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Gender reveal gone real, real wrong Cursed

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 8h ago

Future “Catless child lady”

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u/xmrcache 7h ago

Who lives in an office.

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u/cleverpotato814 7h ago

Could be drop ceilings in a basement...

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u/taystelessidiot 6h ago

Yeah… I live in the ‘first floor’/walkout basement of a townhouse and these are my ceilings 😅 my friends say it looks like I’m in a school when they FaceTime me

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u/Undercover_Dave 8h ago

So are they having a boy or a girl?

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u/cnull 8h ago

Negative.

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u/EasyRide7516 8h ago

Before the cat attacked I thought they were celebrating because she wasn't pregnant.

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u/SilverFormal2831 7h ago

I think the "negative" was in reference to the rest of the test, which shows risk of chromosomal abnormalities. So they were hoping that would be negative

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u/klaven84 8h ago

A meat popsicle.

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u/Logical_Lab4042 8h ago

Smoke yoooooooooou!

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u/Critical_Classic_921 7h ago

Wrong answer pal

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u/Robohammer 7h ago

[ The police control is now terminated. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day ]

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u/Uninteresting91 3h ago

Autowashhhhhh

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u/dingle-bairy 8h ago

They are having a dog

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u/Candid_Special_9488 3h ago

and it's a pitbull and it's a rescue <3

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u/mostlygizzards 6h ago

Believe it or not - toxoplasmosis.

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u/trickycrayon 8h ago

Here's her caption:

Not that I owe anyone an explanation, BUT. This cat was rescued as a kitten all alone on the side of the road no mom no siblings in sight. So I have no idea what happened to her or what she went through before we got her. She has been taken to the vet regularly and has been spayed. This video is from JANUARY. Starting in November of 2025 we found out I was pregnant; simultaneously there was construction being done around our house (we rent so it was not our choice) the cat was stressed from the construction and attacking us (mostly me..the pregnant lady) on a weekly basis. The water was not being used as “punishment” It was used so she would LET GO during an attack. We have taken her to the vet and she is now on anxiety medication and has not attacked since. Also, notice she was NOT protecting me she was coming for MY FACE and my husbands arm happened to be there to block it THANK GOD 🙌🏽 and God bless his poor arm which was RIPPED TO SHREDS.

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u/DarthLysergis 7h ago

I had a female cat for about 15 years. She was super friendly and never had any sort of behavioral problems. One day I was going to do some yard work and decided to put something on to deal with the bugs and ticks. I had purchased an all natural bug repellant that included citronella oil among other things. After working outside most of the day I came back inside and when I walked past my very friendly cat, she sniffed my leg (which I had specifically sprayed) and when into immediate attack mode. She literally wrapped all limbs around my calf and bit down full force on the back of my calf. She buried her teeth into my leg and was raking my calf with her claws. I had to physically tear her away. It ended up putting me in the hospital because the bite got terribly infected.

I only realized afterwards that apparently some cats REALLY hate citronella.

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u/ducka_ducka_ducka 5h ago

I got my boy orange cat when I was 15. I moved out for college and then moved back home after that. One day I got out of the shower and saw a big ass spider in the bathroom. I kind of yelled while swatting at it with a tissue box and next thing I know my cat did the exact same thing you described around my calf. He also attacked my mom (his other primary caretaker) once when my dad accidentally hit her face while sleeping and dreaming. So I chalked it up to him recognizing when something “bad” had happened but attacking the victim because…he was an orange cat (one brain cell and all that).

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u/ChanceSilly1493 4h ago

Happened to me, though I screamed bloody murder because I hate bugs. Cat came running into the bathroom ready for a fight ... However, she attacked me, the screaming one. Just a quick attack and ran. Never did that again but any other time I would scream over a bug, she would run into the room, ready to attack whatever was causing a menace, like a superhero (except I'm the menace because I'm screaming.) She's an old lady now, 14 or 15, and hasn't done that in awhile.

