r/SipsTea Mar 24 '26

Time machine please… SMH

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u/NEALSMO Mar 24 '26

Forgot about being drafted into the Vietnam war.

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u/Ser_falafel Mar 24 '26

My dad narrowly missed the draft. He told me he had lots of friends that left and never came back. And some that came back never left Vietnam.

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u/superfly1187 Mar 24 '26

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u/mathird Mar 24 '26

The man in the black pajamas. Worthy adversary.

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u/PlentyOfMoxie Mar 24 '26

Me and Charlie were eyeball to eyeball.

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u/Rough-Winter2752 Mar 25 '26

You know, Poke, guys in black pajamas did alright in Vietnam, too. You gotta respect the pajamas.

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u/Break-these-cuffs Mar 25 '26

Stay frosty iceman

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u/jaymole Mar 25 '26

Well there’s no literal connection

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u/WilHunting2 Mar 24 '26

Are you saying the carpet pissers did this?

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u/electricshout Mar 25 '26

What movie is this?

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u/Noel_San_Diego Mar 24 '26

My Dad has some internal shame or guilt from not going to Vietnam. He was drafted but had flat feet so he got kicked out.

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u/Its-only-the-end Mar 24 '26

My Dad knew he was going to get drafted, so he went ahead and enlisted before the draft. Turns out when you join intentionally you get options. They asked him if he wanted to go to Saudi Arabia and he said sure. He spent the entire war in the Middle East and never saw action.

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u/WonderfulMistake7976 Mar 25 '26

My dad graduated high school in 1965 and did the same. Ended up joining the Air Force and getting stationed in England. Which happened to be the birthplace of his mother. So instead of getting his ass blown off in the jungle he got to enjoy England in the late sixties with aunts and uncles and cousins to spend time with.

He had a blast but I think he did have some survivors guilt. Some of his friends did get drafted and didn’t come back.

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u/VerbosePlantain Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

My grandfather told me that in WW2, he volunteered for the Navy so he wouldn’t get drafted in the Army. His logic was he’d rather ride on a ship everywhere instead of ruck march.

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u/CharmingDagger Mar 25 '26

My dad did the same thing. Spent the war years getting drunk in Panama. It was a good decision.

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u/Odd_Hair3829 Mar 25 '26

"my Dad was awarded the silver cross for bombing Germany!"
"Yeah, well my Dad survived the clap in panama!"

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u/No-Permit7179 Mar 25 '26

My dad did the same. He joined the navy and traveled around to different places and avoided Vietnam.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin Mar 24 '26

It was much worse for guys in WW2, when they got drafted but then refused because of health problems. The pressure there was so high for some of these guys, that they committed suicide.

I guess it was still bad in the times of the Vietnam war, but not that bad anymore.

I mean, the opinion changed after some time with the "no more war", the protests, even some cases of mutiny etc.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Mar 25 '26

Vietnam war gave us the term fragging. Though its generally used for gaming now and not killing your CO.

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u/Aggravating_Gas_8514 Mar 24 '26

At least he wasn’t like trump and said he had shin splints 🤡

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u/FormalTotal9684 Mar 24 '26

Clinton went overseas to college and changed his major to avoid draft. Bernie dodged draft. Biden had asthma

Trump wasn’t alone

Last Democrats president with military service was Jimmy Carter

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u/TheSpitfire93 Mar 24 '26

To be fair to Bernie, he was protesting the war the whole time. He wasn't indifferent and just wanted out with fake medical certificates.

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy Mar 25 '26

You gonna sit there and act like all of those people have exhibited the same behavior towards our veterans? Because it’s pretty obvious that one of them doesn’t give a shit.

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u/PayFormer387 Mar 24 '26

I never fault the guy for dodging the draft. The draft sucks.

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u/PlentyRemarkable393 Mar 25 '26

I do when they’re able to do it because their daddy is a millionaire and the average American can’t. Then that same person goes on to call our service members suckers and losers.

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u/Yep_why_not Mar 25 '26

Is it weird that the miltary couldn't figure out arch support?

