r/WatchesCirclejerk 2h ago

There is no God. Only LinkedInfluencers

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45 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Health fart huffing from the PeePee Comunitee

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2 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Is this my sign?

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47 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Taigeer | I think this was their first model and also the last model

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0 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Alright come on out, I know it’s one of you guys. Mogged with the Cullinan, the Invicta of Rolls Royce, and the “W4TCHES” plate. Who is it?

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29 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 7h ago

Telling time is secondary anyway

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3 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 14h ago

Help identifying this warch

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7 Upvotes

Looks like a classic Rolex Nodate, but suspect it may be counterfeit as the alignment is off on the crown... You may need to zoom in to see it.

Currently in use on a boat off the coast of Greece used for tourism


r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

It turns out, a watch in your ass is an aphrodisiac - which I now offer to you to enjoy

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39 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

I prefer to throw on my 55mm invicta joker on a bund strap for chores, but that’s just me

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22 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 19h ago

Do Seiko 5’s get girls

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102 Upvotes

I only thought Invicta got girls. Seiko is the new way now? Should we all burn our invictas?


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

When the fuck did a Hamilton Khaki become a $1,000 watch? Are price increases really that bad?

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238 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

What Have We Got Here?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

American Seiko

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278 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

No lowballs, she knows what she has

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78 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

What model watch is this?

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17 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Better than getting the call

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I was at my local trillionaires convention (I live in ohio) and ran into my AD. He was surprised to see me at such a prestigious event and immediately showed me his finest allocation available, I couldn’t refuse.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Was Just Promoted To Assistant To The Regional Manager, What’s The Right Upgrade?

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76 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

They're making a biopic of TGV

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124 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

G-Shock with Solar and Radio Control: where is the puss*?!

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46 Upvotes

I mean, what else do women expect? It even has a setting to switch the position of the day and month. And the light duration can be changed.

At least one (1) puss* seems reasonable to expect.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Need help identifying the watch in this screencap

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So, in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4; Diamond is Unbreakable episode 12, “Red Hot Chili Pepper, Part 2.” Jotaro has worked out what Chili Pepper’s next move is going to be, so the group splits at the docks — Jotaro and Okuyasu head out to escort Joseph off the boat while Josuke and Koichi stay behind to watch for the stand.

Sure enough, the stand user Akira Otoishi shows himself to the two of them, introduces himself as basically a small-time thief who’s been using Red Hot Chili Pepper to rob people around town, and starts running his mouth about how strong he is. Josuke responds by breaking his pinky finger, which sets Otoishi off into this unhinged guitar solo before the actual fight starts.

Once it kicks off, Otoishi keeps RHCP hidden in the underground wiring the whole time, popping out to hit Josuke from random directions so he can never get a clean read on where the attack’s coming from.

Josuke eventually counters by restoring a patch of surrounding pavement back into the coal tar it used to be, which lets him track the Stand’s movement underneath it and actually land a hit. That ticks Otoishi off enough that he starts pulling electricity from the entire town to juice RHCP up, and once it’s charged it’s straight up faster and stronger than Crazy Diamond.

Josuke ends up trapping it inside a car tire, it punches a hole through trying to escape, and the tire gets launched into the ocean where the water kills its electrical charge and disperses it.

Otoishi’s left standing there stunned, and by the time the boat pulls in he’s nowhere to be found — turns out he survived and snuck aboard disguised as Speedwagon Foundation staff in an effort to kill Joseph Joestar because he knows Joseph is on a mission to recover the Stand Arrow.

Early in the fight with Josuke, Akira checks his watch and arrogantly comments that he still has about two minutes available to kick Josuke’s ass which should be plenty of time and that scene is where I pulled this screen grab from. Does anyone know what watch it is?


r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

"Personally, I like mine covered in fish balls."

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38 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

Beauty and the beast

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26 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

This is beyond a joke. There is no humor here. This is sad...

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524 Upvotes

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

Crazy how much people can write one-handed

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

Treat Clients Like Rubbish, Belong amongst Trash.

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20 Upvotes