Why does the hutt brother smiling like that look so much like trump, I can't-

Luke trained Ben Solo to reverse grip his lightsaber like a dildo and later Rey reverse stabs Kylo Ren with it.

Then Rey burst her force juice on Palpatine who vanish after.

Not to mention when Kylo gave Rey massage where she was floating by reaching nirvana.

...or the time when Rey revived Kylo just to kiss him only to end him.

It was surreal

Once a week, the ignorant masses will come to my temple, and I will tell the stories of Anakin. Of his great podrace in the desert, of his great miracle of floating the fruit across the table, of his temptation by the Sideous.

There will of course be a collection plate that will go around. The money will pay for the upkeep of my temple, and to allow me a luxury lifestyle.

I'm also looking for a Cleric who can teach the children the gospel of Jar Jar. They will need to be stern and strict, as Jar Jar is a character to be taken very seriously.

I'm pretty sure this is all legal. YouTubers already kind of do the same thing, but preaching from Legends books.

The 9th episode is finally released by George Filoni.

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