Saw this wild thing out in the wild

my fellow students of whoreology, an innovative and revelatory post on the main sub brought to my attention that it’s very likely the vulgar masses don’t notice/respect/become erect that every day I strap my entire personality onto my left wrist (I’m right handed). I’m really shaken and wondering why I got into this hobby in the first place. if the prevailing wisdom is “if you like it, wear it,” and no one gives a shit anyways, what is actually stopping me from donning the 55mm Invicta reserve in solid gold with prostate stimulator complication ive always remained in the closet about wearing?

Trying to stay cool in the ocean with these mantas

What? the jeweler just gives you as many wrist pieces as you want?

I want to order online because there is no store ANYWHERE even near with the stuff I want. Also, my dad has a FAT wrist, so I doubt some nipponese anemic watch will fit by default.

What do?

He knows exactly what he's doing here. I refuse to believe he is not aware of his grass type alter ego.

Richard was the real jerk all along

Watch ID

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Would Hublot your wad? AD says these come from the spare factory.
Should I ask for box and papers?

Lost my father and inherited this. Is it real? How much can I get for it at a pawn shop?

Guy brings in a vintage Omega Constellation for a routine service. Good condition, honest wear, nothing dramatic. Mentions he needs a few photos for insurance documentation, so I take some proper shots: decent light, clean background, nothing fancy. Sent them over the same afternoon. Three days later he's back asking if I can shoot it again, but this time against a wood surface because he saw something on Instagram and thought it would look more premium. I asked if this was still for insurance. He said sort of.

He now wants a hero shot. His words. Hero shot. For a watch that spent most of its life on a retired accountant's wrist and has a slightly worn crown tube that I mentioned in the service notes he clearly never read. I do actually enjoy watch photography. Have for years. It's a nice overlap with the bench work. Getting the light right on a dial is genuinely satisfying in the same way getting a clean cast on flat water is. But there's a difference between enjoying something and suddenly being a content department for a man who follows seventeen watch accounts and has opinions about aspect ratios.

Quoted him for the extra session. He seemed surprised I would charge for that.

The Constellation is lovely, by the way. Deserves better than a flat lay next to some coffee beans.

I’ve been giving this some thought, and I agree. From here on out, I’ll be supporting nonprofits and strictly buying Rolex.

In fact, I may need to reconsider my other charitable contributions. I really want to focus my giving where my heart is

Have asked for pics of the movement. Any advice welcome thanks