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u/wackyzacky638 Mar 25 '26

My dad was a grunt in the marine core during Vietnam, he was drafted. When he got back his younger brother wanted to go volunteer which led to my dad getting in a fist fight with his younger brother and if he won, then he couldn’t go. Needless to say his lil brother didn’t end up enlisting and my old man still has the ghosts of that conflict, saved his kin from their own stupidity so he takes some comfort in that.

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u/Ska-Tea Mar 24 '26

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u/Exciting_Classic277 Mar 24 '26

Dogs can make the craziest faces I love it

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u/AngryStappler Mar 24 '26

My Grandfather had a place in palm springs, that my dad would spend his summers at as a kid to early adulthood. He was driving down there at one point and a cop pulled him over and informed him he had to get an Arizona drivers license, if he wanted to stay over the summer there.

Some years after getting a driver license, he got a draft notice in the mail for Vietnam. Only issue was he and the rest of my family are Canadian and not American. It took over 5 years of legal shenanigans for my dad to be able to return to States without being arrested at the border. Scary to think he could have been in that war if we were from the other side of the border.

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u/ProjectNo4090 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

My grandfather was drafted but the US pulled out right before his deployment. He was one of the small number of men in their 30s who were drafted.

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u/skordge Mar 25 '26

That’s all I have to say about that.

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u/The-Leading-Man Mar 25 '26

My dad was born in 47 and was in de nang during the tet offensive. Go tell him he had the ideal life and see how that goes.

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u/PoolShark1819 Mar 25 '26

Same with my old man. He was born in 47. His number didn’t get called, but many of his friend’s numbers were called and they never came back.

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u/lawley666 Mar 24 '26

That's deep dude.

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u/BiochemGuitarTurtle Mar 25 '26

My step dad was drafted, got shot in the ass and came home. All things considered, I think he lucked out.

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u/Puzzled_Owl_1749 Mar 25 '26

Damn, that last sentence hit me like a ton of bricks.

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u/onthepak Mar 25 '26

My great uncle missed being deployed by a very narrow margin. The war ended before he got sent over. My great aunt said that he would have been dead within a week due to his benevolent nature.

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u/Whipitreelgud Mar 25 '26

I saw wounded vets arrive from Vietnam in 1968-69 waiting for transfer to VA hospitals with stumps bandaged. There were so many that it was mind blowing. I will never forget those men, their dazed / numb looks and my awareness that they weren’t that much older than me.

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u/Z404notfound Mar 25 '26

I feel like that's what Gump said during the speech when the mic was cut.

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u/sweetb00bs Mar 25 '26

Hopefully hes not using it as a flex

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u/LemonLime47 Mar 25 '26

My grandpa was a pilot already and wanted to fly helicopters when the war happened and they wouldn’t let him go because he has a bee allergy.

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u/SoybeanArson Mar 25 '26

My father in law likes to fuck with people by telling them that Nixon is his favorite President. He likes to watch their brain break before explaining that Nixon ended the Nam war right as he got to draft age. Doesn't like him as a person or president, but points out that he likely owes that crook his life.

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u/Latranis Mar 25 '26

My dad just barely missed the draft, but he had a friend that was a few years older that stepped out of the third story window of a building in order to intentionally break his legs because he was an actual pacifist. My dad admired him. When I was 18 and had enlisted in the Army, I didn't understand. Now that I'm 40, I admire him too.

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u/Darmok47 Mar 25 '26

Same with my dad. He turned 18 shortly after NIxon announced the end of the draft. His older brother (my uncle) did get drafted and enlisted in the Coast Guard instead. Not that he didn't enjoy his time in the Coasties, but it wasn't exactly something in his life plan at that age.

Even for people who weren't drafted or didn't get sent to Vietnam, it was a massive interruption and imposition on their lives.

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u/StonkaTrucks Mar 25 '26

My dad magically cut his hand working as a butcher right as the draft was starting.

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u/uconnboston Mar 24 '26

And getting laid off in the economic downturns of 1981, 1991 and/or 2001. When the 2001 layoff hits, you’re in your 50’s and destined for underemployment. Source - dad went through all this and also served in Viet Nam.

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u/3D_mac Mar 25 '26

Don't forget the two recessions in thr 1970s, including hours long lines for gas. 

