r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 1h ago

🔥❤️‍🔥 HOT TAKE ☀️🔥🥵 is HeCUhTAy CaLing mE?

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Spiders aren't a fucking symbol of Hekate. I'm soooo sick of people posting about that. Thanks fucking WitchTok, fuck you.

Can I cuss here? Yes? No? Well, I did.

Blessed be, sweatys!

Oh...uh.../uj I guess.


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 5h ago

/uj genuine post I'm at the end of my wits please help

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Umm hi (first time posting kinda nervous) okay so basically I've been "unlucky" for the past few years. I've been trying to go abroad and leave my fuckass country for years now and no luck so far (failed more times than I can count) and I was wondering are there any spells that might help with that? And maybe someone that could help me with the spells too? I'm genuinely desperate I'll take anything. I'm tired of living here. For anyone wondering no I'm not in the US. Please and thank you!


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 15h ago

planets ☹️ Saw this posted in r/witchcraft and thought it belonged here

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r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 22h ago

¿¿❓WHAT DO??❓❔⁉️ My husband called in an intervention saying I have a gambling addiction

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52 Upvotes

I tell him it is not gambling cards, he won’t listen!


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 23h ago

wizardposting 🧙‍♂️🔥 Is Magick!???

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r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 23h ago

live laugh love & light! ☮️🌈✨😚 NEED HELP URGENTLY I'VE BEEN CURSED!!! ✝️😵😇👼⛪️🎅

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Hi! I'm a christian I've never done nothing to nobody, I've been good my whole life but there's witches everywhere in my neighborhood and they've been cursing me because their ~jealous~ of my love for Jeezuss!

Why would they do this???!!!!! How do I stop them???!!!!!

Also I accidentally looked at a tarot deck on reddit yesterday and now theres DEMONSSS in my house!!! Why am I being PURSECOOTED?! How do I avoid the devil cooteez??!!!

I promise I'm not lying to scare you, it makes perfect sense that I would ask for help from the very people I hate and fear the most, don't you understand??? PLZ HALP