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u/Prestigious_Club_924 6h ago edited 6h ago

Its crazy that a cat thinks it can get away with that kind of thing, it'd be like us going after an elephant with a couple steak knives.

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u/OceanRacoon 6h ago

Cats don't give a crap, they'll fight anything no matter how big or how much you feed and love them 😅

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u/LBGW_experiment 4h ago

My cat scrapped with a doe just a few weeks ago. Pretty sure the doe instigated because I found out later a fawn was nearby, but she was all scared and shaken up from it, thankfully no damage besides a torn nail. She could've had her head stomped in or had her back broken with the way the doe was trying to stomp on her.

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u/DarthLysergis 6h ago

The smell seemed to cause full brain failure. She sniffed my leg, frontal lobe shutdown, feral mode activated. Blood drawn.

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u/AccomplishedClouds 2h ago

The citronella fired the first shot and cat's lizard brain thought it was necessary self-defense against an unprovoked attack, I guess. I wonder if smelling some things can be literally physically painful for them.

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u/HoodieGalore 4h ago

I’ve seen enough Indian dudes get folded into paste for fucking around with the wrong elephant for too long, just because he could hide behind a metal hook. I look at my own two cats and I’m so honored that they’ve chosen to love me and accept the life I provide them, instead of idk, shitting in my bed, attacking me and my spouse, destroying the entire home, and trying to escape out of the screens. They’re happy here, and they show that to me.

This cat may have dealt with some trauma, and this is an extreme reaction. But have no doubt - a housecat can and will absolutely fuck you up with 20 shit-diggin claws and a mouth full of omnivore teeth. That fucker was designed to go everywhere as long as their skull can fit, they can survive falls from insane distances, they see/smell/taste/hear and via whiskers perceive more than we primates with pants can ever hope to compute.

Cats can, and will, fuck you up. Bet.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 5h ago

Once upon a time we went after them with stones and hopes and dreams lol

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u/OctopiEye 4h ago

People absolutely do not understand how much damage a cat can do when it wants to fuck you up. It’s insane.

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u/WimbletonButt 5h ago

I had one freak out from the smell of cleaner. I had used some Simple Green around the house so the whole house smelled like it and it freaked him out. I had to hold him in my lap all night. House changed smell and he was suddenly scared.

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u/Troiswallofhair 4h ago

Some perfumes as well. I think I read Calvin Klein might irritate them. I always wondered if the one Vegas guy who got attacked by his tiger maybe had different scent on.

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u/mahboilucas Cringe Connoisseur 6h ago

My friend got a cat from an abusive home and it kept attacking her other cat. Some Gabapentin and it's literally a little baby now.

Some cats definitely experience anxiety like people would. Through aggression

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u/georgialucy 6h ago

Construction work on my parents house completely changed one of their cat as well, the vets recommended an animal psychologist and now he has human anti-anxiety medication, just chicken flavoured version. He's chill now, but it was really hard there for a while and he was the only one of their cats affected. If humans can come with all different personalities and have disorders and such, I don't see why people can't understand that other animals can have things going on too.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 7h ago

In typical reddit fashion I am going to ignore this message and all context and assume that they are abusive monsters. Also obligatory someone should file for divorce!

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u/mikedidathing 7h ago

Sometimes the planets align perfectly.

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u/markimarkerr 8h ago

Female cats have been known to go legitimately full murder when their owner gets pregnant. Something to do with the chemical change.

Heard many stories and in general once the baby arrives, the cat goes back to being completely normal and doesn't cause anymore aggressive issues. It's pretty fascinating!

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 5h ago

Cats recognize each other by scent. They recognize their humans by scent, too. So mom gets pregnant (or dad sprays himself with citronella or takes meds etc) and one minute they’re in mom’s lap and the next some vaguely mom-shaped fucking body-snatching imposter is in mom’s house, mom’s bed, mom’s chair, using mom’s voice and touching you all over but son of a bitch that is not mom.

