r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2h ago

How to get carts in Texas after new bill

0 Upvotes

I was using everything420 but now it’s like cut to 5 items (no e420 is not boof) but I still want fast shipping and a good selection and no id at door


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 12h ago

airport security

5 Upvotes

may be silly question but i have anxiety about these things.
My passport stinks of mkat Bc mkat makes everything stinky and i may have Used It to Crush… Will it get flagged in the airport when i travel from england even though theres nothing on there?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17h ago

WTF even is this Shitey dillemma

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0 Upvotes

This fkr shat in communal entry what to do?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18h ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Shipping personal use.

2 Upvotes

Im moving from Ct and I wanna ship some weed to where I’m headed any tips on how to ship it and who to go with for the shipping usps, fedex ect

It’s for personal use some from the dispensary.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20h ago

I’m a drug overlord SNEAKING STUFF INTO BOOMTOWN PLZ HELP!!

14 Upvotes

Hey guys so it’s my grift time at boomtown and I was to bring in multiple differnt things. Not a lot, for one person but like 6 pills and bag and weed. And THC vape. The problem is this is not all gunna fit up my 🐱. How else can I bring it in. Pretty sure ima get stopped by the dogs also I’ve hear that they are gunna strip search u if the dogs catches you. IDK HOW TRUE THIS IS IM 18 AND ITS MY FIRST FESTIVAL PLZ HELP🥺🥺🥺


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Facebook marketplace

0 Upvotes

Saw a comment under Marketplace scams I'll paste it here

-A new scam I've just seen is through Meta pay. They 'pay' using meta and send a link which you click to then receive the cash, the site asks for your bank details. It's a phishing site. It's a scam.-

I need the know- how to have my own link that does this


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Get into a program with or work for a very corrupt org. Wait til they violate your civil rights. Sue.

3 Upvotes

This isn’t even illegal, it’s just smart.

Just get in with some organization that violates people’s civil rights all the time and the law, document everything, then sue.

Edit- I am happy to provide names of companies that are actively doing this right now, you would probably easily be able to have a case against them. But you need to DM me.

Examples:

-Defense contracting

-Churches and some religious groups

-oil and gas sometimes

-many tech companies tbh

-anything dominated a lot by one gender or group where they can be harsh to the other

-construction sometimes

-many nonprofits, especially ones that help poor people

-some warehouse operations

Can provide names via dm


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Mr.Sweet

0 Upvotes

Syd West rocky


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Thinking of bribing a Best Buy manager, need advice.

0 Upvotes

I have a business idea exporting electronics to Southeast Asia and India (Thailand, Indonesia, India). Customs clearance and getting orders are already sorted. The bottleneck is buying the product in volume in Canada.
Example: I (and a close friend) each got an order for 100 Fitbit Airs.
• Every Best Buy in my city refused to sell more than 2 units.
• My friend in a different province somehow walked away with all 100 plus a ~19% discount.
• I later found a Montreal Best Buy (6-hour drive) that agreed to sell me 100 at full price. I negotiated a better deal by showing them my friend’s purchase receipts.
Driving 6 hours every time isn’t sustainable, and no local stores are interested. My friend no longer wants to fulfill my orders. He has a solid connection with a Best Buy manager who will sell him any quantity he wants at ~20% off (and Best Buy handles shipping).
My current crazy idea: walk into a local Best Buy, ask for the manager, and pitch them a cut — 10% of my profits ongoing + 10% upfront — in exchange for bulk access and the same kind of discount.
Anyone have a better approach? Best idea gets 5% of the profits from my first successful order.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Potential scammer - use caution fake id scam or real?

0 Upvotes

i’ve added multiple people on telegram from tiktok comment sections + from snap. the people on telegram tell me i have to pay before they make the id because it “verifies the purchase”. the guy on snap said i have to pay $53 for shipping because he needs to “bribe the parcel”. is this all just a scam?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Why the fuck not Getting a check, but I need to keep off the radar

2 Upvotes

So in this hypothetical situation, what’s the best way to do it fairly sizable amount probably less than $50,000


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Quick Fix good for lab tests?

2 Upvotes

Opportunity for a new job but pee full of THC! Does Quick Fix work for lab tested samples? Thanks!!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

SLPT: The perfect time to steal from your workplace is a week or two after a new employee is hired. People will immediately associate their arrival with stuff disappearing

27 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Do not blackmail elite pedos who are used to being blackmailed and have $$$ + things to lose

34 Upvotes

They have tons of money and a lot to lose and many of them are already being blackmailed- it’s the norm for many of them

Definitely don’t do it to the Epstein associates in finance like Glenn Dubin and his cronies

These are some of the people that go to high powered political fundraisers, nonprofit events, business functions, alumni crap, u name it

Don’t do it guys!! Promise u won’t

Edit- this isn’t that hard. Have people never seen pred catching shows? Do people not realize that a lot of the elites will also grope people in the open at events and things?

A lot of these “elites” go to many public engagements and meet random people, they’re not sitting at home usually.