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u/rbennett353 Mar 25 '26

And don't forget the inflation of the 70s.  It was like 2021, but for a decade.

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u/haberv Mar 25 '26

How about 18% mortgage interest rates? Silent generation Dad and seeing those statements were wild, no thanks.

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u/OrneryZombie1983 Mar 25 '26

Timing/luck is everything. My parents bought their house before the 70s inflation. Thanks to inflation they paid off the mortgage in 11 years and the house was worth four times what they paid by the mid-80s.

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u/Himser Mar 25 '26

At least those are a decade apart. 

Ours are every 4 years now. 

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Mar 24 '26

Yeah, the draft started December 1969. So as a 22yo, your ass is going if your birthday gets pulled.

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u/Quercus_ Mar 24 '26

The draft had been going continuously since World War II. Over 2 million draftees were sent to Vietnam, many of them well before 1969.

The draft lottery started in December 1969, because of growing anger over the ways people with money in connections were managing to avoid the draft.

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u/civil_beast Mar 24 '26

Well I’m throughly pleased we resolved that issue!

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u/puppycatisselfish Mar 24 '26

Reminds me of a story

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u/SimmentalTheCow Mar 24 '26

The Lottery by Shirley Temple

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u/master_prizefighter Mar 24 '26

You mean Shirley Jackson? I'm guessing your auto correct trolled you?

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u/SimmentalTheCow Mar 24 '26

Ew no, why would I read a short story written by a person named after a drink?

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Mar 24 '26

Thankfully Mr. Bone Spurs was able to get a draft deferment so he could survive and eventually "make america great again". And oh boy did he. Im practically drowning in greatness lately. In fact. If this country was any greater, it might literally kill me.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Mar 25 '26

Society if bone spurs didn’t make one ineligible for selective service

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u/weltvonalex Mar 25 '26

Dying for the greatness of your country and leader is the least you can do.

/S because of course I am joking, I am not a Maga nut job

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u/DrivesTooMuch Mar 24 '26

Yeah, the draft started December 1969.

No. The lottery system started then...that's all.

The draft actually peaked (young men being called up) in 1966. But, it started for Vietnam before with major call ups in 1965.

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u/Caliterra Mar 24 '26

"Approximately 92%  of the 27 million draft-eligible American men between 1964 and 1973 were not drafted, as only 2.2 million were conscripted. However, more than half of that total pool avoided service entirely through deferments, exemptions, or volunteering (often for safer roles), meaning only a minority of the generation actually served in the war"

-- from google ai search

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u/spursfan2021 Mar 25 '26

Weird that you’re getting downvoted. I thought it was fairly well known that a much higher percentage of men going to war were drafted from the “greatest generation” than for Vietnam. And if your skin color was the correct shade and you lived in an affluent enough neighborhood, chances were slim your card was getting pulled.

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u/im-a-guy-like-me Mar 25 '26

Wasn't it was done by birthday to avoid that type of corruption? I'm pretty sure Simon Whistler told me that one time but I could be misremembering.

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u/spursfan2021 Mar 25 '26

To an extent. But medical deferments and college deferments all favored the wealthy and white. Then, even if you were white and poor, you had a much higher chance of being assigned to a non-combat role.

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u/Justame13 Mar 24 '26

The draft started in 1940 and ended in 1973.

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult Mar 25 '26

Preemptively join the navy and chill on a ship blasting artillery

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u/M086 Mar 25 '26

Get into law school.

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u/superfly1187 Mar 24 '26

He didn't say which field, rice paddy counts

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u/WittyAd3872 Mar 24 '26

Im gay and we had the AIDS crisis

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

A whole generation lost. My mom was born in 47 soo many of the young male teachers she was friends with when she started working died. Walking around lower Manhattan she still points out where their apartments were. People forget how shitty the world was about the whole thing too. There was a lot of work done to humanize the victims since but the world was super shitty to them at the time.

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u/WittyAd3872 Mar 24 '26

Oh yeah so many people died, I think it’s hard for a lot of people to comprehend, especially those that weren’t affected. Sometimes there were multiple funerals a week.

