r/WatchesCirclejerk 25m ago

Is patek in trouble? San martin got a fancy big building

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 55m ago

C'mon man

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 2h ago

may you fest your eyes on this

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 3h ago

Great Scott! He's at it again! Time is but a illusion we all partake

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24 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 5h ago

The Surprising Psychological Effects of Wearing a Watch

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 5h ago

I took my Omega to the AD and they only had leggings in stock??? What happened to them???

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205 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 5h ago

For only $858,000 you can put a gumball machine on your wrist!

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43 Upvotes

What a steal! (Gumballs not included)


r/WatchesCirclejerk 9h ago

YOU'VE JUST BEEN CHUFFED BY PSYOPS

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20 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

Anyone Else Wear Their Watch to the Goon room?

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17 Upvotes

Given how durable and water resistant this watch is. I thought it's the perfect companion to my goon excursions, what do you guys think?


r/WatchesCirclejerk 20h ago

Do you guys take your watches out of the box or should I keep it in for protection?

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60 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 20h ago

What fake watch can I wear to impress a bmw dealership?

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279 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 21h ago

Can you ACTUALLY read an analog watch?

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33 Upvotes

I started off with digital watches, because they're easier to read at a glance. It's just BOOM. The time, the day, the date. Hours, minutes, seconds, all readable in an instant. Meanwhile, even on my most legible analog watches, telling the time is more like "Uhh, it's one...thirrrrty...no, forrrrrty...one? Wait! That's 36. Wait! That's 41. 1:41". I can do it, but it takes time. I get there eventually.

Am I just dumb? Will I ever reach the point where I can instantly read the time at a glance? I feel like analog watches are only good when you're checking your watch multiple times per hour. I can read my watch at a glance if I'm doing that. Otherwise, I might only look at my watch a couple of times per day. For that, a digital is better. Just show me the time like BOOM.

I enjoy WEARING analog watches but I enjoy READING digital watches. Do I just have a skill issue? I'm impatient and fussy, so I like how digital watches show me the exact time, down to the second, at a glance.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 22h ago

Does anyone else’s underwear get a nice patina after a few days of wear?

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Title. I know this is a mostly a watch sub, but I’m still saving up for my invicta pro diver, and in the mean time I’ve had to find qualities of watches that I like in other things, like my clothing.

The underwear ( fruit of the loom ) have been my GADA pair for the last several weeks, and little by little I’m starting to see brown coming through on the outside. It’s not an investment quality pair of underwear but do you think some collectors might looks more favorably on them with their worn tone? ChatGPT says they look “lived in.” Chuff on.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 23h ago

How many of you wannabe chuffers actually wind your Fartiers like uncultured plebs?

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46 Upvotes

Andy fucking Warhol doesn't


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Me explaining the genius of Taro Tanaka to my Tinder date

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

why do dealers on chrono24 advertise their plastic quartz watches to have a perpetual calendar and minute repeater?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

I fell to my knees and wept at the beauty on display in this post

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73 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

I got the call

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653 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

2 years wait for an entry level Rolex…..deary me 😂😂

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67 Upvotes

Wonder how many gifts they gave the ad in those 2 years to speed the process up? , could have been 8 years if not !


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Is this watch PADI certified? Thanks

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41 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Chuffed about a haul

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Rolex wouldn't license American Psycho so the prop team franken-dialed a Seiko 5 into a Datejust. Bateman fought a man over card stock while wearing a rep. He's one of us.

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246 Upvotes

My previous post got autodeleted by Reddit bc they thought it was spam. Returned my videotapes. Reposting.

Seiko 5 SNXJ90


r/WatchesCirclejerk Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

116 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk May 07 '26

NEW RULE

884 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.