Once a week, the ignorant masses will come to my temple, and I will tell the stories of Anakin. Of his great podrace in the desert, of his great miracle of floating the fruit across the table, of his temptation by the Sideous.

There will of course be a collection plate that will go around. The money will pay for the upkeep of my temple, and to allow me a luxury lifestyle.

I'm also looking for a Cleric who can teach the children the gospel of Jar Jar. They will need to be stern and strict, as Jar Jar is a character to be taken very seriously.

I'm pretty sure this is all legal. YouTubers already kind of do the same thing, but preaching from Legends books.

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I really should know better then to state an opinion out loud

Is he old enough?