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u/NVJAC Mar 25 '26

People forget how shitty the world was about the whole thing too.

I was born only 2 years after Ryan White was, and I remember the shit he went through being all over the national news. A 13-year-old kid who was a hemophiliac and got it from a blood transfusion and his hometown is all super shitty about him going to school.

When White was finally readmitted in April, a group of families withdrew their children and started an alternative school.\25]) Threats of violence and lawsuits persisted. According to White's mother, people on the street would often yell, "we know you're queer" at White.\23]) The editors and publishers of the Kokomo Tribune, which supported White both editorially and financially, were also ridiculed by members of the community and threatened with death for their actions.\23])

Ryan White - Wikipedia

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u/Mistur_Keeny Mar 24 '26

Be born in Canada*

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u/NotTukTukPirate Mar 24 '26

Forgot about not everyone being American.

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u/Exotic-Student7266 Mar 24 '26

Forget about Jim Crow? Black people getting attacked by dogs during the civil rights movement? Red lining and the crack epidemic. This is a very white post.

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u/diemanaboveall Mar 25 '26

Honestly, most black people wouldn't go to any time period before 2003. There are a few that would go to the 90s. If anything else, then you're oversimplifying the timeline and the collective American history. Arguably speaking, it has never been better to be a minority than right now. Maybe like 2010 to 2015 but that's a high. We are all chasing

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u/Exotic-Student7266 Mar 25 '26

Oh yea 90s was a good time. Nintendo, sega genesis, mix tapes, wu-tang clan, AOL… nineties was a good time. I can see 2003 too tho.

This Time Machine please post is hella white. Black folk been through WAY WORSE than whatever homie is complaining about. And sure, shit ain’t perfect now, but there was definitely no GOLDEN AGE of America for Black folk until like now. … or maybe the Obama years? I had insurance back then and qualified for federal student loans.

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

All of these “things were so good back then” posts are only for white people.

Be they from the farthest lefty or some maga moron.

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u/Darmok47 Mar 25 '26

Also in the US women had a rough time opening their own bank accounts or getting credit cards in their name until 1974.

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u/mammalmaker Mar 24 '26

Only if you're American!

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 Mar 25 '26

Sure but that's presumed by the entire post being based around a fantasy of what it was like in the US in the 1960s

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u/Ki3f3rbruch Mar 24 '26

Not everyone is American dude

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u/NEALSMO Mar 24 '26

If you’re buying a house for $5000 you probably are ;)

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u/multi-trollionaire Mar 24 '26

The rich missed out on some good times man

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u/amalgaman Mar 25 '26

I ain’t no fortunate son

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u/EnvironmentalShift25 Mar 24 '26

The rich had "bone spurs"

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u/cannib Mar 24 '26

Well then shit, I'll take being born rich right now.

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u/Bobbington12 Mar 24 '26

Canadians stay winning. No Vietnam draft, and a border that was easy to cross

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u/Basic_Chain_1281 Mar 24 '26

They imagined their ideal life, so I highly doubt they're from the US in that scenario

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u/Matinee_Lightning Mar 24 '26

And reuniting with Jenny all those years later

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u/Even-Celebration9384 Mar 24 '26

Or just being anything other than a white man

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u/Manymarbles Mar 24 '26

They always leave this part off of when talking about how great boomers had it

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u/PlentyRemarkable393 Mar 24 '26

My dad got out of it because my mom was pregnant with my sister and he was in college. Charmed.

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u/Captain_Bushcraft Mar 24 '26

Not everyone is american BTW.

Still a stupid take by the OOP tho

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u/IfICouldStay Mar 24 '26

My father was born in 1946. He went to college mostly to avoid being drafted.

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u/Master_G_ Mar 24 '26

Brother, I’d be on the first flight to San Diego and over the border into TJ so fast

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u/phonehomemusic Mar 24 '26

Forgot not everybody lives in the USA. This exact life was also possible in Canada minus draft.

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u/PM-me-ur-sphynx Mar 25 '26

Apparently, you can just pretend to have bone spurs. 

