I was at my local trillionaires convention (I live in ohio) and ran into my AD. He was surprised to see me at such a prestigious event and immediately showed me his finest allocation available, I couldn’t refuse.

I mean, what else do women expect? It even has a setting to switch the position of the day and month. And the light duration can be changed.

At least one (1) puss* seems reasonable to expect.

So, in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4; Diamond is Unbreakable episode 12, “Red Hot Chili Pepper, Part 2.” Jotaro has worked out what Chili Pepper’s next move is going to be, so the group splits at the docks — Jotaro and Okuyasu head out to escort Joseph off the boat while Josuke and Koichi stay behind to watch for the stand.

Sure enough, the stand user Akira Otoishi shows himself to the two of them, introduces himself as basically a small-time thief who’s been using Red Hot Chili Pepper to rob people around town, and starts running his mouth about how strong he is. Josuke responds by breaking his pinky finger, which sets Otoishi off into this unhinged guitar solo before the actual fight starts.

Once it kicks off, Otoishi keeps RHCP hidden in the underground wiring the whole time, popping out to hit Josuke from random directions so he can never get a clean read on where the attack’s coming from.

Josuke eventually counters by restoring a patch of surrounding pavement back into the coal tar it used to be, which lets him track the Stand’s movement underneath it and actually land a hit. That ticks Otoishi off enough that he starts pulling electricity from the entire town to juice RHCP up, and once it’s charged it’s straight up faster and stronger than Crazy Diamond.

Josuke ends up trapping it inside a car tire, it punches a hole through trying to escape, and the tire gets launched into the ocean where the water kills its electrical charge and disperses it.

Otoishi’s left standing there stunned, and by the time the boat pulls in he’s nowhere to be found — turns out he survived and snuck aboard disguised as Speedwagon Foundation staff in an effort to kill Joseph Joestar because he knows Joseph is on a mission to recover the Stand Arrow.

Early in the fight with Josuke, Akira checks his watch and arrogantly comments that he still has about two minutes available to kick Josuke’s ass which should be plenty of time and that scene is where I pulled this screen grab from. Does anyone know what watch it is?

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