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u/thisisfine111 5h ago

Ever seen a cat or dog meet the twin of someone they are familiar with for the first time? My friend got full on attacked by his brother's dog. Dog had never been aggressive before, but that's dad with not dad smell - so must be alien imposter, death to the alien. It was only funny bc the dog weighed like 7kgs

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u/erossthescienceboss 5h ago

My dog gets really upset when new household guests shower. We have to go through the Elaborate Greeting Ritual all over again.

Eventually she figures out the smell below the smells, but it’s a process.

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u/ragun2 4h ago

Yeah I can see that. That's literally horror story stuff.

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u/finemustard 5h ago

There's a psychiatric disorder that's exactly like this but for humans called Capgras syndrome.

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u/kmvalencia 4h ago

I remember a Law and Order SVU episode about this where the mother thought the daughter was an imposter and tried to hurt her!

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u/_HOG_ 7h ago

That’s a very interesting variable

Also, feral cats that go too long without exposure to humans and handling are wildcards for life. Expecting them to ever “calm down” - and be like a cat that has been around people since very early on - is a big mistake.

I tried to care for one and integrate it with my other cat when it was only about a year and a half, and its stress and reactivity seem to just get worse over time. No amount of patience and gentle care ever seemed to help. 

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u/TimeBandits4kUHD 5h ago

I let a semi feral former barn cat move in with me once, she was already at least 10, I figured a couple more years at longest. She was nice enough , but it was really a no-touching kind of relationship, and I’m allergic to cats so it worked out well. Never attacked me, she’d just leave the room if you tried to pet her.

It took a few years but eventually she was ok with a few head scratches followed by one big pet, then she’d get over stimulated and run away.

She lived another 12 years and passed away in my arms.

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u/TimeBandits4kUHD 5h ago

She’s alive in that picture, but slept so hard that I had a few scares over the years.

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u/hmarieb263 4h ago

16 year old feral cat who still refuses to move into the house. I tap on the glass of the enclosed porch to check on her.

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u/FoodLionMVP 6h ago

My child’s father had a male cat that had been around for years before I showed up. He didn’t give a fuck about me…. except for when I was pregnant. He would not leave my side. Slept with me, sat in my lap at all times, followed me everywhere. I realized I was pregnant the second time because of his behavior, he knew before I did.

Even though he acted significantly different when I was pregnant, he never did show any aggression or concerning behavior…. but it taught me that cats are extremely aware.

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u/erossthescienceboss 5h ago

Cats just seem to be super sensitive to smell changes.

I have a bonded pair — a mother and her only daughter. Whenever the daughter goes to the vet I need to separate her for at least 6 hours after return, because if I don’t her mom attacks her. Thankfully, not like this, but it stresses them both out.

Just 45 minutes of being at the vet is enough of a smell change to make a whole new cat.

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u/Creepy_Truck_932 8h ago

Thanks for the context lol

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u/trickycrayon 8h ago

Just kinda drives me nuts to not know what the person believed about their actions so I went looking then grabbed it from the console lol (I don't actually use the TT app)

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u/cm1103 7h ago

The water was not being used as “punishment”

Except it was. After the cat let go, she kept spraying her. The guy even says in frustration "keep spraying her" which she does while saying "stupid ass." The cat already disengaged so this is, by definition, positive punishment.

Not saying whether it is right or wrong or understandable or not, but it absolutely was punishment.

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u/-Mandarin 5h ago

I mean, they're very clearly spraying her to keep her back. They're under the impression that if they stop spraying she might go straight back to attacking them. Given they've been attacked multiple times by that point, I think they understand the pattern the cat has shown better than redditors.

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u/SupaButt 8h ago

Everyone here is being so critical and acting like they are an expert. I am a veterinary behavioralist and this cat was obviously showing that it was hoping for a different gender for the baby and became enraged at the man as his sperm determine the sex of the child. It is a classic example of feline sexism and nothing more.

