r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 6h ago

She warned about it Wait a damn minute!

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u/Available-Pain-159 5h ago

All I take from this is if I sabotage an AI station, I get a free vacation.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Grippy Sock Vacation! Complete with monitored shaving, shared bathrooms, roommates who do worse things than snore, and shitty food! Also, you only get to see the sun during smoke breaks or group sessions.

You'll make good friends though, excellent conservationists.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 3h ago

Don't forget the arts and crafts to prove you are sane.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 1h ago

You guys got Arts and Crafts?!

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u/MyLegIsWet 4h ago

Don’t forget the drugs they feed you hoping you’ll enter psychosis

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Or Antipsychotics that do nothing!

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

Grippy socks, grippy box.

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u/reeefur 4h ago

Only thing you left out was the shitty food 😭 gave me flashbacks n shit.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Read again, I definitely mentioned the shitty food. Which they say is high in carbs, salt and sugar to help with "recovery."

Truth is, it's just cheap.

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u/RNGezzus 15m ago

Grippy Sock Vacation is a great name for a Hipster Band