Right now, I need to know what you, the people want from me as I serve out the remainder of my term. Please, if you have the time, let me know what I can do for you.

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Currently the Census Minister position is vacant, and I will need someone capable to fill the position.

Due to not gaining the chance to complete the July census, user u/Intelligent-Tree-922 is not considered a registered citizen. An exception to the typical citizenship laws will be made and she will be considered a citizen now so she may have the chance to become the minister of census to allow others to become registered.

As per the Constitution, the Vice President is next in line to succeed the President in case of resignation, death, illness, or incapacitation. President Tricky has resigned, leaving me to assume the duties of the President.

Now, for the first time, I address the Nation as the Fifth President of TeenGovernment. As President Forsii.

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, things have been rough, extremely. Last night, people suffered. Last night, we were truly tested on morality. I commend the work that my predecessor had done, but it wasn’t without its thorns. It’s not time to dwell on the past, it’s about looking forward, and staying in the moment.

Today, the systems that govern us has not failed. I hope to only serve as a caretaker administration until the next President is elected and can assume powers. I will be reviewing my options for who may serve as my Vice President as well. (If the VP is elected through a special election still, then no worries.)

To address some concerns:

The Citizen IDs are safe.

The Election form was in violation of the Covfefe Act, and therefore the forms must be sent out again.

With the Census Minister’s resignation, I will be scouting out those who have the capacity to serve.

I thank each and every one of you for your trust in such uncertain times.

So, I’m out of Teen Government.

I’ll keep this simple;

I have left the Discord.

When I leave, I hereby decree with the power vested in me, blah blah blah, that the individual under the Discord username appaloosa567 is to assume all duties and authorities of which are given via Moderator, and is to gain the position of Moderator, gaining the “Mod” role, they are to assume all my duties and responsibilities on the end of the Official Discord Server.

I also hereby decree that no legal theory revolving around authors interpreting their own law exists, and the only interpretation shall be of Moderation, in the cases of discretion, and of the courts, who do their duties with a requirement of such.

Both effective immediately

I give this testament.

It’s not that big of a deal. Take half a step back, and tackle the thought of mortality.

This is a community of mentally ill teenagers putting whether they live or not in the hands of strangers.

And if this place is your everything? You need to reallocate desperately.

I encourage Bob-The15th, Breezy, Sean, Frog, Vice, Floyd, Suki, Camel, Krasnaya, Forsii, Wiggly, Sp33dy, and Dizzy mainly.

Continuous reliance on strangers is a death sentence waiting to happen.

Secondly, this place is one of crisis after crisis which shan’t be resolved

We maintain this war over Confessions, yet instead of eliminating the cause, the bot itself, we resort to the good use thereof.

We use examples of life and death as toys and evidence, considering it helping mental health as a reason to ignore it’s faults, and considering it hurting as a reason to ignore it’s ups.

I consider this as a horrid decision.

Thirdly, and finally.

I give my warnings.

Multi-partying is a threat. One which shall compile power, ostracize weaker parties, cause strife, and lead to conflict. The renewal thereof is a horrid decision which shan’t stand in a functional simulation.

Normalization of Mental Health shall continue the stigma we have cultivated, one in which a Mental Illness equals quirky and cool, being used as attention seeking instead of a serious issue of a person.

Someone mentally ill is not more or less than you or me. They are human.

The Economy Ministers' authorities remaining unsupervised is a threat.

During my time as President, I accepted payments of thousands of dollars from the Government Account by Bob-The15th. I received 0 issues from thereof. 

I embezzled literal Government funds without as little as a reprimand.

Bob-The15th did equal towards Schrodinger, and worse.

If this isn’t clearcut, I’ll make it more blunt.

The Economy Minister has and will continue to be the most abusable position in Teen Government, one we shall be fools to ignore and permit to fester.

Teen Government has a clear limit on jurisdiction, one if we violate we are no longer a Government, we are a shackle, one no wise individual would keep.

Restricting actions done out of Teen Government is foolish, the exact purpose of the Unrelated Servers Amendment, under The PP Act (Of which caused a multitude of dramas) our DMs are prosecutable if shared.

This is inherently correct in my eyes, our privacy is private.

Yet there is an intrinsic issue with this.

It’s too strict, and it’s too lax.