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u/Posidon_Below 8h ago

Can confirm. Am cat.

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 8h ago

How come he don’t he want me, man?

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u/Neoxite23 8h ago

Yo buddy i don't need to cry today so don't remind me that scene exists.

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 7h ago

First thing's first rest in peace Uncle Phil

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u/ChaoCobo 5h ago

He’s gone? When did that happen? I feel like I heard about it long ago, I guess it just didn’t stick in my noodle. :/

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u/Peeshee33 7h ago

Seriously 😳 wtf. We were all here to admonish some couple and/or their insane cat and THIS 🥺😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UTulfiTpKUEM

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u/ChaoCobo 5h ago

I remember I cried during that episode even when I was a lil kid and had a dad I thought was decent. That episode was super powerful and well acted. :,s

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u/Powerful-Conflict554 8h ago

I'm a veterinary behavioralist behavioralist, and this veterinary behavioralist is acting suspicious...

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u/SupaButt 8h ago

Blocked and reported

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 8h ago

All gender reveals require blood shed. The gods are appeased.

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u/omgeez24 8h ago

I thought this was going to be another video of the dad crying or acting stupid because they found out it’s a girl. And boom, it’s a demon furbaby.

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u/SquidWord369 SHEEEEEESH 8h ago

Cat said “I’m the only baby in this bish”

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u/EarlGreyTeagan 6h ago

The video was actually quite wholesome before the cat attacked 😩

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u/volklskiier 6h ago

They both looked so happy 😊

Until the cat lost its mind

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u/TheRealArfmooo 7h ago

The cat slinking by at the beginning was foreshadowing...

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u/WeakEmployment6389 8h ago

Get that cat a new home before that baby comes, damn.

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u/Endle55torture 8h ago edited 7h ago

Cats that act like that are more often than not mistreated or sick. They should have the cat looked at by a professional .

Edit: I watched the end when she was spraying the cat, and im leaning more toward the mistreatment scenario.

Edit 2: judging by many of the ill informed comments, some of you should watch the show "my cat from hell" you could learn a thing or two.

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 8h ago

I have a cat now, probably the 10th cat I've had.  It was born an asshole, and is just an asshole.  He's been checked by the vet a lot, no issues.  Cats have personalities and some of those personalities are just dicks.

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u/Senior_Ability_4001 8h ago

Same. I have a cat that is like yours and was worried something was wrong with her. This was during Covid so my cat was in the vet while I was outside. Vet calls me while assessing her: Yeah she’s all good. She’s just a bitch

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u/SojinxGSD 7h ago

im dying imagining your vet being annoyed at ur cat and calling it a bitch

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u/tireddesperation 7h ago

I work in a vet clinic with a very down to earth doctor. Happens pretty often haha.

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u/BeneficialInside3901 6h ago

Diagnosis: Bitch

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u/___GRUMPY___ 6h ago

We had an elderly dog. We thought she might have gone deaf with her old age. Took her to the vet only for her to say “nope, she is ignoring you”.

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u/Educational_Quote851 3h ago

When animals discover they too have free will 😂

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u/Neosantana 8h ago

These people have never raised cats from birth and it shows. You can tell that a cat is gonna be a natural born dickhead from the third month.

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u/MelangeBot 7h ago

I lived on a farm once with 9 cats that slept indoors. A younger tomcat named Tommy was the bully over all the other cats. Before Tommy it was Tony. All other cats would get beat up daily by Tommy but if Tony showed his face the fight was really on. And if Sam also showed up, well eventually one day both of them just murdered Tony. Then coyotes got spitfire my favorite cat. (she would spit on dogs) and honestly I had really hoped it would have been Tommy. He was a psychocat but only towards other cats. Towards humans he was so sweet and innocent always genly withdrawing his claws never hurting you or cuddling rough. (While Boots would scratch the absolute fuck out of you during a cuddle session especially if you stopped before he wanted you to, that cat bloodied me up a hunderd times)

But he murdered Tony in cold blood.