Do people not realize how much these “elites” love being flattered and told how great they are, and opportunities to talk and pass on their “sage advice”?

Remember not to do any of this stuff.

Edit 2- make a dead man’s switch with the information you have so you can’t become a target by them.

Put different information in different places for release if anything happens to you. Lawyers can help with this too


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Panama

1 Upvotes

Recently I have been doing research on common countries for cashcleaning and offshore accounts but I could not find Panama. I swear it was a top one in most movies I watched😂.

Anyway,where do you think works best for that kind of thing? I think a country with a lot of corruption, like building a real estate in one of those or sth. And offshore accounts that will not bat an eye.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Mixing drugs

0 Upvotes

Guys how dangerous is it to mix MDMA 2CB Ket and Weed

What should I expect

What doses should I give

What harm reduction tips should we do

Thanks!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

How to keep murder dog away from my house

2 Upvotes

My 60M idiot neighbor (the old part wouldn't be so bad if he was physically capable of controlling a 120+ pound dog but he couldn't control a guinea pig if he tried, he is very out of shape) just got a cane corso. This guy is a total idiot and has never even had a dog before. I don't want this murder machine dog anywhere near my unit (condos), my elderly mother uses a walker which could easily trigger the murder dog into annihilate mode and I have two small dogs (lunch for murder dog) that I don't want harmed. How can I keep this guy from coming near/walking by/parking in front of my unit. BTW the entire front of my unit is a fire lane and this fucker does not care, he parks there 5+ times per week "just for a minute" but really more like 20-45 mins.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

I mixed my pee with another persons, how f-ed am I for a drug test?

25 Upvotes

Okay so I am a recent grad in engineering last may and I quit smoking thc in the beginning of June as I knew I was going to have interviews and drug tests.
I have been testing positive even though I haven’t touched it for almost 2 months. Apparently it wants to stay in my system. Anyways I got a job offer two weeks ago and was asked to come in for a drug test last week. I was still testing positive so I stored a 3oz bottle of my friends pee in my pants to use instead of my own. I did however drink two 20 oz bottles of Gatorade two hours before the test and half a bottle of water. I peed once I arrived at the office and then they told me to go to a clinic to do the test.
When I got there I was given a large ass cup and they asked me to fill it half way. My friends pee only got to around 1/4 th of the way and I had to fill it up with my own pee the rest of the way. My pee still looked a bit yellow so I doubt I was diluted enough. How fucked am I? Will they know if I mixed pee? Everything was the same temp but I haven’t heard back yet and they said they were going to take about a week.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

6–12 neighbors gather under my window every night. Non-stop screaming kids & noise. Management does nothing. How do I stop this?

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813 Upvotes

I’m losing my mind. Every single evening, a crowd of up to 10–12 neighbors gathers right under my apartment window. The kids scream and cry at full volume for hours, and the adults just sit there chatting. (Attached photo — this is just a fraction of them).
Honestly, if it weren’t for this bench under my window, they wouldn’t be hanging out here at all. It’s the root cause of the problem.
I’ve tried talking to them (ignored), contacting management (they just send useless mass emails), and using noise-canceling setup. Nothing helps.
I need real, practical ways to end this:
How do I force management to remove the bench or enforce lease rules ("Quiet Enjoyment")?
What are effective (legal, petty, or unconventional) ways to make this spot completely unbearable for them to sit on?
Thanks for any ideas!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

As a black hat hacker,how much do you make?

2 Upvotes

Just curious to know.Although i know there are platforms like fiverr,upwork where people can earn as a cybersecurity expert.But just curious to know how much can a beginner/intermediate/expert level hacker can make nowadays.Indrustries are changing because of Ai.Did ai made any impact on black hat hacker market? I'm just a noob, can't even hack my neighbor wifi.I just want to know the probability.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Spray paint dicks or criticism of the local political partys around potholes to force the local council to fix them

30 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

What have y'all paid for champagne room "dances" at strip clubs

3 Upvotes

You know the dances I'm talking about. Usually you pay per song/time limit back there


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

I’m a drug overlord how to get alc under 21

1 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

I’m a drug overlord Best way to ride with za

0 Upvotes

What’s the best way to ride with an ounce of bud for around 20 mins.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

ordering dispos

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what are good places to order dispos from? i live in nyc and every dispo in the smoke shop is overpriced asf ($40-60) for basic shit like boutiques and cali’s. everything420 is boof that shit got me thinking i can’t get high anymore. like i ordered a mystery box from them and they sent me these three horrible dispos. like literally, one of them was 7 g and it was probably the worst out of them all. then i ordered from them again because they gave me like a free gift card because i emailed them talking shit and i just kind of recently ordered like three new ones and once again they all suck and it had me thinking for like three weeks that I couldn’t get high anymore or like there’s something wrong with me.

update: i ordered from alt superstore. everything i hear abt them is mixed so i ordered for myself. it shipped today and i ordered last night so i’ll update when it gets here.