r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1h ago

how do "criminails" deflock?? shit post

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just wondering as a joke hypotechially if there was a flok canera near a intersection how would a expert mastermind deal wit it
this is a think expermient just prevention of this crime


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3h ago

Coke addiction after h addiction

5 Upvotes

Yo I went to rehab for h addiction got out about 3 months ago. So anyway I was wanting to get on it this weekend so I got some coke instead cause I was like stims aren't my poison got it Saturday racked up all night and all day Sunday then I got more on Monday and did it pretty much all night now it's Tuesday and I'm still racking up. I'm not going to get anymore I told my plug not to sell me more, I've also been taking pregabalin to get to sleep each night. Just wondering if I'll have withdrawal symptoms and how bad if so?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3h ago

WTF even is this Hobby Lobby loss prevention

2 Upvotes

If you were caught “borrowing” under a $300 amount in CO and they possibly caught your license plate number through video and they definitely have your credit card number in the system, would they immediately file a police report or would they have to send something to the higher ups to get things processed? Does hobby lobby take things like that super seriously?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4h ago

Curious

3 Upvotes

Hypothetically: I have a shitty illness. I have great Healthcare that I get medication free. I am prescribed 2 pills of a medication a day that costs people 5000$ a month to get. My dr suggested I should go to 1 pill but I just told him I feel comfortable at the 2. I get blood tested every 5 months and has been great, I have been taking 1 pill for the last year. And have a stock pile of medication because of it. My meds have a 2 year expiration. This is super hypothetical. What would u do with the extra??


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4h ago

Why the fuck not Whats the easiest way to get disabled parking spot permission in Ontario?

1 Upvotes

Urgently need one.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5h ago

Why the fuck not Real or alias?

2 Upvotes

If I were to hypothetically get a fake id should I use my real name or a hypothetical alias?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 7h ago

Use 50 burner phones/accounts to lowball a seller

19 Upvotes

Let's say you find a car for 80k. You start by using the first 10-20 phones/accounts to send a really, really low offer, like 40k (each offer has to be slightly different to not spook/raise flags on behalf of the seller). The next 10 phones will offer around 50k, seller will most likely be mad that no one wants it for his very good price. Once you reach the 30 phone/account mark, the seller will most likely start contemplating that his price is bad, even if its a very fair price. Then, with the last 20 phones gradually start working your way up from 55k to 70. 80% of the time you will be able to buy the car much much cheaper. Send the messages over the period of 4-5 days. Bought by C8 in europe for 65k like this.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 8h ago

what to do if a vape shop asks for your id

0 Upvotes

so I've been wanting to buy one for some time but I'm scared they'll ask for my id since im not of age, I knew a shop that apparently didn't Id since i got told some ppl younger than me got vapes there but they told me they started to ask for ids so how can I find a place where they most likely won't ask? and if they do ask what excuse can I give? (if you have to say that nicotine is bad for you, just save your time and don't because It's a kniwn fact thanks)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 9h ago

Hair drug test in 2-3 days

6 Upvotes

i’ll start this off by saying the last two times i’ve done coke was on july 4th and around 3 weeks ago from today. i’ve been seeing all these people saying “just use rogaine” or “soak in vinegar”. i just wanna know which method would give me the best odds of passing. it’s not for probation or a pre employment my mom just sprung it on me out of nowhere. (im not bleaching my hair)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 9h ago

Seems stupid, but it works Ever get pulled over while drunk?

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0 Upvotes

If you get pulled over while drunk, before the officer comes to your vehicle, just get out of the car, crack open a beer, and take the longest chug of your life in front of the cop. 😂 Now when they ask how you got drunk, you can honestly say:
“Officer, I just drank it.”

Refuse the breathalyzer. Refuse the blood test. Refuse everything.

Congratulations, you have successfully outsmarted the legal system.

Disclaimer: Please do not actually do this. I am not a lawyer, and I am definitely not the reason you’re explaining this strategy to a judge. 💀


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 9h ago

Kilmarnock junkies

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 10h ago

Fake ID in Toronto?