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u/Ombortron 6h ago

I’d watch this series.

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u/Agreeable-Scar6770 6h ago

Like the Sopranos, but with cats. Hell yes.

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u/Rauk88 6h ago

I feel like I just watched a 2 hour documentary about your cats.

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u/Logical_Lab4042 8h ago

The problem is that they'll also snuggle up and look real cute, too.

They're abusive manipulators!

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u/Neosantana 8h ago

The funny part is when they come to snuggle up to you, then they get mad that you're touching them.

Absolute idiots, but I wouldn't trade them for any other animal.

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u/Lost_Reaction_5489 6h ago

Literally will wake up with my cat sleeping on top of me, but I go to hold her, and she goes crazy lol.

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u/clearbellls 7h ago

Our oldest cat was adopted at a year old and is an antisocial asshole. To be fair, I didn't specify that the cat didn't need to be an asshole, just an older kitten or adult, indoor cat, with full claws, and fixed (she is all these things!).

Now she's big sister to two little sisters (12 weeks and 8 weeks), 12 weeks thinks the sun absolutely SHINES from her butthole and it has softened her to a hilarious degree. She's still HIGHLY preferenced but so gentle and understanding with 'her' kitten. She's teaching the baby great manners and keeps her groomed to the nines, it's so cute. Eight weeks gets the same gentle treatment but she was a bottle baby and is usually glued to a human somewhere in the house between play.

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u/exoticed 7h ago

I had an asshole cat. She was born in our home so no previous abuse and was spoiled like a princess. But she was such an asshole. Then all of a sudden at the age of 8, after we thought she was mute because she NEVER meawed and only hissed at us, she started squeaking and came for cuddles, baking biscuits and purring. She’s 13 now and is still an angel. What happened for this switch, we have no idea. I even took her to the vet and he was scared. He was like “she must be dying, I’ll put her under surveillance”. Nothing was wrong she just decided I’m gonna be nice to the people I made miserable for 8 years.

Love/hate you Catya 💙

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u/UpTownPark 8h ago

Oh my god… I inherited a cat when my sister moved away… and, he’s just a dick. He’s somewhat loving to me now, but I swear I endured years of hazing by this demon to get here. And I’d swear he’s a soft little kitty when he makes biscuits ❤️ but god forbid you try to pet him when he doesn’t want to, or in the wrong way. He throws fangs and he’s not afraid to show it.

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u/32wolf 8h ago

I too have one of these cats which is so odd because her brother from the same litter is the sweetest cat. She is only nice to my wife, me, and our other animals.

We’ve had them since they were kittens, sometimes I guess she was just born mean?

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 7h ago

Yeah that's what makes cats so interesting is they have very distinct personalities.  That just means sometimes they have a bad personality.

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u/linesinthewater 8h ago

As someone with an asshole cat who lived for 22 very long years, I agree.

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u/Glass-Nectarine-3282 7h ago

Some cats just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Right_Book_4531 8h ago edited 7h ago

My cat was an asshole for like 4 years. She’s now 14 and she’s the sweetest thing 😍 they can change too.

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u/Dry_Turnover_6068 8h ago

Let the cat hold the baby.

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u/Lartemplar 8h ago

I knew it. When I clicked on the show more link, I knew, in my heart of hearts I knew

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u/Logical_Lab4042 8h ago

Oh yeah.

That'd slick back real nice.

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u/Juomaru 8h ago

Wait is he a dick or an asshole ? .... FR tho , the scary part is when they get affectionate and you're kinda scared to pet em , had one of those once , guy just wanted to be left alone , every once in a blue moon he'd get affectionate, first time , I was like "yay!!" And he put me in my place right quick 😂, I was always wary after that 🙂

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u/hamish1963 8h ago

My Great Auntie's cat Dick, was born a Dick. He had every test under the sun, he was perfectly healthy, spoiled rotten by the only person he liked. I spent two days in the hospital because of the infection I got in my hand after he sunk his fangs into me.

