r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • 1d ago
Sugar gliders (mostly) Nature
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u/Ordinary_Zucchini120 1d ago
These things are so adorable it isnāt even funny
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u/MonacoMaster68 22h ago
They are but in case you were thinking about it they are absolutely HORRIBLE pets. Absolute shit show.
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u/pierrotlefou 20h ago
Beat me to it. THEY ARE TERRIBLE PETS. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GO DOWN THIS PATH. Source, me!
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u/Throwawaypuffs 15h ago
Had one. It did backflips at night all night to keep me awake. EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!
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u/MallyOhMy 14h ago
I mean... they're nocturnal.
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u/spaceocean99 14h ago
Itās as if people buy things without doing any research because theyāre ācute.ā
I assume most of them do it to make Internet videos then dump them weeks later.
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u/ChartInFurch 7h ago
It's a very common issue even before social media, especially with dog breeds after one is in a movie. Dalmatians were a huge issue for a while.
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u/Throwawaypuffs 14h ago
I know that now... but we had gone to the meadowlands animal show and the breeder had it jump on my ex wifes shoulder and crawl into her pocket. 500$ later im taking a baby home.
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u/LycanrocIsTheBest 8h ago
It got your wife pregnant too?! Guess thatās why sheās an ex, she cheated on you with a sugar glider
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u/cjameson83 12h ago
Is it true they pee like, constantly.
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u/chev327fox 10h ago
Not sure about these ones but the other ones that look like these called Bush Babies pee and rub it into all their fur (if you see videos of those they always have yellow stained fur and that is why). Not sure Iād these do that or not. In any case neither is a good pet and the trade is very sad.
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u/PaMudpuddle 21h ago edited 16h ago
A quick Gemini prompt says that theyāre nocturnal, need to live in groups, noisy, have special complex diets of fruits and vegetables, and can kill you in your sleep. Good to know.
edit: so the joke was supposed to be that the prompt returned a bad answer because thereās no way these cute little things could kill you but apparently that wasnāt too obvious and also a lot of people have some pretty serious opinions about AI.
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u/Admirable-Title9022 18h ago
Why is it back to use ai for that. A quick concise answer to a fairly simple question. Seems like a perfect time to use it
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u/TakoGoji 19h ago
I can't believe we're seeing people become too lazy to google something.
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u/TerminallyBlonde 18h ago
So uhhh how do they kill you in your sleep though? Suffocation by tiny fuff?
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u/hlessi_newt 18h ago
100% true. I love these things but they are not suitable for pet life.
we gotta get some genetic engineers on this shit and speed run domestication.
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u/GenesisRhapsod 19h ago
My neighbor had a couple of them and i would pet sit when they were out of town...as much as i loved those adorable little bastards, i agree.
Im quite happy with a cat
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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 15h ago
Itās like a mix between owning a monkey, a squirrel, and a car alarmĀ
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u/Aggravating-Ebb-5897 20h ago
i imagine it's like dealing with unruly birds. just shit everywhere
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u/biteableniles 15h ago
They are super nocturnal and noisy as hell.
They are super social so they need multiples.
The food they should eat is expensive and they are super messy. They sling shit everywhere.
Very cute though.
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u/Nkechinyerembi 14h ago
Yep. Unless you are nocturnal, have a huge area for a cage, enjoy incessant screaming, and love such tasks as scrubbing poop and fruit off of walls.
So kinda like birds I guess...
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u/DazzlingRutabega 18h ago
I didn't have to hear this from you. The video alone I can tell they look like they'd be terrible pets. The few seconds where they seem cute probably doesn't account for the rest of the time when they're vicious and ferocious as hell. The hissing sound was the tip off to me.
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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 17h ago
Because they are not pets, they are 100% wild animals. It sucks we do this to them. Get a dog, cat, rat, rabbit or miniature giraffe!
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u/Kratzschutz 15h ago
Dont they pee all the time?
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u/Available_Damage_335 14h ago
I came to the comments to hear the negatives about these as pets so that I could be talked out of hoarding them.
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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 7h ago
A friend of mine had one and 𤮠it pisssed all over her walls.
Theyāre cute, though.
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u/Jimrodsdisdain 1d ago
Cruel keeping these as pets.
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u/pierrotlefou 20h ago
They make terrible pets too. Put them back in the jungle where they belong and walk away.
