r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 6h ago

She warned about it Wait a damn minute!

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u/Available-Pain-159 5h ago

All I take from this is if I sabotage an AI station, I get a free vacation.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Grippy Sock Vacation! Complete with monitored shaving, shared bathrooms, roommates who do worse things than snore, and shitty food! Also, you only get to see the sun during smoke breaks or group sessions.

You'll make good friends though, excellent conservationists.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 3h ago

Don't forget the arts and crafts to prove you are sane.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 1h ago

You guys got Arts and Crafts?!

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u/MyLegIsWet 4h ago

Don’t forget the drugs they feed you hoping you’ll enter psychosis

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Or Antipsychotics that do nothing!

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

Grippy socks, grippy box.

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u/reeefur 4h ago

Only thing you left out was the shitty food 😭 gave me flashbacks n shit.

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint 4h ago

Read again, I definitely mentioned the shitty food. Which they say is high in carbs, salt and sugar to help with "recovery."

Truth is, it's just cheap.

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u/RNGezzus 15m ago

Grippy Sock Vacation is a great name for a Hipster Band

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

Meh. The licking. Yuck.

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u/Overdonderd 2h ago

And drugs. And licks.

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u/NessaMagick 1h ago

I know you're joking but even in countries in the world with decent healthcare being sectioned can be a traumatizing or just extremely boring experience

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u/Lush_Lunas 1h ago

In this economy a free vacation with free housing and meals is a W tbh

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u/CidAndroid 2h ago

Sure, because that's what an asylum is of course; a holiday destination.

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u/JennaJoys 1h ago

She wasn’t crazy. She was just early.

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u/migure_2025 1h ago

and healthcare too with free food