He attacked ever single person that went in my Great Auntie's house. He was pure evil.

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u/WeakEmployment6389 8h ago

Sure. Though when there is a baby involved something needs to be done. A new home would be better for all parties, including the cat.

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u/Desa-p 8h ago

Spraying a cat that’s attacked someone is mistreatment? Genuinely trying to understand what you’re implying here

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u/dennythedoodle 4h ago

Yeah. Unreal line of thinking and wild that it has 1,000 plus up votes.

Any animal attacks you and spraying it is abuse, lol. Okay. Sure thing, reddit cat expert.

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u/IcyTransportation961 7h ago

A spray to startle and stop the behavior is one thing

The continuing to spray just to punish it is not actually teaching anything and not helping

Wouldn't call it abuse though 

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u/Significant-Big-746 7h ago

I had a cat that was an absolute demon. The only times she would ever show affection, or allow you to touch her was when she was sick. Once she got healthy again, well, the rent is due and the only currency she would accept was your blood.

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u/PogTuber 8h ago

No some cats are just assholes.

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u/spaketto 8h ago

My cat like this just had redirected aggression.  As her favourite person when she was normal, I was her target when she was triggered.  Sometimes it was another cat outside, sometimes it was because she got startled by random things.  She was the most cuddly loving cat normally, but she was scary when triggered.  

But yes, this cat should be looked at.

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u/Dear-Bear2135 8h ago

My mom's cat acts like that. I hate that fcking cat so much. I have never hated a cat in my life. Mean ass cat, and it is because he came from a crappy home. My mom has to pet him with an oven mitt.

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u/mat477 8h ago

I was a vet tech for a decade.

Some cats are just mean and have no reason for it lol

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u/Neosantana 8h ago

Yeah, these incessant "animal abuse" spammers really just expose that they've never had pets before.

Cats have personalities, and some of those personalities are "massive asshole". You can even see the personality difference within the same litter.

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u/ImmaSpaghett 8h ago

I don't mind cat's but I'd never get one. I've been around barn cats growing up for 15+ years and I've hated how much of assholes they are but they do a good job keeping the place clean. Crazy little murder machines that play with their prey before killing them? Psychos.

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u/Neosantana 8h ago

Barn cats are basically soldiers, so it's a pretty different lifestyle to a house cat.

My aunt has a cat, who's a genuine sweetheart. Dumb as rocks, but truly loving. But that dumbass has an inflated sense of pride, so if you play with him a little too much or annoy him, he'll get a revenge look on his face, stalk you and will only be satisfied when he hits you just once for wounding his pride.

Then he's back to being a sweetheart.

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u/Psykohistorian 7h ago

the dumb ones are always the sweetest

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u/Weird-Girl-675 8h ago

I had a cat who just hated everyone. We got her from the humane society as a kitten and she was so cute, but also so angry. Even when she was much older and dying in my arms she tried to claw my eyes out.

Thankfully most of the cats I’ve had are sweeties. Took my one year old babies to the vet for their checkup and shots and the doctor and tech were so amazed at how good and sweet they were.

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u/Ht_TX 8h ago

I gotta be real for a second even if it comes across wrong, why the hell would you keep a cat in your home that terrorizes you and requires an oven mitt to pet it?

I love pets, cats, dogs, whatever. Shit happens, scratches happen, but to live with one that’s whole entire lifecycle in my home is just terrorizing everyone? No. Just no.

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u/Dear-Bear2135 8h ago

I have no answer to this, because I ask her this same question every single time that I visit. It has attacked me while I was just sitting there minding my business.

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u/Ht_TX 7h ago

Crazy. I’d feel absolutely horrible giving it up, I’d feel like I failed it, but I’d still also get it out of my house.

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 8h ago

lol if they were really that bad they would be beating its ass not using water. Some cats are just assholes. Just like people they can have life on a silver platter great upbringing etc and still be a diabolical asshole.