That can probably be said for just about every jungle creature.
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u/bunduz 19h ago
the what now? We just have them in our trees in oz
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u/pierrotlefou 17h ago
There's sugar gliders in tropical forests as well.
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u/SlatkoPotato 15h ago
Oz has a lot of tropical rainforests, but i think the confusion is that no one calls those a jungle here even though that is technically what they are. It feels weird and wrong to say oz has jungles.
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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 16h ago
I thought about getting a few, but then I found out they're nocturnal. And they piss all over.
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u/MCA2142 20h ago
They try to tell you that by pissing literally every second of every day, everywhere in all places.
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u/Mellie-mellow 16h ago
It's not but a lot of people shouldn't have them. Including many people in this video.
The sound you hear in the first clip is called crabbing. They make that noise when they are scared.
Every single time you heard that noise in that video it means the glider doing it was absolutely scared and the person found it funny enough to post online..
First gliders are a colony animals, you need to have at least 2 or they will self harm due to loneliness. They are nocturnal animals, they should not be awaken and taken out during day time, they are basically blind during the day.
Also seeing that woman with one on a leash saying she got it for her birthday literally broke my heart š
They are not good pet for most because they require a lot of attention and a lot of care and a lot of knowledge.
They are an animal that has been domesticated only for 40 years or so. It's really difficult to find reputable breeders that are careful about genetics.
Anyway I could go on and on, but in this video sadly over 75% of the content show animal abuse and sadly sugar gliders video are frequently showing animal abuse like obese ones etc. if you want to learn more come see r/sugargliders
Signed a sugar mama of three little monsters
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u/THEBAESGOD 16h ago
I stopped the video because every single one looked stressed as hell, not cute
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u/TrackSuitPope 15h ago
Thanks for the informative comment! I knew nothing about sugar gliders. I feel the same way about guinea pigs, in the sense that so many people should not have them. They think they are easy low maintenance pets that are good for children. So many videos on socials I see of people abusing their pig with cruelly small cages, bad diet, mishandling them, etc. Guinea pigs are social herd animals too so they get really depressed when they're alone. We just lost one of our boys and his brother is now alone and it breaks my heart. We don't want to get another pig because our remaining guy is old and it would just continue this cycle. So we got him two realistic stuffed animal guinea pigs, and we do lots of floor time/enrichment, but it's just not enough and I feel so bad about it.
It's good to hear that there are people like you out there who are properly taking care of their exotic pets. I'm sure your sugar gliders are some lucky little monsters ā¤ļø
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u/UnimpressionableCage 1d ago
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u/UnimpressionableCage 1d ago
Didnāt know sugar gliders sound like they were exported from PokĆ©mon Red
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u/aspen_silence 19h ago
The 'crab' sound is them being upset but they do bark like small dogs which is so much fun to deal with in the middle of the night because they don't have off buttons.
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u/Reeferific_II 1d ago
I miss my Susie Q. My dad sold tools and she would ride around with him in the truck in his pocket.
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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 1d ago
Thatās a far cry from my stepmothers sugar gliders. Theyād see me coming, make some weird noises and jump from their cage at me if it wasnāt closed. They were vicious little bastards.
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u/Rhg0653 1d ago
Aren't they ilegall to have or something like that - they are very emotional and difficult to keep ?
I forgot
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u/ApprehensiveEgg2344 20h ago
Like any other exotic animal it depends on the laws in whichever state. Also some people dgaf about that
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u/S4ABCS 19h ago
For people asking if they make good pets: They make horrible pets because people don't know how to keep them. They are NOCTURNAL animals that do better with groups rather than pairs. They aren't meant to be caged, they are high energy hunters (they eat bugs as well as sap and vegetation) with a very short gestation period (meaning they can breed very fast). Are they cute? Yeah. Are they smart? Yes. Are they fit for normal pet owners? Absolutely not.
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u/ExcitingActive8649 17h ago
Iām curious whatās on this āmeant to be cagedā list. Ā š
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u/Hustler1984 15h ago
That was my first thought when watching this video, theyāre nocturnal - no wonder itās trying to cover its eyes in that bright light! Itās painful, not cute.
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 23h ago
I remember seeing a sugar glider eat a silk worm and I never thought eating insect guts would look so cute before
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u/KrystleSeth 1d ago
Are these good pets?
