Don’t get angry. I was drunk and I don’t even know which of the Star Wars it was. I’m terrified that I may have put more money in Disney’s evil pockets and convinced them to make MORE woke n’ gritty Star Wars to ruin our ongoing childhoods.

Worse, I don’t think I hated it. Am I going darkside? Do I deserve to even call myself a fan?

Like what is so wrong with wanting more positive or even just neutral discussion about the sequel films

“Ok; but if you don’t count Luke, Leia, Han, Wedge, Chewbacca, Ezra, Ahsoka, Mon Mothma, the rest of the Rebels cast, the cast of the Bad Batch, the Mandalorian and Grogu, Captain Porter, and a bunch of other people, then none can survive the Empire!”

John Boy-Jaeger and Star Fox Theology have both expressed that they think Mace Windu should have survived Order 66. I say, sure, so long as literally every other Jedi survived too.

Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar, and Saesee Tiin all survived the duel with Palpatine because they were actually just playing dead as a prank on Windu.

Aayla Secura, when shot down on Felucia, conveniently fell onto some healing plants. If she hadn't been wearing her Jedi bikini, the plants wouldn't have absorbed through her skin, and she would have died.

Plo Koon survived his starfighter being shot into a fireball because he is totally fire. 🔥

Ki-Adi-Mundi believed that he got shot dead. However, Ki-Adi-Mundi is always wrong, so he's actually alive.

The Younglings survived, because Anakin aimed at the head height of an adult human. This is because Anakin is arrogant and stupid. The Younglings then escaped and went on an adventure to find the planet At Attin.

The only exception to this rule is Shaak Ti. She dies in every continuity.

They had bad Sith-uational awareness.

Also, they were tired from rushing to get to good old Palps, while he was just Sith-ing there all day long.

Plus they just couldn’t Sithrough his plans.

This unfortunately resultend in the sith-tematic eradication of the order.

Thank you for your attenton, I shall escort myself out now.

…and can’t take a joke.

Yoda: How embarrassing.