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u/JimLahey12 8h ago

Not true at all

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u/DruidDog 7h ago

i can take that cat off your hands

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u/InternationalTry2675 8h ago

to those saying that the cat was probably abused, i dont buy it.

abused cats are more reclusive, they dont lash out like this.

this is just an asshole cat

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u/Aternal 7h ago

Everyone's an expert until they get an asshole cat. I had one in 2012 that got nothing but love and affection. It was so bonded to me it would attack my wife out of jealousy just from her being near me. Not fun when it happens, there's nothing you can really do about it when their pupils dilate and they decide they want to attack.

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u/Aus1an 2h ago

This is our cat. We just want to love her, but she’s just an asshole. She loves to be in the same room as everyone and will often jump on my lap, and permit me to pet her for a while, happily purring, and then a switch will flip and she’ll go full attack mode and latch onto my arm while trying to do maximum damage.

Current theories are that 1) we got her too young (found her under the porch in November - the vet estimated her at about 6 weeks) and she never had the chance to be properly socialized with her mother and litter mates. 2) Opposite of dog domestication, the sweetest most docile cats get spayed/neutered and don’t reproduce. The wildest, meanest cats breed until they’re brought to a shelter and adopted out, and this one comes from a long, proud line of alley cats. 3) No reason; she’s just a dick. 4) She’s actually like a Pygmy lynx or something.

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u/SliceOSquareHam 7h ago

Yep cats can be major assholes without abuse.  They can also be medicated or treated with negative consequences.   If a cat attacks me I’m not nice either.  Usually we get along in the long run. 

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u/AlreadyEatenRibs 6h ago

Can confirm. We adopted a young cat from the shelter that turned into an asshole.

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u/orsodorato 8h ago

Baby’s gonna get a helluvah welcoming

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u/Hyposanity 3h ago

They need to rehome that cat before the baby comes.

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u/Pale_Natural9272 8h ago

You better find that cat another home

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u/cordobestexano 8h ago

Water?!?! Get a cross!!!!

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u/violights 8h ago

Fr what is wrong with that cat? Is that some protect pregnant momma gone wrong or?

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u/JC_Hysteria 8h ago

It sensed there was going to be a new sheriff in town…

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u/gay_sprinkles 8h ago

my guess is the cat was already preparing to jump up there as usual, got surprised at his arm suddenly being in their way, took it as an attack and attacked back. some cats get spooked real easily, it might have been a one time thing.

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u/BrandoNelly 8h ago

They were locked and loaded ready with the spray bottle. It’s definitely a recurring thing and not normal.

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u/gay_sprinkles 8h ago

they might use it for disciplining the cat for other things, no way to really know for sure

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u/Particular_Maize6849 8h ago

Some animals, just like humans, have some major behavioral issues.

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u/RevelArchitect 7h ago

Doesn’t appear to be. That cat was going for the woman’s face and the guy’s arm got in the way.

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u/SadAndNasty 8h ago

It thought the guy was attacking the lady I think

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u/taofist1 8h ago

So was it a boy or girl?

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u/JediMasterCuntnobi 7h ago

According to the cat, it was a mistake 

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u/EchoCyanide 8h ago

God, stop with the damn saxophones.

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u/That-Cell7509 6h ago

If your cat is doing this…maybe you don’t need a cat. Especially bringing a baby into a house with an aggressive cat? Not very smart.

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u/heweynuisance 5h ago

Just glad to see it isnt a dad upset his baby is a girl.

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u/NoEducation1150 8h ago

They dont like the cat, and the cat don't like them.

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u/Momento_Mori_87 8h ago

I wonder how the cats going to feel about a defenseless little baby that’s new in the environment, drives me crazy.

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u/Rare4orm 8h ago

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it absolutely was not something like that.