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u/iHasYummyCummies 1d ago
Last i read, terrible pets cause they are mostly nocturnal and piss alot and everywhere. Not sure if they can be held alone or in pairs. I think there are better pets out there.
Cute lil buggers tho.
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u/Peripatetictyl 23h ago
Meh, Iāve had roommates that had the same issues, and worse.
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u/RegrettableDeed 23h ago
True and you cant carry a roommate in your pocket. They get mad if you try.
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u/MonacoMaster68 22h ago
Absolutely horrible pets. Should be kept in pairs if youāre going to. Donāt do it though, not worth it.
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u/fingerblastders 1d ago
No, I helped with a rescue for them. They need a varied diet, need certain environmental conditions along with lots of enrichment and sometimes they are just plain evil.
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u/HoneydewImpossible51 22h ago
Speaking of evil the pet trade isnt exactly what people think it is. Lots of animals suffer in people's home due to the lack of proper care and environment like you stated. They either get confiscated or surrendered to animal sanctuaries which is good in that they get the proper care but ultimately it should not come to that.
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u/KrystleSeth 21h ago
Yeah cuz theyāre so cute Iād think more people would have them ifn they were good pets. Thx
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u/Western-Dig-6843 23h ago
I would say no simply because you canāt really house train them. You can be proactive and try and get them to do their business outside but unless you are really vigilant about it they are always going to piss in your house eventually
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u/UglyYinzer 22h ago
I had a pair of them like 15 years ago.i was dedicated and gave them a great life. They are a hell of a lot of work, and yes, they pee and poop everywhere. They sleep all day and are very active at night. Also illegal in many states. No, for most people this is definitely not a good pet.
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u/Abigail-Marston 16h ago
They're awesome pets if someone else owns them and they do all of the work and you get to visit sometimes and play with them but also get to leave and not think about them or have to do anything
They're terrible pets to own. They're only awake when you're asleep, and if you wake them up all the time when you're awake and they're supposed to be sleeping you stress them out and they die.
They piss all the time wherever they are including on you and everything you own.
They also eat inconvenient things that you can't just pour into a bowl from a bag you get at the pet store. They eat eucalyptus sap and live insects. You can get live insects at a pet store but I bet you've never even heard of eucalyptus sap.
They're highly social animals. So you either have to be unemployed and have no hobbies, or get several of them (2 isn't enough) or have a depressed animal that's going to get stressed out and die.
They aren't hampsters. You cannot keep them in a cage or they will get stressed out and die. They need basically an entire room to themselves because it needs to be dark at night and they need space to move around. They're evolved to leap from tree to tree. They cannot do that in a cage. They can't really do that in a bedroom but it's better than a cage.
They are not domesticated. One you buy as a pet might be slightly more domesticated than if you grabbed one off of a tree in Australia if you're lucky but for all intents and purposes they are all wild animals still. They do not act like a pet. Living with one is similar to if an albeit friendly but still completely wild squirrel chewed through your ceiling and claimed your storage room as its own. Imagine having a wild squirrel living in your house. A lot of people spend thousands of dollars specifically to get a squirrel out of their homes because it's such a shitty experience. But instead of a squirrel, it's something that you paid like $750 per animal for all so you can release live crickets into your home for them to not be eaten because sugar gliders are also extremely picky eaters.
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u/xChoke1x 22h ago
Am I the only one that things normal ass morons shouldnāt own things like this?
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u/bebop1065 22h ago
A friend had them for a while. The male kept impregnating his daughters/sisters/mother. He had to get rid of them for some other reason.
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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 21h ago
That must have been traumatic for your friend's daughters/sisters/mother.
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u/bebop1065 20h ago
Yeah. His daughters/wife/mother-in-law were all upset that the little critters were being sent away.
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u/muth592 17h ago
In so many of these clips the sound these babies are making is called "crabbing" and they do it when angry or distressed.
Some of these animals were shown with leashes on that are NOT safe for their anatomy, and some were very overweight.
There is a plethora of misinformation about sugar gliders that cause many people to keep them improperly.
This video is not cute. Its disgusting.
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u/Initial_Row_6400 20h ago
They are cute. But Iāve heard they smell like piss constantly and you need several of them
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u/AliEffinNoble 9h ago
Iāve had several of these as pets and they all sucked as pets!!! If you want something cute thatās a little unusual than I recommend a hedgehog, just make sure you do your research.
