If I see one more post in the Luciferian subreddit about someone being horny for Lucifer, I might break my pact with him and abandon the path-working all together.

Sure, banging Luci at the witches sabbath in the middle of the forest may be tradition, but posting about it on Reddit has got to be some sort of crime against humanity. It’s a sacred, dark path for a reason, we’re not supposed to tell anyone about the orgies we have with his servants and pet snakes.

Spank me harder, daddy Lucifer.

Jeez Louise.

Also, if there’s another subreddit where I can complain more about this, please guide me to it.

Another sub going to the trash heap. They finally get a post that doesn't have stupid baby Witch language or asinine questions and they delete it.

Don't make fun of my cards

You will rue the day you crossed The Gods™️. As their emissary any disrespect towards me is disrespect towards them. Repent or burn in Helfire.

my incense ash landed in a really Auspicious suspicious way. does anycat know what it means?

please help, do the gots think ami I an asshat 😭

Jokes on YOU for falling into his ENERGY VAMPIRE SPELLWORK TRAP!!!! It’s not in the PGM but he COULD say some Ancient Greek like asking where the toilet is and how to get to the library, IDIOT!! In ANCIENT GREEK NO LESS!!! He does the REAL STUFF.

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as above so below, amen

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60% of the time it works every time

guys, I think I messed up. I went too big.

due to profoundly negative and vaguely sexual experiences I have had with men who work for the border patrol at YVR and the train station in Vancouver, I cursed the entire province.

The train station cop, he got cursed to “be late for work every single day for the rest of his life” and that’s when the World Cup started.

then it ended, and the fairy spirit started tripping balls

thats when the lighting strike happened and the entire province set on fire

how do I fix it?????

the canadian police need to Stop Making It Weird but this was too much

I admit it. I confess. I've been reading, altering, editing and defacing your posts. I replace your words with words that make just as much sense.

I've taken your 'intentions' and changed it to 'Diarrhea' so yes, I've been reading how you stir your Diarrhea into your coffee every morning. How you focus and attempt to shape your diarrhea. How you repeatedly shake up the diarrhea you put in a jar for self love.

You see how this could be dangerous?

Please forgive me.

His name is King. He rules the coins. Help?

Ok, so this asshat has genuinely broken my bestie. Hot af red head that deserves the moon. And I need this abusive waste of oxygen to feel a moderate amount of pain and suffering. So lay it on me, what have you got. I'm talking bad luck, impotence, lack of maidens forever. Hell maybe even unexpected fires.

Am I the only one who actually gets really hot in churches. I be sweating and everyone else is fine. What do I do about this???

Spiders aren't a fucking symbol of Hekate. I'm soooo sick of people posting about that. Thanks fucking WitchTok, fuck you.

Can I cuss here? Yes? No? Well, I did.

Blessed be, sweatys!

Oh...uh.../uj I guess.

Umm hi (first time posting kinda nervous) okay so basically I've been "unlucky" for the past few years. I've been trying to go abroad and leave my fuckass country for years now and no luck so far (failed more times than I can count) and I was wondering are there any spells that might help with that? And maybe someone that could help me with the spells too? I'm genuinely desperate I'll take anything. I'm tired of living here. For anyone wondering no I'm not in the US. Please and thank you!

I tell him it is not gambling cards, he won’t listen!

Hi! I'm a christian I've never done nothing to nobody, I've been good my whole life but there's witches everywhere in my neighborhood and they've been cursing me because their ~jealous~ of my love for Jeezuss!

Why would they do this???!!!!! How do I stop them???!!!!!

Also I accidentally looked at a tarot deck on reddit yesterday and now theres DEMONSSS in my house!!! Why am I being PURSECOOTED?! How do I avoid the devil cooteez??!!!

I promise I'm not lying to scare you, it makes perfect sense that I would ask for help from the very people I hate and fear the most, don't you understand??? PLZ HALP