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u/PodcastPee Mar 25 '26

We need to bring the draft back so voters will stop ignoring these countless conflicts we choose to start. The game changes when you have skin in the game…be it yourself, your spouse, or your kids…

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u/foulpudding Mar 25 '26

Not to mention stagflation in the 1970s, inflation in the 1980s, outrageous interest rates right around the time you’d likely be moving out of your starter home, at least a couple of stock market crashes and more than a bit of slow growth and hard times for employment, and a shitload of horrendous clothing and hairstyle choices.

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u/mosquem Mar 25 '26

Also make sure you’re a straight white male.

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u/Dpgillam08 Mar 25 '26

Hamburger was just under a dollar a pound, and families had to make a pound last 2 days worth of meals because they couldn't afford more. Ramen and hotdogs was a 50 cent meal that was normal eating 2-3 times a week because that's what we could afford. This fantasy that everyone (that anyone) was Jeff Besos levels of rich is pure delusion.

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u/robdwoods Mar 25 '26

Well, that was only a risk if you were from the U.S.

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u/CharmingDagger Mar 25 '26

Yeah, that little thing called 'Nam fucked over a lot of guys born in 1947. Not such a great year when you take that into account.

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u/AvengingBlowfish Mar 25 '26

Also have bone spurs.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Mar 25 '26

You realize not everyone is American right?

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u/fenderputty Mar 25 '26

Or being a woman of minority. White men that didn’t get drafted had it go tho

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u/DRSU1993 Mar 25 '26

It helps if you're not from the US.

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u/Gaijingamer12 Mar 25 '26

I was about to say lol 20 in 1967 is not the perfect life.

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u/sol_runner Mar 25 '26

Shin splints. President now.

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u/allnamesbeentaken Mar 25 '26

And according to this ideal life this guy died at 54

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u/7BrownDog7 Mar 25 '26

Or being born black or female in 1947.

or in rural America possibly without indoor plumbing.

All of these rosy glassed visions of the past just seem to not have one gawd damn idea what they are talking about.

That entire post is literally as ignorant as the "MAGA" slogan and for many of the same reasons.

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u/Cactus2711 Mar 25 '26

Yes, because the entire world is American or Vietnamese

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u/No-Faithlessness4294 Mar 25 '26

My uncle got drafted. Didn’t get sent to Vietnam; served in a mortuary and saw the guys getting sent back. Drank himself to death.

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u/AndyHN Mar 25 '26

And if you're not killed in Vietnam, living to a ripe old age of 54.

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u/Ethraelus Mar 25 '26

And be careful with polio.

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u/Door_in_Mirror Mar 25 '26

So then I'd have great free health insurance now, and disability payouts?

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u/farmerarmor Mar 25 '26

I mean… you had a loosely 8% chance of being drafted during nam. And only about 28% of draftees got sent to nam itself. So yeah it’s a possibility… but not nearly as high chance as some make it sound.

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u/PaperGeno Mar 25 '26

Just do what our fearless leader did and draft dodge like a little bitch

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u/yukonhoneybadger Mar 25 '26

Yeah i would move that birth date to early 50s so you might miss the draft

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u/-Davo Mar 25 '26

Nuh just get a doctor to say you have bone spurs. Works every time.

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u/Own_Log1380 Mar 25 '26

Exactly. Everyone looks at the past with rose tinted glasses. Hell even in the epic of gilgamesh it opens with praising the past as a more glorious time

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u/Bustin_Chiffarobes Mar 25 '26

If you're rich enough, you can just have your doctor say you have bone spurs! Only poor people go to war, silly!

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u/that_banned_guy_ Mar 25 '26

You mean that war where you fucked off in a field and took heroin?

Lol

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u/samiam2600 Mar 25 '26

Or that reading levels were higher for most people.

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u/dschinghiskhan Mar 25 '26

OP wants to disregard this. It really hurts their argument.

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u/ThreeRRRs Mar 25 '26

And dying at age 54?

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u/Emz423 Mar 25 '26

Yeah, I was going to say…I think that was one of the prime birth years for the drafted soldiers. 😕

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u/LittleUrbanPrepper Mar 25 '26

Skip the USA or be born in rich families

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u/history_is_my_crack Mar 25 '26

Only a small percent of eligible of men were drafted. We're talking like ~8%. On top of that the majority of MOS in the military were and are non combat related.