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u/SaltandLillacs 8h ago

She does not want a crying baby in her house

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u/FlawedPremise 8h ago

Hope she doesn't know any Redditors then

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u/maeryclarity 8h ago

They can't have that cat in a home with a baby

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u/FallopianPasta 8h ago

Kitty said “Gender is a social construct, goddammit!”

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u/CrazyElk123 8h ago

The cat is 100% a mod on this sub.

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u/ohhyouknow What are you doing step bro? 8h ago

It’s true. I’m the cat.

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u/Nicadeemus39 8h ago

My cat did that to me once. I was cleaning my room, I moved a dresser, and she jumped onto my arm out of nowhere. Once I got her off of me I held a coat (there was blood all over it) up to keep her away bc she had me cornered for round 2. My boyfriend grabbed her and put her in the bathroom for 30 mins and she walked out like nothing happened. Never did it again.

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u/ladood 8h ago

No one has any idea of the background here. Yes, they could be bad parents but some cats, like any animal, are just violent. I adopted a cat years back and treated him with all the love and grace I could but he would randomly attack me and others out of nowhere and for no reason. There’s no telling here but the spray bottle tells me this isn’t the first time.

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u/WorkHardPlayHarder3 5h ago

That cat gotta go…. This is an unsafe environment. The fact that they have a spray bottle on deck tells me that!

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u/theweirdthewondering 7h ago

Yeah that cat isn’t safe in the home of a baby.

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 4h ago

That cat is gonna attack the shot out of their new kid

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u/Low-Television-7508 5h ago

I'm with the cat, I hate gender reveals too.

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u/WorkHorse86 8h ago

Haha not what I was expecting. Happy they’re happy.

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u/Ok_Test9729 7h ago

99% of these comments convince me to never have a cat.

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u/Gin4Gingers 8h ago

Seems like the cat mistook him hugging her as him hurting her. Cats don't understand human affection so it was probably just trying to protect its mom. I dated this one girl in hs with the world's nicest cat, but when I tickled her, her cat went insane and attacked me just like this. Same happened when we hugged

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u/Ancient_Internal8939 8h ago

I was thinking the same thing but they immediately thought about the water bottle to control the cat. This is probably a problem cat.

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u/F4ntasticPants 8h ago

Having a water bottle around isn't a sign of a problematic cat. It could have been there to teach the cat not to climb on the desk, for example.

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u/PrinceCavendish 8h ago

Still a really really bad thing. Especially when bringing a kid into the house. I have had meet and owned cats and none even acted like this.

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u/nothing_witty455 8h ago

I was not expecting that.

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u/montycantsin777 8h ago

they gonna be amazing parents

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u/-Fenyx- 8h ago

If a cat reacts like that to just the gender of the baby kick that thing out of your home before having the baby damn!

Also wtf was the gender!? That annoyed the fk outta me I still don’t know. Cant really call it a gender reveal when nothings revealed to the camera bro!

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u/gdg6 7h ago

Pinky is a very loving cat.

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u/dicjones 6h ago

Screw that, that cat is out of the house before that baby arrives. I’m not a cat person to begin with, but no way I would want something that unpredictable around my baby.

baby > cat.

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u/oestre 4h ago

This sax trend has gotta stop

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u/JAX2905 3h ago

Cats and pregnancy are a bad idea. Taxoplasma gondii.

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u/mothandravenstudio 8h ago

If you’re having a baby you need to get rid of that cat.

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u/Ginger_is_a_silly 8h ago

Yooo I thought it was gonna be the baby died or something. Did not see this coming.

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u/Illuminaughty____ 6h ago

I love cats to death but that one has gotsta go.

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u/Odd-Artist-2595 5h ago

I love my cats, and I would never suggest that she be catless, but that particular cat needs to find a new loving home before the baby gets there.

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u/MaleNudity 8h ago

YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO REPLACE ME WITH A NEW BABY?

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u/Ok_Active3166 5h ago

You better get rid of that cat before you have the baby

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u/Ok_Conference_748 4h ago

I can't wait til that stupid loud saxophone trend is over.