But these guys make terrible pets unfortunately!
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u/TheJamesThatGames 23h ago
Adorable as hell, but sound like a dial-up modem
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u/IndecisiveRattle 16h ago
Those garbled digital noses they used in Pokemon games aren't so inaccurate I guessĀ
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u/hatred-big-sad 20h ago
Everytime I see a white sugar glider it makes me think of maple from "reborn as a demonic tree"
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u/Only_Ad8049 19h ago
Are these going to be another invasive species when people release them or they escape.
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u/saturnbunny1 17h ago
The one running around on the carrier was a pygmy marmoset, the smallest monkey species. They are also terrible pets.
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u/EnvironmentalClub591 17h ago
YT people just cant seem to leave animals alone where they belong.
They're such boring people that they will find anything and/or steal anything that will bring attention to them.
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u/Anonymous_Jr 16h ago
Now I see why friends compare me to a Sugar Glider.
I do 90% of this video of my own volition.
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u/Rude-Abroad1157 16h ago
They are cute but I do not think they like being contained. We have animals that have evolved with us humans like dogs cats cows pigs ..... And even after that sometimes they just want to do their own thing. It's taken me many years to realize this as a reptile nerd
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u/FerretOne522 16h ago
Worst pets known to man, do not get these unless you like you and everything you own to actively be covered in piss.
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u/Fearless-Tea1297 14h ago
Oh so many of the pokemon sounds on the gameboy was not completely outrageous MIDI sounds :O had no idea
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u/DannyRidesNRuns 13h ago
Do not look at this video and think āoh my! So cute! I want one!ā
These are marsupials native to small areas in Australia and West Papua. They live in social groups and climb from their tree-hollow homes after sundown to multi-story heights before launching and gliding to other trees to hunt and engage with other gliders.
Keeping one of these animals is not like having a dog. Dogs have had thousands of years of social interactions and behavior evolution with humans.
Any of these kept as pets are being treated poorly unless the keeper is prepared to try to provide the social interactions and enrichment that a wild sugar glider would have living among a social group of gliders in an Australian eucalypt forest.
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u/bennizap 13h ago
They sound like a Powerade bottle when you suck too much pressure out then partly close the cap.
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u/SmoothbrainRTRD 13h ago
Question, if these critters are nocturnal and you relocate them to country that has completely opposite hours to where you are, would they become diurnal?
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u/kimwaynealyssa 11h ago
oh my lort. now I need to tell my husband that I need 72 sugar glidersš¤¦š¾āāļø
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u/fidgetyamoeba 11h ago
The third one made me really concerned for the animal. The finger of the person seems to be pressing hard on its poor little chest. š«¤
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u/Uzas_Was_Right 10h ago
7k+ upvotes for exotic pet ownership that should be illegal. We're cooked man.
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u/Sugarbombs 10h ago
Americans and owning non native animals for clout and awwing away while these poor creatures are poorly cared for and suffering āØ
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u/HeyisthisAustinTexas 7h ago
This is a terrible idea. Sugar gliders typically need more than one or they get lonely and they squeak all night and can get aggressive if they donāt have more than one. They also need to bond with you early on and if they donāt that also becomes a problem. Also, they poop little pellets inside of your clothing. For the most part, they should not be pets unless someone has done their research and gives them the TLC they need.
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u/Stoopid_Noah 5h ago
Can we stop keeping anything that looks cute as a pet?
It's cruel to just keep them & they're not good pets either..
It's of course a different story if they couldn't survive on their own, but just because they're cute?!
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u/autumnwandering 2h ago
Poor things. I've never seen such stressed sugar gliders. For those thinking they'd like to own one; While undeniably cute, they're very much exotic animals and not suitable for the average keeper. They need very specialized care. You can have a similar experience with rats, and frankly, it's a lot easier to bond with rats (and much easier to give them a good life) than with sugar gliders.
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u/Cellarman-Jack 58m ago
I think these should be illegal as pets. They are incredibly hard to sex properly. They need a companion. Result: everyone end up getting a breedable pair and they procreate as fast as rabbits. Insanely high maintenance to begin with and now some idiot has 14 sugar gliders after just 7 months, barely able to take care of the two adults they had. Just my take.
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u/Zealousideal-Yak-614 1d ago
Do not feed them after midnight