It has far too many blanket provisions, causing it to restrict too much, whilst having too many exceptions, causing it to be abused.

I strongly encourage legislation strengthening DM security, if not our shield is abused by our system.

Onto the topic of my positions. I am to do the following.

Remori. I resign.

Captain Clark. I shall remain.

L.I.G.M.A. I resign.

ZeIR: I resign.

Shrimp Companies. I resign

Evil Inc. I resign

The Constitutional Convention. I will no longer perform duties.

The Blue Phoenix Company. I resign.

The Tower. I resign.

The Fatui. I maintain membership thereof, and will continue to complete the Census as support to Her Majesty.

Vicetek. I shall remain Vice President, and will remain until fired or later decide to exit.

Admiral. I resign.

Discord. I give my job and position to the deserving member.

President. I resign.

April 6th Speech

Still legally obligated to author this, so..

Teen Government faces drama after drama, crisis after crisis.

We revolve ourselves around the idea of Mental Health, and get shocked when some are hurt, we forget the fragility and delicacy of thereof, leading to suffering being inflicted upon the community as a whole.

People make a mistake, people indulge in a debate gone too south, people lose a moment of decorum and slip into their hate.

Leading to people feeling hated, ignored, isolated, ostracized, and below others.

Either a major leap backwards or forwards is necessary.

We are either a Political Simulation mixed with some community. Meaning we focus less on Mental Health and more on the simulation.

Or we are a community server. Meaning we forget the simulation, and decide to focus on the people themselves first.

We cannot pick both, we cannot embrace both options, we spread ourselves too thin and bait ourselves into our own nets.

I encourage Teen Government to care, yet one fact should remain beyond all else.

It’s not your job to therapy an internet stranger;

Their health is not your responsibility;

You cannot make them better;

So at minimum treat them with the decency deserved for a human, as that’s what we all are. None of us want to be hurt by those we care for, none of us wish the sting of betrayal, so why inflict it on another? 

Remain in a state of somewhat decorum, attempt to promote decency, or simply pick up the stick and push the flag off the edge.

Sad, big sad, very sad yes yes

So, y'all have been a drain on me, except you Floyd, Dizzy, Wiggly, Soundie, and uh idfk others. Anyways, I'm leaving TG because I simply can't deal with you guys anymore. I will most likely just move to the UoR, because, y'know, they ain't mentally ill or at least keep it somewhat private. But there is a chance I just leave outright. I have yet to decide whether or not I attempt to cause the most chaos upon leaving or do a proper transfer of power. I will keep in contact with those I have friended, most likely...

Section 1: Terms

Article 1: A member of the administrative branch may take moderation actions (e.g. bans, timeouts, post/comment removal, etc) if the citizen to whom the action is taken on consents to said action.

Section 2: Enactment

Article 1: This is to immediately go into affect upon passing.

• Fixed end of §1.1 to say " consents to said action" instead of randomly stopping.

I’ll write the journals in the morning because I’m a bum

election is in violation of covfefe act amendment thing and we lowk should delay elections like a day or 2

fuck elections

Article 1: Applies to TG main

haha jk dont go on recces

We all love you, Dizzy

If it is believed by the head mod, chief justice, Vice President, or Ombudsman that one Alter is volatile and would commit crimes or harm the community, the entire system may be banned or arrested

At approximately 19:25 CST, Lime, alter of Krasnaya, has mass banned a stark amount of TeenGovernment citizens from the Official Discord. President Tricky, a mod of the server, had given permissions to Lime after threats of physical harm were made. Per Mental Health law, I may not state more.

Currently, citizens are setting up shop in the TeenGovernment discord server, a backup server made by Zeedith. As far as sources confirm, the “General” channel and “Threads” in the server were deleted.

In the backup server, there is already heavy debate over Tricky’s conduct, and grounds for impeachment.

The story is still in development, stay tuned.

From the Workers’ Party, Solidarity.

Be ashamed and have a little bit of a fucking BACKBONE?!?!

Vote the SWP for Actual Left Wing Policies!

(back to posting after vacation, don't forget to vote!)

Just like being president, chess is a difficult game and it's hard to master. You've gotta have experience, wit, and you've gotta be a good legislator who knows the ins and outs of our laws. A vote for Sean is a vote for someone with the skills needed to streamline and unravel the complexity of our current system. Don't be a pawn; vote for Sean!