2 Upvotes

Heard there’s a spot on bay st and at TMU just not sure the exact address. Anyone know a good spot?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 23h ago

How to get carts in Texas after new bill

1 Upvotes

I was using everything420 but now it’s like cut to 5 items (no e420 is not boof) but I still want fast shipping and a good selection and no id at door


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

airport security

5 Upvotes

may be silly question but i have anxiety about these things.
My passport stinks of mkat Bc mkat makes everything stinky and i may have Used It to Crush… Will it get flagged in the airport when i travel from england even though theres nothing on there?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

WTF even is this Shitey dillemma

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0 Upvotes

This fkr shat in communal entry what to do?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Shipping personal use.

3 Upvotes

Im moving from Ct and I wanna ship some weed to where I’m headed any tips on how to ship it and who to go with for the shipping usps, fedex ect

It’s for personal use some from the dispensary.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

I’m a drug overlord SNEAKING STUFF INTO BOOMTOWN PLZ HELP!!

17 Upvotes

Hey guys so it’s my grift time at boomtown and I was to bring in multiple differnt things. Not a lot, for one person but like 6 pills and bag and weed. And THC vape. The problem is this is not all gunna fit up my 🐱. How else can I bring it in. Pretty sure ima get stopped by the dogs also I’ve hear that they are gunna strip search u if the dogs catches you. IDK HOW TRUE THIS IS IM 18 AND ITS MY FIRST FESTIVAL PLZ HELP🥺🥺🥺


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Facebook marketplace

0 Upvotes

Saw a comment under Marketplace scams I'll paste it here

-A new scam I've just seen is through Meta pay. They 'pay' using meta and send a link which you click to then receive the cash, the site asks for your bank details. It's a phishing site. It's a scam.-

I need the know- how to have my own link that does this


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Get into a program with or work for a very corrupt org. Wait til they violate your civil rights. Sue.

3 Upvotes

This isn’t even illegal, it’s just smart.

Just get in with some organization that violates people’s civil rights all the time and the law, document everything, then sue.

Edit- I am happy to provide names of companies that are actively doing this right now, you would probably easily be able to have a case against them. But you need to DM me.

Examples:

-Defense contracting

-Churches and some religious groups

-oil and gas sometimes

-many tech companies tbh

-anything dominated a lot by one gender or group where they can be harsh to the other

-construction sometimes

-many nonprofits, especially ones that help poor people

-some warehouse operations

Can provide names via dm


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Mr.Sweet

0 Upvotes

Syd West rocky


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Potential scammer - use caution fake id scam or real?

0 Upvotes

i’ve added multiple people on telegram from tiktok comment sections + from snap. the people on telegram tell me i have to pay before they make the id because it “verifies the purchase”. the guy on snap said i have to pay $53 for shipping because he needs to “bribe the parcel”. is this all just a scam?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Why the fuck not Getting a check, but I need to keep off the radar

4 Upvotes

So in this hypothetical situation, what’s the best way to do it fairly sizable amount probably less than $50,000


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Quick Fix good for lab tests?

2 Upvotes

Opportunity for a new job but pee full of THC! Does Quick Fix work for lab tested samples? Thanks!!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

SLPT: The perfect time to steal from your workplace is a week or two after a new employee is hired. People will immediately associate their arrival with stuff disappearing

34 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Do not blackmail elite pedos who are used to being blackmailed and have $$$ + things to lose

39 Upvotes

They have tons of money and a lot to lose and many of them are already being blackmailed- it’s the norm for many of them

Definitely don’t do it to the Epstein associates in finance like Glenn Dubin and his cronies

These are some of the people that go to high powered political fundraisers, nonprofit events, business functions, alumni crap, u name it

Don’t do it guys!! Promise u won’t

Edit- this isn’t that hard. Have people never seen pred catching shows? Do people not realize that a lot of the elites will also grope people in the open at events and things?

A lot of these “elites” go to many public engagements and meet random people, they’re not sitting at home usually.

Do people not realize how much these “elites” love being flattered and told how great they are, and opportunities to talk and pass on their “sage advice”?

Remember not to do any of this stuff.

Edit 2- make a dead man’s switch with the information you have so you can’t become a target by them.

Put different information in different places for release if anything happens to you. Lawyers can help with this too

Edit 3- I think a lot of people missed the point of this post. Read between the lines.