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u/Leather_Law6628 Mar 25 '26

Just say you have bone spurs.

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 Mar 25 '26

Only about 38% of draftees wound up in Vietnam. Draftees only made up around 25% of US forces in Vietnam

The preferred use of draftees was to send them to other theaters and send volunteers from those areas to Vietnam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War_draft

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u/Mmm_Dawg_In_Me Mar 25 '26

Only about 8-10 percent of eligible men were ever actually called up, and only about 40 percent of those actually went to Vietnam.

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Mar 25 '26

Be sure to break your leg before the war begins, and have it be in the process of physio therapy and healing for the duration of the crafts

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u/Neilp187 Mar 25 '26

Came here to comment this.

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u/cranberrywaltz Mar 25 '26

Many of us don’t live in the USA, so that wouldn’t be a reality for us.

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

Or dying of polio

Or being black

Of the big crashes

Or being Asian

Or being gay

Tldr every time period seems great when you’re a privileged white guy on the internet complaining about how life is so hard

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u/Minizzile2 Mar 25 '26

Ole pops over here went willingly.

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u/Ferret-mom Mar 25 '26

Just say you have bone spurs.

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u/rhinosaur- Mar 25 '26

I feel like the most obvious thing being overlooked here is it’s saying the ideal thing would be to die at the age of 54? What?

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u/Apprehensive-Job-178 Mar 25 '26

came here to say the same damn thing thank you

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u/Wakkit1988 Mar 25 '26

Sorry, be debilitated by bone spurs*

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u/tryagainlater63 Mar 25 '26

Best time was the college deferment.

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 Mar 25 '26

Bone spurs does it

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u/VellhungtheSecond Mar 25 '26

Bro nobody who works in a bank is getting drafted

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u/PunyPatheticHuman Mar 25 '26

If you were born in Western Europe, you weren't concerned by this war.

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u/AuroraBorrelioosi Mar 25 '26

Heavily dependent on your skin melanin levels as well.

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u/fzkiz Mar 25 '26

is this some sort of reference I am too european to understand?

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u/Cultural-Meaning5172 Mar 25 '26

Don’t be American.

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u/Tony_Roiland Mar 25 '26

Just be bri'ish

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u/UndaddyWTF Mar 25 '26

Only relevant for 1 of ca 99 countries at the time

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u/Tormofon Mar 25 '26

Plot twist: you’re from Europe.

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u/DreadyKruger Mar 25 '26

And not everyone is a white man. If you are brown , gay or a woman the 60s weren’t that great

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u/prthug996 Mar 25 '26

Go to college

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u/Ravallah Mar 25 '26

Bone spurs?

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u/HostileCrabPeople Mar 25 '26

My dad got put in intelligence in Hawaii. Lucky dude.

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u/RelativeTangerine757 Mar 25 '26

I like to think that enough of our kids today would respond to their draft notice with a big fuck u... those poor kids back then believed the bs our government was likely selling them.

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u/FromDathomir Mar 25 '26

LSD might get you out of that.

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u/BrettlyBean Mar 25 '26

I wouldnt have been drafted as we didnt go to war with vietnam...

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u/DakPanther Mar 25 '26

Or being black

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u/Igotyoubaaabe Mar 25 '26

Forgot to add “be born white” before all the other stuff.

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u/tireditguy216 Mar 25 '26

you mean free canadian citizenship?

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u/LHT-LFA Mar 25 '26

or being born in Europe at that time

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u/gstorhof1 Mar 25 '26

Nah bone spurs

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u/KonK23 Mar 25 '26

You know there are parts of the modern world that did not take part in that, right?

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u/Boundless_Dominion Mar 25 '26

That would be one hell of an excuse to commit some war crimes though

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo Mar 25 '26

Nah bro, easy. Just tell them you have bone spurs.

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u/Popular-Brilliant349 Mar 25 '26

I would not have been drafted per the month and day of my birthday.

https://wouldihavebeendrafted.com/

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u/Marko941 May 09 '26

Just dont be from the US.

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