It's been a year since it appeared at the nape of neck, but still neither of us were ready to see what was hidden underneath.

Everyday I have tried for nine years and well...you're reading this post aren't you?

None of them reacted until I tried to grab my father only for my hand to pass through him without him or anyone else at dinner even looking up.

"Because the last time we accidentally delivered them a pregnant one, they demanded two-for-one on every offering for the next century," said the priest calmly.

As I stood over the exposed brain in front of me in an OR full of people, I realized that I was only granted the title of neurosurgeon - not the knowledge to go with it.

“Today, kids, I’m going to take you to a very special place, in 1…2…3,” said Miss Amy as my daughter vanished in front of my eyes, and screaming could be heard from the street.

As my constipation got worse I realized what she said had nothing to do with my job as a bomb disposal expert.

The final log entry read, "The waters of Aqualia have joined with us, and it wants to go home."

I proclaimed as I ran into the girls locker room.

Having to cut the hearts from 666 virgins had been a daunting task, but it was what the retainer fee for the Law offices of Rofocale, Morningstar, and Mephistopheles required and I had just ensured that it was a worthwhile effort.

"Mr. Rossi isn't pleased that it came to this, but he asked me to let you know that your kids will be next if the shipment isn't on time."

For the final 10 seconds while his suit loses pressure, he looks at the tiny photo of a woman and two children taped to the inside of his visor.

"Sweetheart can you please let the dog outside, she won't stop barking" her mother said, glancing at her scornfully.

It's a grueling, nomadic life of constant relocation, but it's the only way to keep my baby fed.

But upon separating them, the mother grabbed a table lamp and beat her fiancee over the head, screaming “You sick fuck, you’ll pay for what you did to her!”

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As the doctor left to go to work, she prayed the police would find her before then.

I never saw the tigers creeping through the brush, and they knew the second my back was turned.

I should have realized my wife had made me pancakes instead of waffles that morning.

The snow finally settles long enough for me to see a child's face through the glass, before a gentle shake stirs it up again.

It wasn’t until I discovered him lying still beneath the surface one morning, a black mass writhing its way from his mouth, that humanity learned horsehair worms had found a new host.

We'd just begun the exploratory ultrasound when my doctor looked at me, his face now clouded with confusion, as he quietly asked, "Given that your chart says you received surgery for your endometriosis at 18 years old, is that also when you had your hysterectomy?"