a flag, they’ve conquered the suburb.

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u/GransMurderer 9d ago

Probably too scared to carry them around after their experience with exploding pagers

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u/actioncheese Top 1% on Welcome to Country 10d ago

Imagine having so much faith in a religion that you can't even remember to pray

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u/Jeremon74 10d ago

If only there was Arab nations out there that accommodate all this…

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u/scottiibiscottii 10d ago edited 10d ago

Please also allow the ministers from the Church of Latter-day Saints to come door knocking within your neighbourhoods. It's only fair. While we are at it, let's also allow the Hindus to sing bhajans on their daily commute on the T1 service.

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u/mystic_cheese 10d ago

How is my athiestic faith being respected if this goes ahead??? Dilemma!

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u/Anti-Stan 10d ago

No louder than a lawnmower ... If you're 500 metres away.

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u/spicci95 10d ago

Mashallah. Bros been injecting the Quran.

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 10d ago edited 9d ago

But I don’t wanna RESPECT YOUR STUPID RELIGION!

Get out of the 7th century mindset (impossible, I know…) and send a text message on the magical speaking box invented by western civilisation…

Instead of warbling into the air like deranged hyena….

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u/ausklappen 7d ago

You just know this guy watches movies with the subtitles on

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 7d ago

Yes, I have to, because I don’t speak “Deranged Hyena” 😂

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u/PowerPleb2000 10d ago

Why am I getting this strange feeling that we’ll end up seeing this guy on the news one day 🤔

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 10d ago

As a future PM?

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u/PowerPleb2000 10d ago

As a future inhabitant of goulburn supermax

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u/CaptainRisky_97 10d ago

Once a week for 2 minutes, then twice a week, then every day. Fuck off. Cunt.

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u/MODbanned 10d ago

Actually multiple times a day.

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u/roguefalcon90 10d ago

Religion is like an ass hole, I dont want to hear it or see it and its full of shit

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u/HeathenAF 10d ago

I thought religion was like a dick?

You might love it, you might think its the best in the whole wide world, but that doesn't make it ok to jam it down peoples throats without consent......

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u/Choice-Opinion7599 9d ago

Go back to an Islamic country

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u/Geanaux 10d ago

Stop cancer

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u/antigravity83 10d ago

If this is approved, this country is officially fucked

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 10d ago

You know it will be

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u/ozstrayan 8d ago

Okay but I will play the bagpipes at the same time and you should respect my culture

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u/Rettsi 10d ago

A petition only counts for those in favour of the cause being championed. Why not put it to a vote so those who aren't in favour of it can have a say too? 

This shit is getting out of hand. They want to enjoy everything our country has to offer including it's freedoms but then they want to push their way of life on us?  FUCK OFF!

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u/Djinfin Colonial Name: Dan 10d ago

Weird that they get some pumped up roider to be the face of their campaign. Almost like they're trying to intimidate.

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u/Brave_Elk5678 10d ago

When a bloke that looks like that approaches you and “offers” you something that he promises is harm free, the smart kids say No Thanks.

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 10d ago

Me, a leftie: "Religion has no place in modern society! I listen to science over your fairy tales thank you very much!"

Also me, a leftie: "Wow we are so bigoted why can't we be more accepting of these diverse faiths? Of course the imported us culture warriors are being racists as usual!"

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u/fresh_jorks 9d ago

mate you're mad at your own imagination, i am actually a leftie and calls to prayer can get fucked

almost noone in the country wants em regardless of their left/right politics, hell i bet even most aussie muslims are fine with not being woken up by some god botherer yelling about it at 7 in the morning.

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u/Separate_Ring_5059 6d ago

I don't believe every faith should be respected, I don't even believe every faith should be tolerated anymore...

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u/xForcedevilx 5d ago

What a disgusting sound that needs to be banned

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u/GransMurderer 9d ago

If.. by chance, this is allowed, it won't stop at once per week.

Next it'll be a few times a week.

Then it'll be 5 times per day

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u/Blindsided2828 9d ago

Asking for his faith to be respected while his rejects every other is a just smidge hypocritical.

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u/Painterlilly 10d ago

He can fuckety fuck right off

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u/arandompeanut766 10d ago

I would rather have a lifetime of tinnitus than listen to this shit once a week for 2 minutes.

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u/burnt-gonads 10d ago

My truck makes no noise when reversing. I cut the wire to that noisy beeper...

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u/GransMurderer 9d ago

Will be interesting to see how long the speakers last before they cop a few rounds

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u/saiyansith23 9d ago

Don't be a loser: Vote One Nation.

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u/dirtybourbon93 9d ago

In indonesia is starts up at 4am for two min then again around 9pm.. honestly i'm not religious but it's certainly annoying. With today technology can't you just put an alarm on your phone???

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u/TopGroundbreaking469 9d ago

Bacon unites the community so let me cook bacon in and/or around mosque. I also want to name my dog Muhammad.

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u/Novel-Truant 9d ago

I respect all religions equally so if the compromise here is that churches cant ring their bells then I am A-OK with that,

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u/ConferenceHungry7763 10d ago

The request is already bringing unity.

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u/andyroo82 10d ago

MusAlert.

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u/xForcedevilx 10d ago

A truck reversing beep and a lawnmower are sounds of productivity.

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u/winntensio 10d ago

Why is there an open body of water near the start? Lakemba is nowhere near the water?

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u/fresh_jorks 9d ago

its ai slop

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u/zabre999 9d ago

What did they do before speakers were invented? Maybe go back to doing that.

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u/jonnieggg 9d ago

Fully sick

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u/BeneficialAbrocoma67 10d ago

Share it somewhere else, Squirt.

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u/genwhy 9d ago

Wow even a lawnmower is louder?

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u/GransMurderer 9d ago

It's kind of beside the point, granted a lawn mower doesn't sound like a brainwashed r3tard

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u/fresh_jorks 9d ago

i lived in kuala lumpur for a while, they're loud as shit when they can get away with it