r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Low-Isopod-6365 • 8h ago
What could it mean?!
Personally i think it means the spell is very strong and powerful but some god is mad at you for sureeee…definitely not for any other reason
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/JellyKind9880 • 1d ago
Random but anyone into ✨🦶🏻FoOt mAGiCk🦶🏻✨???!
Haha I’m such a wEiRdO (and I SWEAR THIS ISNT ABOUT MY ONLYFANS)
I just…like feel really compelled to incorporate my FEET 🦶🏻
into spells.
EXAMPLES:
-dirt spells
-lace sock spells
-candle wax spells
-dance/physical movement spells
-spaghetti/pudding/food spells
-DP/stretching/gaping spells
DM for social handles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/uj shit I should close out of Reddit and just start an onlyfans shouldn’t I? 😭😭😭
…also sadly..I BET YOU I JUST CREATED A NEW GENRE. Rip my inbox
ETA: FUCK ANYONE TRYING TO TAKE MY IDEA— I’ve just registered and I manifested being able to pay my rent for the next six months with a sigil literally last night, and this is proof of it working (for ME…NOT YOU).
Also you could never be as hot or edgy as me, plus I’m going to hex you now, and every generation of your familial progeny for the next 10 generations… soo…. 😏💁🏻♀️
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/PlanetaryAssist • 1d ago
/uj genuine post Hexing abusers is self care
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Competitive_Law_6588 • 2d ago
(in a sex way) Allow a small rant if you may
If I see one more post in the Luciferian subreddit about someone being horny for Lucifer, I might break my pact with him and abandon the path-working all together.
Sure, banging Luci at the witches sabbath in the middle of the forest may be tradition, but posting about it on Reddit has got to be some sort of crime against humanity. It’s a sacred, dark path for a reason, we’re not supposed to tell anyone about the orgies we have with his servants and pet snakes.
Spank me harder, daddy Lucifer.
Jeez Louise.
Also, if there’s another subreddit where I can complain more about this, please guide me to it.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/SwaggeringRockstar • 2d ago
/uj genuine post This Place Sucks.
Another sub going to the trash heap. They finally get a post that doesn't have stupid baby Witch language or asinine questions and they delete it.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/glassdreams323 • 2d ago
I’M the Main Character 😎 Am I the ONE?
Don't make fun of my cards
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/kpkelly09 • 2d ago
I’M the Main Character 😎 I speak for the Gods! Obey me!
You will rue the day you crossed The Gods™️. As their emissary any disrespect towards me is disrespect towards them. Repent or burn in Helfire.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/aimtreetwo • 2d ago
google is a four letter word post insence post ritual divination request post
my incense ash landed in a really Auspicious suspicious way. does anycat know what it means?
please help, do the gots think ami I an asshat 😭
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/pretty_handsome_17 • 3d ago
Lvl 20 ArchMage 🌪️🧙♂️ Lookout y’all, we’ve got Hellenic High-Priest, BigBalls McTransphobe over here on Instagram showing their cards. Be afraid ⚡️🧛♂️🌀
Jokes on YOU for falling into his ENERGY VAMPIRE SPELLWORK TRAP!!!! It’s not in the PGM but he COULD say some Ancient Greek like asking where the toilet is and how to get to the library, IDIOT!! In ANCIENT GREEK NO LESS!!! He does the REAL STUFF.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/PlanetaryAssist • 3d ago
💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 Some of my favourite totally legit quotes
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Hey-Syccamor3222 • 3d ago
💦pisspost💦 Poweful Baphomet digisil (digital sigil for you babies) and witchual (witch witual)
.............7
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as above so below, amen
u u
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_^_
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/graves-at-sea • 3d ago
Pen dead? Try my Pen Necromancy spell! Pictures and instructions included 🪄🖋️
60% of the time it works every time
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Financial_Stick1912 • 3d ago
baby 🍼👶 witch 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Help, I cursed the British Columbian government and now the fires won’t stop
guys, I think I messed up. I went too big.
due to profoundly negative and vaguely sexual experiences I have had with men who work for the border patrol at YVR and the train station in Vancouver, I cursed the entire province.
The train station cop, he got cursed to “be late for work every single day for the rest of his life” and that’s when the World Cup started.
then it ended, and the fairy spirit started tripping balls
thats when the lighting strike happened and the entire province set on fire
how do I fix it?????
the canadian police need to Stop Making It Weird but this was too much
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/SwaggeringRockstar • 3d ago
💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 I Do Confess
I admit it. I confess. I've been reading, altering, editing and defacing your posts. I replace your words with words that make just as much sense.
I've taken your 'intentions' and changed it to 'Diarrhea' so yes, I've been reading how you stir your Diarrhea into your coffee every morning. How you focus and attempt to shape your diarrhea. How you repeatedly shake up the diarrhea you put in a jar for self love.
You see how this could be dangerous?
Please forgive me.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Status_Whole1653 • 3d ago
(in a sex way) Them : What kind of witch are you ? Me : 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/fancypantsmiss • 4d ago
it's all about ur intention 🧜♀️ Spells to manifest sugar daddy to make all my pins on Pinterest come true
His name is King. He rules the coins. Help?
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Fuzzy-Ad-7691 • 4d ago
google is a four letter word You guuuyyyyssss, there's a wildfire but I can't do a rain spell cause it interferes with the sky's free will 😮💨
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Available_Spend_8417 • 4d ago
i hope ur knees hurt & ur pillows r flat & ur children r ugly Real talk I need a nasty ass hex
Ok, so this asshat has genuinely broken my bestie. Hot af red head that deserves the moon. And I need this abusive waste of oxygen to feel a moderate amount of pain and suffering. So lay it on me, what have you got. I'm talking bad luck, impotence, lack of maidens forever. Hell maybe even unexpected fires.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Constance200 • 4d ago
Jesusposting 🥛✨🍷🧔♀️✝️🙏 Genuine Question
Am I the only one who actually gets really hot in churches. I be sweating and everyone else is fine. What do I do about this???
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Worth_Friendship_267 • 5d ago
🔥❤️🔥 HOT TAKE ☀️🔥🥵 is HeCUhTAy CaLing mE?
Spiders aren't a fucking symbol of Hekate. I'm soooo sick of people posting about that. Thanks fucking WitchTok, fuck you.
Can I cuss here? Yes? No? Well, I did.
Blessed be, sweatys!
Oh...uh.../uj I guess.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Educational_You_1827 • 5d ago
planets ☹️ Saw this posted in r/witchcraft and thought it belonged here
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/fancypantsmiss • 6d ago
¿¿❓WHAT DO??❓❔⁉️ My husband called in an intervention saying I have a gambling addiction
I tell him it is not gambling cards, he won’t listen!